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[Richard Packer]

Eat more fiber bro geez. You shouldn't need to bear down that hard.

That's WWE legend Triple H, you silly goose.

 

[Phunkydiabetic]

That's WWE legend Triple H, you silly goose.

 

[Guilty_AI]

 

[Richard Packer]

This was when he was Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Legend has it this was the time period when his cock was the hardest.

 

[Kagey K]

This was when he was Hunter Hearst Helmsley. Legend has it this was the time period when his cock was the hardest.

Probably the only time it was bigger than his nose too.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Your sock will work too if you can't find a lady.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[haxan7]

I do that every night

 

[Goro Majima]

LazyTown Skeet III

Milford gets skeeted on

lazyskeet3.ytmnd.com

 

[Barakov]

 

[Kagey K]

Hey pillow fuckers, I'm on a perm warning, but I'm going to call you all pillowfuckers and get a one month ban instead.

How does this make sense?

 

[Rentahamster]

Hey pillow fuckers, I'm on a perm warning, but I'm going to call you all pillowfuckers and get a one month ban instead.

How does this make sense?

I have fucked a pillow before so it makes perfect sense to me.

 

[Kagey K]

I have fucked a pillow before so it makes perfect sense to me.

You must like Nintendo.

 

[Rentahamster]

You must like Nintendo.

I have a Bowser body pillow.

 

[Kagey K]

I have a Bowser body pillow.

I knew it.

We should try to get Redlance unbanned because he knew all Nintendo boys were pillowfuckers.

Perm warnings just mean 1 month bans going forward.

 

[Plies]

 

[Peggies]

Hey pillow fuckers, I'm on a perm warning, but I'm going to call you all pillowfuckers and get a one month ban instead.

How does this make sense?

What's a pillow fucker?

 

[Plies]

What's a pillow fucker?

 

[Kagey K]

What's a pillow fucker?

Ask Redlancet when he gets back.

 

[Peggies]

"A person who engages in sexual activity with a pillow, often their own pillow, imagining it as the person they fantasize about."
Urban Dictionary

Haha, that's funny! I'm gonna use that frequently from now on.

 

[Richard Packer]

I do that every night

Superb technique.

 

[Plies]

Superb technique.

And a superb diet.

 

[Richard Packer]

And a superb diet.

 

[Peggies]

Pillow fucker

 

[Richard Packer]

Pillow fucker

I don't think the pillow gets fucked in this situation.

 

[Peggies]

I don't think the pillow gets fucked in this situation.

This is all so confusing.

 

[Ionian]

Funniest thing about Taysan was his selfies in the thread here. He had the mustache of a 13-year old boy and was proud enough to post it.

Looked like he glued pubic hair to his face.

Hopefully he manages a beard in his lifetime.

 

[Guilty_AI]

Funniest thing about Taysan was his selfies in the thread here. He had the mustache of a 13-year old boy and was proud enough to post it.

Looked like he glued pubic hair to his face.

Hopefully he manages a beard in his lifetime.

beards are overrated honestly, just makes eating and drinking mildly disgusting actions

 

[Peggies]

beards are overrated honestly, just makes eating and drinking mildly disgusting actions

But they look nice.

 

[Ionian]

beards are overrated honestly, just makes eating and drinking mildly disgusting actions

A full beard maybe, mine is properly trimmed. Ain't no animal.

Is annoying though when hair gets stuck in a can of beer. Painful.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Pour one out for those of us challenged in the facial hair department.

 

[Ionian]

But they look nice.

Let's date, you break up with my missus first though and she's feisty!

Beards are cool, some people have them and some don't. Useful for winter in Ireland.

 

[MudoSkills]

I enjoyed having a beard up until the moment I sneezed into my hand whilst eating Weetabix.

 

[nush]

beards are overrated honestly, just makes eating and drinking mildly disgusting actions

 

[Guilty_AI]

I'm more triggered by the heart attack potential from this food

 

[Facism]

Looks like the kind of meal that comes out the same way it goes in wew

 

[Peggies]

Beards are cool, some people have them and some don't.

I want that on a t-shirt!

 

[Bernkastel]

 

[TheContact]

Hey pillow fuckers, I'm on a perm warning, but I'm going to call you all pillowfuckers and get a one month ban instead.

How does this make sense?

the moderation is inconsistent, but at least they're trying and gave us a chance at appealing bans for a while

 

[Ionian]

beards are overrated honestly, just makes eating and drinking mildly disgusting actions

If you can't eat or drink with a beard, you're not allowed have one. They're meant for adults. ZZ-Top is not normal but they get women in Vegas with long legs so mileage shall vary.

 

[Ionian]

the moderation is inconsistent, but at least they're trying and gave us a chance at appealing bans for a while

Pillowfuckers? Weird way to ask for a ban, I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh. Sounds like someone who hadn't yet hit puberty.

Now I'm curious about how to fuck a pillow.

EDIT: quoted the wrong person, meant this. Sorry dude!

 

[Sidney Prescott]

 

[haxan7]

Now I'm curious about how to fuck a pillow.

it's pretty easy

 

[Ionian]

it's pretty easy

I feel like I've missed a chapter in my life now

Cover on or off? I need to learn.

EDIT: if it's anime, no way. Normal pillows please.

 

[haxan7]

I feel like I've missed a chapter in my life now

Cover on or off? I need to learn.

EDIT: if it's anime, no way. Normal pillows please.

Cover on. I'm not a degenerate

 

[Ionian]

Cover on. I'm not a degenerate

A gentleman! haha

 

[Xaero Gravity]

the moderation is inconsistent, but at least they're trying and gave us a chance at appealing bans for a while

I just think it's humourous that being on a "perm warning for console warring" and then console warring some more results in a temp ban.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

What's good today gaf? I had a nice workout this morning. You?