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[Richard Packer]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

"Get off" hihi

Just be glad that last night you didn't have to explain why you're holding back tears when Splinter talks to Raph about choosing to face his problems alone

 

[Star-Lord]

The pay was shit. Everything else was fantastic.

That's why you drink as much alcohol as possible, to get you so pissed that you forget the pay is shit.

 

[Peggies]

Just be glad that last night you didn't have to explain why you're holding back tears when Splinter talks to Raph about choosing to face his problems alone

I know, I know so sad. What a wise little rat.

"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you … for when you die, it will be without honor."

Gotta watch that movie again!

 

[haxan7]

"Get off" hihi

Peggies do you need to be serviced

 

[Bladed Thesis]

Safety to any Ukrainian gaffers.

 

[Rentahamster]

I know, I know so sad. What a wise little rat.

"Death comes for us all, Oroku Saki, but something much worse comes for you … for when you die, it will be without honor."

Gotta watch that movie again!

Don't mind me, just cutting onions over here....

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Safety to any Ukrainian gaffers.

Agreed. The whole mess is so upsetting when it feels so manufactured…death and misery because someone's got a boner for the good old days.

Fucking gross.

 

[Peggies]

Peggies do you need to be serviced

Thanks buddy, I'm good . Just a little sleep deprived.

 

[haxan7]

Thanks buddy, I'm good . Just a little sleep deprived.

I wasn't offering

 

[Peggies]

I wasn't offering

 

[Rentahamster]

FUCK

Hamsters’ Testicles Shrink After Being Infected With COVID, Study Finds

The virus was delivered intranasally to the rodents, with researchers finding an acute decrease in sperm count and testosterone.

www.vice.com

 

[Richard Packer]

FUCK

Hamsters’ Testicles Shrink After Being Infected With COVID, Study Finds

The virus was delivered intranasally to the rodents, with researchers finding an acute decrease in sperm count and testosterone.

www.vice.com

Don't worry. I'm sure yours will still be aesthetically pleasing.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

FUCK

Hamsters’ Testicles Shrink After Being Infected With COVID, Study Finds

The virus was delivered intranasally to the rodents, with researchers finding an acute decrease in sperm count and testosterone.

www.vice.com

Sounds like a Vice article alright.

 

[haxan7]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Rentahamster]

Don't worry. I'm sure yours will still be aesthetically pleasing.

They are a work of art.

 

[Richard Packer]

They are a work of art.

Tell me about it. Peggies won't shut up about using them in her latest puppet show.

 

[Rentahamster]

Tell me about it.

The Chicago Bean is inspired by deez nutz.

 

[Star-Lord]

Tonight has been a rollercoaster of emotions. Thank fuck I can rely on MetaGAF to bring me back to earth. What are we talking about? Oh, hamster testicles? The norm, then.

 

[haxan7]

Tonight has been a rollercoaster of emotions. Thank fuck I can rely on MetaGAF to bring me back to earth. What are we talking about? Oh, hamster testicles? The norm, then.

I am also interested in discussing the female vagina

 

[Tschumi]

Tonight has been a rollercoaster of emotions. Thank fuck I can rely on MetaGAF to bring me back to earth. What are we talking about? Oh, hamster testicles? The norm, then.

Oo ooh i like your avatar

 

[Rentahamster]

I am also interested in discussing the female vagina

DID YOU KNOW:


The human vagina is made from cells very similar to the cells that make up your inner cheeks. That is the reference one should consult, and not a warm apple pie.

 

[Tschumi]

I just impulse bought fucking pikmin 3. I don't dislike pikmin 3 but i mean it is probably going to join the ranks of switch titles i own because i think i aughta but won't play.

God help me, i have elden ring, HFW and gt7, Warhammer 3, and now Pikmin 3 wee... If i buy any more games in the next year and a half apart from avowed i should get my ass kicked.

 

[haxan7]

DID YOU KNOW:


The human vagina is made from cells very similar to the cells that make up your inner cheeks. That is the reference one should consult, and not a warm apple pie.

