Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
He was 14-7 last year. That's better than Shields' record and they call him an ace.
I have no clue what this obsession over either wins or being an "ace" is about. I would be okay if my team's entire rotation was James Shields and James Shields's 4 clone brothers, just saying.