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[Deleted member 1159]

If women were expected to think more than a couple steps ahead all of us would still be single virgins…

I think we've gone too far

I was just playing this (original version) last night on drums with a buddy on bass and my quasi-nephew on rhythm/lead…11 years old and this kid just shredded the whole thing, even the solos. It was all I could do to keep up having not played it since the Guitar Hero Metallica days…his mom recorded the whole thing but I’m not gonna put it online. But believe you me it was epic for a single take without rehearsing.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Personally I like Dick Cheese

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Maiden Voyage I love my wife too but goddammit I’m so sick of over the top birthday parties… party for a bunch of kids, party with my in laws, party with my family, birthday cupcakes for the daycare kids…

Can we cut one damn thing?? No.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Maiden Voyage I love my wife too but goddammit I’m so sick of over the top birthday parties… party for a bunch of kids, party with my in laws, party with my family, birthday cupcakes for the daycare kids…

Can we cut one damn thing?? No.

The only viable option is a good old fashioned wife swap.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

The only viable option is a good old fashioned wife swap.

Well send some pics and we can begin negotiations

 

[haxan7]

Maiden Voyage I love my wife too but goddammit I’m so sick of over the top birthday parties… party for a bunch of kids, party with my in laws, party with my family, birthday cupcakes for the daycare kids…

Can we cut one damn thing?? No.

Happy wife, happy life.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Happy wife, happy life.

I’ll see what I can do for Maiden’s wife…still haven’t gotten the pics tho…

 

[Star-Lord]

I’ll see what I can do for Maiden’s wife…still haven’t gotten the pics tho…

She sent them to me by mistake. You're missing out.

 

[bronk]

Wtf ... They are showing Cornhole on ESPN. This is considered a sport now?

Stop hating

 

[Star-Lord]

It's only 21C in the office, but it feels far hotter, and I think I may melt in the heat. The fact I've been here since 7am and am here until 7pm makes it so much worse.

 

[Peggies]

Sooo there is this colleague at work who's my substitute while I'm on leave and she seems to be doing a good job. Far too good.

She enjoys the whole management shit and hasn't thrown one single coffee cup yet. Now I'm worried. Technically they have to give me back my job when I return next year but what if the team hates me then?

PS: only nice answers welcome nush

 

[*Nightwing]

Sooo there is this colleague at work who's my substitute while I'm on leave and she seems to be doing a good job. Far too good.

She enjoys the whole management shit and hasn't thrown one single coffee cup yet. Now I'm worried.

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Technically they have to give me back my job when I return next year but what if the team hates me then?

Speaking with the objectiveness of an outside observer:

 

[Peggies]

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[Deleted member 1159]

Sooo there is this colleague at work who's my substitute while I'm on leave and she seems to be doing a good job. Far too good.

She enjoys the whole management shit and hasn't thrown one single coffee cup yet. Now I'm worried. Technically they have to give me back my job when I return next year but what if the team hates me then?

PS: only nice answers welcome nush

You threw a coffee cup?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Star-Lord]

Sooo there is this colleague at work who's my substitute while I'm on leave and she seems to be doing a good job. Far too good.

She enjoys the whole management shit and hasn't thrown one single coffee cup yet. Now I'm worried. Technically they have to give me back my job when I return next year but what if the team hates me then?

PS: only nice answers welcome nush

How could anyone hate you?

 

[Peggies]

You threw a coffee cup?

Well, I was annoyed

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Well, I was annoyed

 

[Richard Packer]

Technically they have to give me back my job when I return next year but what if the team hates me then?

Just get pregnant again.

 

[Peggies]

Just get pregnant again.

 

[Richard Packer]

I am always willing to help.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Creampie is always the correct answer.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

My barber lady asked me if we wanted another today and I'm like welllllll that ship has sailed, unless something grows back. Then the one right next to us with an amazing bubble butt kind of did the Spock eyebrow raise at me...

I wasn't sure if that was a TMI what are you talking about or a proposition because I'm looking real fresh lately.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My barber lady asked me if we wanted another today and I'm like welllllll that ship has sailed, unless something grows back. Then the one right next to us with an amazing bubble butt kind of did the Spock eyebrow raise at me...

I wasn't sure if that was a TMI what are you talking about or a proposition because I'm looking real fresh lately.

I feel like there is a valuable piece of information missing in your post bruv

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I feel like there is a valuable piece of information missing in your post bruv

Sorry I thought we were talking pregnancies and cream pies, she asked if I wanted another kid and I told her I got snipped.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Sorry I thought we were talking pregnancies and cream pies, she asked if I wanted another kid and I told her I got snipped.

To be fair, I decided to take an edible right after my foreign language class this afternoon. Probably not the best idea during working hours but oh well.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

To be fair, I decided to take an edible right after my foreign language class this afternoon. Probably not the best idea during working hours but oh well.

My dispensary called me to cancel my order today because they're out of my favorite kind...why'd you let me place the order then??? So now alls I gots is my vape pen until it's back in stock, or I can chance a new kind...

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My dispensary called me to cancel my order today because they're out of my favorite kind...why'd you let me place the order then??? So now alls I gots is my vape pen until it's back in stock, or I can chance a new kind...

There's always other options

 

[Peggies]

Sorry I thought we were talking pregnancies and cream pies, she asked if I wanted another kid and I told her I got snipped.

I thought we were talking hair cuts

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I thought we were talking hair cuts

You gotta trim the hedges before the milk man delivers his load

 

[Richard Packer]

You gotta trim the hedges before the milk man delivers his load

So @Thaedolus can still have another one.

 

[Peggies]

So @Thaedolus can still have another one.

No, his hedge has already been milked.

 

[Richard Packer]

No, his hedge has already been milked.

By the milk man?

 

[Peggies]

By the milk man?

No, I'm sure it was some kind of professional. Not that milk men aren't professionals.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Richard Packer how do you know my wife’s boyfriend isn’t snipped too?

 

[Richard Packer]

Richard Packer how do you know my wife’s boyfriend isn’t snipped too?

Wait, I thought we were talking about landscaping.

 

[Richard Packer]

If someone can pm me screenshots of the meltdowns going down at The Sunken Place right now that would be great.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If someone can pm me screenshots of the meltdowns going down at The Sunken Place right now that would be great.

Do not resuscitate.

 

[Richard Packer]

Do not resuscitate.

The poor bastards.

 

[haxan7]

Is your name Richard Packer cuz you like to pack stuff up your butt?

 

[Richard Packer]

I knew I'd be able to draw them out.

 

[haxan7]

I knew I'd be able to draw them out.

don't flatter yourself

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I usually just give it a little wiggle and that does the trick.

 

[Richard Packer]

don't flatter yourself

You're very good for my ego. Thank you.

 

[haxan7]

If someone can pm me screenshots of the meltdowns going down at The Sunken Place right now that would be great.

which sunken place are we talkin. I have an actual life and I don't follow such things.

 

[Richard Packer]

which sunken place are we talkin. I have an actual life and I don't follow such things.

Lol

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Man, why did I say I would go into the office tomorrow? I don't want to go. I've become so spoiled with WFH.

 

[badblue]

Man, why did I say I would go into the office tomorrow? I don't want to go. I've become so spoiled with WFH.

Sorry, got the 'vid.... hope that doesn't effect your ability to go into the office tomorrow.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Star-Lord]

You're very good for my ego. Thank you.

You remind me someone I used to know.

I thought they were a cunt, too.