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[Tragicomedy]

I asked Colby Rasmus what he would be if he wasn't a professional baseball player and he replied, "A virgin."

Good luck tonight, Colby.

 

[MultiJhonny]

I asked Colby Rasmus what he would be if he wasn't a professional baseball player and he replied, "A virgin."

Good luck tonight, Colby.

God damn Rasmus is one ugly dude

 

[Silver Arrows]

I asked Colby Rasmus what he would be if he wasn't a professional baseball player and he replied, "A virgin."

Good luck tonight, Colby.

got fucking dammmnnnn

 

[Loco4Coco]

I thought that Cespedes crushed that pitch.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

So Thor looks like...completely unhittable right now

 

[detectiveconan1]

How the heck did that stay in the park?

 

[GK86]

I thought that Cespedes crushed that pitch.

Too bad the wind is trolling Mets fans.

 

[Frozenprince]

I want to have Thor's babies.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Don't worry Mets! Collins will pull him in the 7th and then you will lose some way!!

 

[Frozenprince]

Don't worry Mets! Collins will pull him in the 7th and then you will lose some way!!

The guy you'll draft this year is gonna have dead arm I can feel it.

 

[Chuck]

It's JJ's day!

 

[MultiJhonny]

The guy you'll draft this year is gonna have dead arm I can feel it.

Do you want Howard?

 

[Line_HTX]

Fucking shit. The snowballing started.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Remember when the Blue Jays traded Syndergaard for a 9000 year old knuckleballer?

And also TDA, but forget him. Thor for Dickey

EDIT: Meanwhile, Buchholz is back to Buchholzing at Fenway

 

[Frozenprince]

Whelp.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

still don't get how Lightning became a thing. Cloud at least has a personality. Lightning is just a dudebro without any charisma.

 

[GK86]

Thor getting killed by slow bleeders.

Remember when the Blue Jays traded Syndergaard for a 9000 year old knuckleballer?

And also TDA, but forget him. Thor for Dickey

EDIT: Meanwhile, Buchholz is back to Buchholzing at Fenway

Don't forget Wuilmer Becerra.

 

[Line_HTX]

Fuck Cain.

Fucking shit.

 

[detectiveconan1]

Dietrich!!!

 

[Tragicomedy]

Lo Cain Lean!

 

[UltimaPooh]

Hahaha!

Royals be like... Yesterday? What happened yesterday?

 

[Line_HTX]

Should've just put Cain on base and just get the others out.

Shit...

 

[timetokill]

I love that Vin Scully was honored and that Dodger Stadium is now at 1000 Vin Scully Avenue. Nothing could be better than that.

Then again, nothing could be worse than the Dodgers shitty ass bullpen.

 

[jello44]

Fiers pls

Reverse of yesterday's game so far

 

[Line_HTX]

:jnc

Didn't think you to be someone who loved this stuff.

;P

 

[GK86]

How the fuck was that a strike??

 

[Loco4Coco]

Don't know why TDA was questioning that pitch, it was clearly a strike.

 

[MultiJhonny]

:jnc

Didn't think you to be someone who loved this stuff.

;P

Dude look at my post history lol I adore FF

Unless you are alluding to the Lightning thing lol I just find this funny

 

[Chase17]

Back to back hit by pitcher.

 

[Frozenprince]

If we have even an average MLB defense, its still 1-0

 

[jello44]

That was not very Correa like.

 

[Line_HTX]

Not much of a crowd here tonight. Normal number of empty seats.

Dude look at my post history lol I adore FF

Unless you are alluding to the Lightning thing lol I just find this funny

Oh, I thought that whole LV deal was funny too. I admit, I like her too.

:|

 

[Tragicomedy]

Rasmus is pree goo.

 

[Malo]

If we have even an average MLB defense, its still 1-0

Didi for Matz.

 

[jello44]

THE GREAT WHITE

Rasmus is pree goo.

A shame La Russa almost broke him.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Oh, I thought that whole LV deal was funny too. I admit, I like her too.

:|

I said I like FF... not Lightning lol

XIII is okay but Lightning is such a trash character

 

[Line_HTX]

TYLER WHITE RBI.

TRAIN WHISTLE

CHOO CHOO

 

[jello44]

Thor has 11Ks.

Thank you fantasy Norse God

 

[UltimaPooh]

Medlen! Come on man.

 

[Tragicomedy]

Kris Medlen is a mess.

*airhorn*

 

[Line_HTX]

I said I like FF... not Lightning lol

XIII is okay but Lightning is such a trash character

I know. I know all the flaws even in LR, which they should've gotten right from the beginning. I am part of the problem.



Goddamn, Evan Gattis does not look like a caveman anymore. He looks unrecognizable.

 

[Line_HTX]

Fucking Gattis please. Don't chase that pitch FFS.

 

[jello44]

Kris Medlen is a mess.

*airhorn*

Evan Gattis bails him out.

 

[UltimaPooh]

Medlen stops the quick gusher there.

 

[Chase17]

Mookie

 

[BFIB]

I asked Colby Rasmus what he would be if he wasn't a professional baseball player and he replied, "A virgin."

Good luck tonight, Colby.

And he'll still pull hotter tail than I'd ever hope to reach.

 

[MultiJhonny]

And he'll still pull hotter tail than I'd ever hope to reach.

Cuz he make it rain son

 

[Tragicomedy]

And he'll still pull hotter tail than I'd ever hope to reach.

$15M goes a long way in life.

 

[Frozenprince]

Rasmus also has the added detriment of being bat shit insane.

 

[Line_HTX]

Rasmus also has the added detriment of being bat shit insane.

Shirtless and covered in beer, awww right~