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Maiden Voyage said:
The gods have decided to punish me today. :messenger_loudly_crying:

I'm probably going to make a trip into town today and restock. I've got all of next week off for Thanksgiving so I just need to survive until Friday.
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As bored as I get sometimes I just can't do the weeds and go to work

I like having a clear mind while I'm working; one wrong click or stupid decision and the MSP world won't hire my dumb goofy ass again
 
ThatGamingDude said:
As bored as I get sometimes I just can't do the weeds and go to work

I like having a clear mind while I'm working; one wrong click or stupid decision and the MSP world won't hire my dumb goofy ass again
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I WFH and spend the majority of my day fucking off. I only have an edible when all the work is done for the day & my work out completed. On weekends too.
 
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My dad actually did that to me. "HOW DARE YOU BRING THIS FILTH INTO THE HOUSE!" and the rest.

He was repressed as fuck and didn't come out as actually (obviously to everyone else) as gay until he was 60. In the early 2000's when it was OK to be outwardly gay.

In my mind any other dad would have probably done one of the following;

Say nothing

Son, hide your porn better

Buy porn and "Hide" is so it could be easily found.

The death of physical porn media has basically killed this life experience for anyone who knows how to lock a door.
 
I think they took down the reaction score leader board.

There was some guy on there with like a 150,000 score. :messenger_grimmacing_
 
UPS is delivering my GPU between 2-5PM.

*Cue me running to the front window all day any time I hear a big truck driving up the road*
 
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Aaaaaand the GPU is about an inch too long for my current care lmfao

Fucking hell this thing is bigger than a game console
 
Well Best Buy has a power supply that will work, off I go!
 
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German Hops said:
I just reached a 20K reaction score. Thank you, all of GAF! :messenger_heart:
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To celebrate such a prestigious milestone in your life, you should buy yourself an early Christmas present.

Home of Loving Bear Puffy

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I'm glad my bank has a stock photo graphic ready to go for when they pay my annual home owners insurance premium.
 
Maiden Voyage said:
Yes, I want to go with just roasted sprouts but the wife over ruled me on it.

I don't return to work again now until the 28th. I am going to get so much shit done. 🎉
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Where I live we have roast goose (not me because I'm one of those disgusting vegetarians) with braised red cabbage and dumplings but we don't celebrate Thanksgiving like you guys.

Nice, enjoy your free time and your shit!
 
Alright, kids are playing together, seem well occupied, gives me a few minutes to go downstairs and put the sides back on my computer case and clean up a bit…

5 minutes later

"Dada (toddler) pooped on the floor!!!"

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DOOM Eternal maxxed out with ray tracing on high is running ~200FPS whoooo laddie

I'm halfway tempted to put the PC behind the OLED and steal the PS5's HDMI 2.1 cable cause the 20ft one won't be here until next week
 
I've watched two kids come out of a yoni. You wouldn't believe what a humble little clamshell is capable of.
 
Hour 1 of having my sister in law's 3 kids for a whole week

6YO: Here, can you charge this I want to play Pokemon.

*Plug dead Switch into Steam Deck charger*

Me: uhh, this is gonna be a minute, this thing is so dead it won't even turn on.

6YO: When?

Me: I don't know, a while.

6YO: This is my screen day, I get to play Switch

Me: ...the Switch is dead kid. Mine's charged if you want to play Smash or something.

6YO: No. Pokemon.

Me: I don't have Pokemon

6YO: It's my screen day.

Me: SMILE EMOJI GUN EMOJI
 
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6YO: I have nine gym badges

Me: I have no idea what that means

6YO: actually I have seven

Me: I still have no idea what that means

6YO: this does 100DMG what does it say

Me: (JFC) uhh if the enemy is asleep it takes half the damage it does and gives it to you. It says your li…licks…lickataur can equip it?

6YO: should I buy that?

Me: I'VE NEVER PLAYED POKÉMON IN MY LIFE KID IN WAS LIKE 2 YEARS TOO OLD FOR IT WHEN IT GOT BIG IN THE 90s

6YO: so yeah?

Me: sure steal that sleeping HP

Also this looks like a PS2 game wtf
 
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Man I've kinda grown immune to my own kids' snot and shit and other gross stuff, but when it's someone else's kid it's FUCKIN DISGUSTING.
 
Maiden Voyage said:
As a middle age dude I try to stay away from children altogether.
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You and me both, but two happen to be mine now so 🤷‍♀️

I do gotta say, having two has made us go harder into the "traditional family" roles. Wife does the vast majority of the house work and child care now that she's only working ~12 hours a week, and I find excuses to be busy doing other stuff and go into the office more just to get some peace and quiet.
 
FIrst day off, started with an edible. About to spend some time with Inscryption and jam to music.

Man, it feels so good to just rest sometimes.
 
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I came into the office to get away from the 5 terrors in my house. I need to head back at lunch time to make pizza dough for tonight though, because that's our fun activity this evening and if I let the wife make the dough it'll be like eating a brick with melted cheese on it
 
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