ToadMan
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Still waiting for the meltdowns promised when the CMA dropped the console SLC and everyone and their mother tought the deal would go trough... but until now we could only see xbox crazy fanboys been banned, xbox fans running from the thread to reeee and never coming back, and an infinity amount of xbox fan alternatives accounts been burned ...
Maybe this time the promised meltdowns will happen...
In the meltdown stakes, surely this deal going being blocked is better value?
I mean in favor of the deal you've got
1) Xbox fanboys - already perhaps the most toxic group of platform warriors around. I think we will see death threats, war threats, PS destruction with various implements, threats of exclusivity and more acquisitions of everything and general shitstorm. Those account suicides would be a sight to behold.
2) Social justice warriors and wokees who are convinced that Bobby will be gone and ABK employees will be received into an LGBTQ-blah communist Nirvana under MS. Their outrage when a government agency that is supposedly supporting them, doesn't go down this path will lead to many triggered moments.
3) A mixture of 1 + 2 over at Ree. I mean Ree has long been ridiculed here. Thats the forum that has banned Hogwarts legacy from being mentioned. Its moderators are on MS payroll, and the acquisition thread over there is like a vigil this week. Everyday people demanding what is taking the judge so long to agree with them. For what are supposed to be an erudiate, liberal educated bunch, why none of them can manage to read a bit about the law and legal process is a wonder..
4) MS execs themselves who already threatened the UK with armageddon and judging by the internal emails that have circulated are also a mix of 1 + 2 above.
5) Lulu! Probably.
6) Videogame advertisers! I think they like to call themselves journalists but come on, this isn't watergate. Tommy Warren, Jez … whatever… in fact the list of xbox advertisers masquerading as journalists is quite long. Anyway, I'm not on Twitter but their blow ups and bye byes would be legendary too. The spin would be fun to watch. Is this actually good for Xbox!? (It would be but that's not their current line).
EDIT to add
7) How could I forget the dearly departed SoloKingFlorian, SenjitsuSage - they are already convinced the world is out to just get them. I guess psychological disorders aren't a laughing matter but as an onlooker they sure are a spectacle. Then there's Colteatswood and klobraille. Its funny how I know the names of these guys just from reposts of their stupidity here, but couldn't name a single equivalent from any other platform.
Stack that pile up against those opposing the acquisition on rational grounds who will tut, mumble about what the world is coming to and move on. Sony is a company that doesn't set itself out on the court of public opinion.
There isn't really a passion argument against this merger - its just rational to oppose it for various reasons.
Supporting the acquisition is a passion argument - and the passionate tend to explode more energetically.
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