That's how I read it as well. It's him telling us the whole thing is bullshit, but he can't explicitly debunk it because its an unannounced product.
Anyone who has taken a Communications 101 class could have figured this out.
But insane, hyperbolic reaction instead of rational thought is a fun way to kill a Friday at work, I suppose.
Hyperbole? YOU were the one accusing everyone against this of being pirates,