The group had overslept this morning, the sun was approaching its highest point in the sky. Everyone was startled awake by the loudspeakers which blared, “DOO! DOO! DOO! You are now approaching your FINAL DESTINATION!”
YesNOnoNOYes’s voice rang out, “It’s high noon!”, she swaggered into the middle of the cabin, unholstered a Colt Single Action Army, aimed directly at a groggy Sorian, and fired. Sorian’s world exploded around him in a flash, and there was nothing but blackness.
The TVs buzzed to life, as they do. Blade Runner was playing starring Timeaisis as Rick Deckard. He was addressing the audience, “You’re in the dessert, walking along, when all of a sudden you see a tortoise crawling towards you. You reach down and flip the tortoise on its back.”, he said as he stepped casually out of a TV.
All eyes were on him as he pointed at a cake in the center of the train car. A tortoise was crawling all over it. Timeaisis walked towards the tortoise and flipped it on it’s back, plopping it directly into the center of the cake. He asked the group, “How does that make you feel?”
Kawl_USC replied, “Bad.”
Cabot hiccuped, shrugged, and took another swig of gin.
Ty4on replied, “My mother? Let me tell you about my mother.”
Fireblend replied, “I can’t believe I lived this long.”
*Splinter replied, “Meow meow meow meow!”
YesNOnoNOYes replied, “There’s a snake in my boot!”
StanleyPalmtree replied, “I am sickened but curious.”
The ghosts of Hyperactivity, Kristoffer, Sophia, Lone_Prodigy, Terrabyte20xx, Sorian, melonrabbit, and SkyOdin were loitering about on the outskirts of the room.
Suddenly there were noises coming from a corner of the room, everyone’s attention shifted. Batsnacks emerged from his cocoon state having transformed into the replicant Roy Batty, as he did it started pouring rain inside the cabin. He inhaled deeply, preparing for a monologue, and walked towards Timeaisis.
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears...in...rain. Time to die.”
Timeaisis took aim at batsnacks, raised his blaster, and fired, killing batsnacks. Timeaisis turned to the passengers and started speaking, “There are replicants among you, find them or d --”
He was cut off, both figuratively and literally. A massive blade sliced through the train car, bisecting it lengthwise completely and cutting Timeaisis in half, revealing he had been a replicant all along. The walls fell off exposing the group to the extreme Siberian weather. The train car was now speeding along without cover and Sephiroth was standing before them, hair flowing beautifully in the wind.
One Winged Angel was blaring loudly from somewhere, “Du doo du du du dooo du du du! Mass prom centaur ease in the air mac and cheese, SEPHIROTH!”
Sephiroth thrust his sword through the floor, into the ground below and the train screeched to a stop. He started waving his arms around like a lunatic and bellowed:
“It’s time to go WHOLE HOG!”
A massive meteor tore across the sky and smashed directly into the train. The entire planet, and The GAFIA Trans-Siberian Beach House Cruise I, were totally annihilated in an instant.
The disembodied voice of Timeaisis echoed across the void,
“War… war never changes.”
Sorian, the Mafia Roleblocker, has died.
All threats to town have been eliminated. Town is victorious!
The game has ended.
PLAYERS:
1. Kawl_USC [m]
2. cabot [m]
3.
Hyperactivity [m] Mafia Goon lynched D1
4.
Kristoffer [m] replaced by Sophia [f] Vanilla Townie NKed N2
5.
Lone_Prodigy [m] Town Cop NKed D1
6.
Terrabyte20xx [m] replaced by Sorian [m] Mafia Roleblocker shot N3
7. Ty4on [m]
8.
melonrabbit [f] Mafia Goon lynched D3
9. Catvoca [m] replaced by Fireblend [m]
10.
SkyOdin [m] Vanilla Townie lynched D2
11. *Splinter [m]
12. YesNOnoNOYes [f]
13. StanleyPalmtree [m]
IMPORTANT POSTS:
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D3 Start
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