 

[nush]

Do you know how in movies you always see the guys with office jobs drinking? Was this ever really a thing? Did executives literally have full bars in their offices? Do detectives really keep a bottle of jack in their desks?

I did at this one job where I had my own private office, it was the middle of the holidays and I was the only person working in China when everyone was away. I had absolutely nothing to do, just be there "in case". So I'd get wasted just to pass the day, there was a skill to it. Don't get too drunk so it's obvious when you are eating lunch with factory staff. Start sleeping it off by 3pm so you can get home safely not looking drunk. You could also smoke in that office so that was a bonus too.

 

[nush]

I just impulse bought fucking pikmin 3. I don't dislike pikmin 3 but i mean it is probably going to join the ranks of switch titles i own because i think i aughta but won't play.

God help me, i have elden ring, HFW and gt7, Warhammer 3, and now Pikmin 3 wee... If i buy any more games in the next year and a half apart from avowed i should get my ass kicked.

I brought Pikmin 3 for the Wii U, still haven't played it.

 

[nush]

Had a job that celebrated end of month with strippers, whores and coke. I'm not joking.

The start of every month everyone was broke, looking back it was a smart move as if you didn't earn you didn't eat.

The smart people bought motorbikes and flash cars and just sat behind their desk laughing. The rest ... they had to go home empty handed.

ABC.

I can believe that, I had a boss that would buy me high end whores and an accompanying hotel room for my convenience. He' d be in another room with his own whore. I don't think it was an official monthly performance bonus though.

 

[haxan7]

I can believe that, I had a boss that would buy me high end whores and an accompanying hotel room for my convenience. He' d be in another room with his own whore. I don't think it was an official monthly performance bonus though.

Wait a minute were you and your boss putting your Weiners in these women

 

[nush]

Wait a minute were you and your boss putting your Weiners in these women

Well they weren't being hired for their stimulating after dinner conversational skills.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Pikmin 3 is fantastic. Give it a go.

 

[nush]

Pikmin 3 is fantastic. Give it a go.

Maybe later…

 

[IbizaPocholo]

Wesker's ambition to achieve a new breed of human is close to fruition when suddenly he's informed that Chris Redfield is on his way to stop him. Estimating he has enough time to spare, Wesker decides to taunt his old adversary over comms only to find he's inexplicably connected to other people named Chris instead.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Peggies]

Tell me about it. Peggies won't shut up about using them in her latest puppet show.

 

[Star-Lord]

I can believe that, I had a boss that would buy me high end whores and an accompanying hotel room for my convenience. He' d be in another room with his own whore. I don't think it was an official monthly performance bonus though.

I want that job.

 

[Rentahamster]

I want that job.

A whore job? You called the right hamster.

 

[Star-Lord]

A whore job? You called the right hamster.

Teach me, sensei.

 

[nush]

I want that job.

I want that job back. But the company no longer exists.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I can believe that, I had a boss that would buy me high end whores and an accompanying hotel room for my convenience. He' d be in another room with his own whore. I don't think it was an official monthly performance bonus though.

Damn. I'm jealous. We occasionally get a pizza party here but that's about it. I need to tell my boss to step his game up.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Richard Packer]

He would look so cute as a hamburger

 

[Peggies]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

pushing the garbage can to the curb barefoot when it snowed is some real man shit Richard Packer wouldn't understand

 

[Deleted member 1159]

My feet are cold

 

[Richard Packer]

pushing the garbage can to the curb barefoot when it snowed is some real man shit Richard Packer wouldn't understand

My wife does though.

 

[haxan7]

My wife does though.

Maybe you should start taking out the garbage to get a little exercise?

 

[Star-Lord]

Maybe you should start taking out the garbage to get a little exercise?

Old Dick doesn't need looks, not when he's got that charming personality and swaggy charisma to fall back on.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Old Dick doesn't need looks, not when he's got that charming personality and swaggy charisma to fall back on.

Plus his magnum sized dong.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

ah, we've reached the "I'm going to text my husband about whatever shit on my to do list I want him to get done" part of the day…