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[Duckhuntdog]

http://cube.ign.com/articles/526/526901p1.html

"Understands the difference between "it's" and "its"; has respect for the apostrophe"

Matt taking a parting shot????

 

[DMczaf]

"Ok, this is the final retirement! I promise!"

 

[Wario64]

I thought you meant Michael Jordon as well. WTF

 

[Fifty]

I love Jordan's review of Beach Spikers..

 

[Matlock]

Thank god.

 

[fennec fox]

Aww, she's a sweet lady in person. We all went to Japan back in the spring and she came along.

 

[Meier]

She really was quite awful.

 

[The Faceless Master]

where da party at!?

 

[Kobun Heat]

Resume sent!

 

[sc0la]

Resume sent!

But you are "teh biased" against Xbox!!1eleven!

 

[Kobun Heat]

But you are "teh biased" against Xbox!!1eleven!

OH TEH NOS!!!1

 

[sc0la]

Actually I am serious, apparently you have to hate Nintendo to work at IGNCube

Spoiler

[/sarcasm]

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

If that is a shot from Matt, I don't think he has much room to talk about decent writing... but who knows.

 

[GDGF]

...unless

 

[TekunoRobby]

THIS IS DUMB

Former IGNcube editor Mary Jane Irwin was a nice gal. She loved all things Nintendo and she really liked Baten Kaitos and Tales of Symphonia. But her love affair with GameCube's limited selection of role-playing games was not meant to last. For you see, MJ was an alien. Not an illegal alien like IGN network overlord Peer Schneider, but an actual extraterrestrial. The editor came to Earth from a faraway galaxy and recently abandoned her human shell to board her tinfoil flying saucer, destined for home. Some say that as she waved goodbye with her fourteen spiky legs, separate tears streamed slowly from three of her pulsing red eyes.

We're going to miss MJ, but even as she travels through space at light-plus speed, life on Earth must go on. IGN's GameCube channel must continue to operate. And all of this means that site editor-in-chief Matt Casamassina must find a replacement for his star bound editor.

DUMB I SAY

 

[GDGF]

They should of said Sushi X killed her. Tie some of these industry urban legends together I say!

 

[Guzim]

Misleading thread title!

 

[Prince of Space]

Resume sent!

 

[bobbyconover]

Resume sent!

I was thinking of doing the same, but somehow I think your fulbright scholarly Japanese-fluent ass would beat me out. Perhaps next time.

 

[Prince of Space]

I was thinking of doing the same, but somehow I think your fulbright scholarly Japanese-fluent ass would beat me out. Perhaps next time.

I did it anyway. Gotta get my name out there somehow...

 

[MC Safety]

Resume sent!

I hope you meant résumé.

 

[cvxfreak]

So what's the Latin for?

I met MJ once and she was a really nice person.

 

[sc0la]

I hope you meant résumé.

Actually both are acceptable [/Biker trash to Marge on Simpsons]

 

[MC Safety]

Actually both are acceptable [/Biker trash to Marge on Simpsons]

Now that I check my Webster's I note three forms of résumé are acceptable.

All apologies.

 

[GDGF]

So who wants to start placing bets on who gets the job?

 

[sc0la]

Now that I check my Webster's I note three forms of résumé are acceptable.

All apologies.

I only know because I have been sending out a whole lot of resumes lately.

 

[MC Safety]

So who wants to start placing bets on who gets the job?

I bet on the intern.

 

[MC Safety]

I only know because I have been sending out a whole lot of resumes lately.

Good luck. I haven't had to send out a single résumé since my Daily Radar (aka Daily Retard) days.

 

[Defensor]

Dam, I thought Matt-IGN was gone

 

[bjork]

Michael Jordan writing game reviews = hits and/or sales.

 

[Eggo]

Faith in humanity... restored. Now just stop going to see White Chicks and all will be right with the world.

 

[cvxfreak]

Were they serious about the damn Latin here folks? Dead languages galore!

 

[DDayton]

I submitted my resume the last two times they asked for writers... I suppose I should submit another one.

 

[Alcibiades]

is she the one that would lower scores based on Nintendo business practices, or was that Peer?

 

[Teddman]

Heheh, that's the best PR spin I've ever seen about a departing staff member... she's an alien! Way to avoid saying "We fired her"?

MJ was an alien. Not an illegal alien like IGN network overlord Peer Schneider, but an actual extraterrestrial. The editor came to Earth from a faraway galaxy and recently abandoned her human shell to board her tinfoil flying saucer, destined for home.

 

[john tv]

IGN Cube

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[drohne]

i hope they hire kobun heat. for one it'd be a step towards quarantining all denis dyack fans in one manageable place. and i wonder what sort of reaction would result if casamassasama's tortured nintendo fandom collided with kobun's oblivious nintendo fandom. my guess would be "the spontaneous generation of amazingly stupid point/counterpoint editorials." make it so, ign.

 

[emerge]

Were they serious about the damn Latin here folks?

Lots of games are being released in Vatican 2-3 months earlier than in the rest of the world. I actually import quite a bit from there, and the nine years of Latin I had help a lot.

 

[Teddman]

i hope they hire kobun heat. for one it'd be a step towards quarantining all denis dyack fans in one manageable place.

On the other hand, the level of Sonic the Hedgehog hatred would be quite intense in that office.

Might make a good first impression if Kobun showed up to the interview and promptly chewed the head off of a Sonic doll, while screaming voodoo incantations between bites?

 

[nubbe]

I'd pay good money to see that

 

[Kobun Heat]

So we're all in agreement, at least, that it's a good idea.

 

[StrikerObi]

Aww, she's a sweet lady in person. We all went to Japan back in the spring and she came along.

Was she good looking?

 

[Kobun Heat]

Was she good looking?

Hey, this isn't OT! Get the hell out of here.

 

[IJoel]

So we're all in agreement, at least, that it's a good idea.

Sure. If you're a close minded, super biased fanboy that is.

I don't mind the cube preference, but the mindless bashing of other consoles is just unwarranted.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Resume submitted!

 

[Red Dolphin]

I can't believe the amount of views this topic has gained...

Unless.

 

[NWO]

I don't mind the cube preference, but the mindless bashing of other consoles is just unwarranted.

But its a requirement at IGN as long as the system your bashing is made by Nintendo.

 

[Kobun Heat]

the mindless bashing of other consoles is just unwarranted.

Where was that again?

 

[adrockthekid]

Christ, if Kobun worked at IGN-Cube I might consider reading it. If nothing else than to get dirt on him to mock him here with

 

[human5892]

Resume submitted!

:lol

"Exclusive to IGNCube: GameCube Found To Be Shitty System! BUY A PS2!!"