Quick thoughts on each pick (these are just for the teams that have fans that post the most here):
Ian Anderson: HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh man this is gonna go horribly
Pint's arm is one pitch away from exploding so that's a Rockies pick for sure
Brewers fucked it up, Ray is too safe a pick, leadoff hitter with no pop
A's nailed it.
Zach Collins is a 1B at this level but my god his swing, my favorite in this entire draft, so pretty. Gonna be good.
Kyle Lewis is my #1 prospect so, if they can sign him, Mariners get the biggest steal.
Groome has a ton of question marks, but if he's forreal and can fix his velocity issues he's special, Red Sox did gewd.
I really like Whitley, but his secondary stuff needs a lot of work. But when his heater is on it's dominating, sits at 96 and routinely touches 98.
Fuck the Yankees, that is all.
Justin Dunn and Anthony Kay, two future RP with control issues and meh secondary pitches. DO NOT LIKE. Dunn especially, but hey we went underslot for them probably so, yay for that I guess.
Gavin Lux is the definition of a safe pick. Does everything well, but doesn't excel at anything. Should stick at SS when Seager moves to 3B.
Zeuch is young, tall, has horrible mechanics but will sit at 92 for 7 innings. Only one potential plus secondary, projects as a RP to me.
Craig is a plus bat that can fit anywhere in the IF, but defensively he's very limited.
Fucking Cardinals and their fucking devil magic, three great picks, I hope none of them sign.