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[Corran Horn]

Make Hotdogs Great Again

Ketchup is the way to go. Lets get rid of these other condiments in our hot dogs, we must build a wall to protect the sanctity of our hot dogs pure with ketchup.

 

[Silver Arrows]

the fuck happened here

are people seriously saying that because Trout had a .287 BA that means he doesn't deserve the 2013 AL MVP award

good fucking lord, I think I lost IQ

 

[Silver Arrows]

Even if they allow it, Rogers wouldn't be able to afford him.

double post, but the NHL TV contract strikes again!

You guys asked for George Stromboli

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greatest autocorrect ever

?!? No? TOO FUCKING BAD!

 

[ampere]

Speaking of condiments and hotdogs...

http://imgur.com/gallery/mV6jK

It's kind of nightmarish, so you might not want to look

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Guy in a hotdog costume screaming while getting ketchup and mustard sprayed on him by guys in mustard and ketchup costumes. Some weird Adult Swim skit

 

[Malo]

I can't believe I missed the amazing fuckery here earlier. Neo-pollo is out of his mind.

 

[Lunar FC]

Going to Rox v Dodgers tomorrow. First time I get to go to a game where I can buy a beer. Should be a good time.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Going to Rox v Dodgers tomorrow. First time I get to go to a game where I can buy a beer. Should be a good time.

Have a great time. Details on what's good at the stadium plz.

 

[brianjones]

He's Jr. without the charisma. Harper is the next big player in the public eye. But both are the best in the game and will win shitloads more.


The knew a DH couldn't be a poster child? You serious? Did I just imagine the years and years of Big Papi being a household name?

Harper is boring too.. He only stands out more because he has douche potential

 

[Windu]

You guys can't be serious, 2013 he had way better number ers than the ones he had in 2014. Ffs he hit 287 with nearly 200 strikeouts and won the MVP. Victor Martinez couldn't win it because it would look bad for baseball (a journeyman dh/1st basemen whos aging should be an mvp) and miggy couldn't win it because his teammate (V.M) had better numbers. They just handed the thing to trout to say please save the sport and despite your off numbers we'll spin it with the runs, sb (he had less than 20), RBIs (he did lead in this category), and a gold glove esk type of outfield performance (which he didn't even win in 14)

Tl;Dr he won the award by batting .287

This man probably puts ketchup on his hotdogs.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

This man probably puts ketchup on his hotdogs.

Don't group him with us ketchup guys.

 

[zroid]

This man probably puts ketchup on his hotdogs.

Don't group him with us ketchup guys.

Only a mayo guy would write that tbh

 

[Beckx]

MLB GAF:

Carolina BBQ
Memphis BBQ
KC BBQ

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look Carolina BBQ is the only answer here but i'm giving you a chance to do the right thing

 

[Sanjuro]

What about Korean?

 

[Beckx]

What about Korean?

okay good point but really goes into a different category i think. domestic v international meats.

 

[Rivitur]

This man probably puts ketchup on his hotdogs.

Ketchup, mustard, mayo, and every other condiment I can find. (It's like that for most foods)

I'm writing the trout thing on my tombstone.

 

[CosmicQueso]

Ketchup, mustard, mayo, and every other condiment I can find. (It's like that for most foods)

I'm writing the trout thing on my tombstone.

This is far worse than the crazy conspiracy theories.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I hope I can go get Blue Jays tickets sometime in the summer.

 

[Frozenprince]

Ketchup, mustard, mayo, and every other condiment I can find. (It's like that for most foods)

I'm writing the trout thing on my tombstone.

That explains things.

 

[zroid]

Sanchez curveball looking much improved.

word. his changeup is the pitch that still scares me.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Mets looking to acquire a backup catcher. Want Plawecki to start the season in the minors.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

I like what I've seen of Burns

 

[zroid]

that wild pitch robbed Joey Bats of a grand slam

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

a little mayo isn't bad actually.
adds a nice complement to ketchup. but only on homemade hotdogs.
anything else its always katsup and whatever other godless condiments you like.
does it feel like we're always playing the Phillies?

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Poor Jays Bat Boy


The Blue Jays are looking great so far

 

[zroid]

Ben Revere strikes out on a pitch that hits his shoulder lol

https://twitter.com/ThePitcherList/status/709120296524103681

 

[CosmicQueso]

a little mayo isn't bad actually.
adds a nice complement to ketchup. but only on homemade hotdogs.

Shut this f'ing thread down, cancel the baseball season, nuke the planet from orbit. It deserves to die.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Shut this f'ing thread down, cancel the baseball season, nuke the planet from orbit. It deserves to die.

At least let the Dodgers win it all before we destroy everything.

 

[MultiJhonny]

At least let the Dodgers win it all before we destroy everything.

The Dodgers winning the WS? lol


Also Phillies playoff bound? Spring Training standings never lie

 

[BFIB]

a little mayo isn't bad actually.
adds a nice complement to ketchup. but only on homemade hotdogs.
anything else its always katsup and whatever other godless condiments you like.
does it feel like we're always playing the Phillies?

We need regular season stat. This thread is trending downward faster than Pujols.

 

[MultiJhonny]

a little mayo isn't bad actually.
adds a nice complement to ketchup. but only on homemade hotdogs.
anything else its always katsup and whatever other godless condiments you like.
does it feel like we're always playing the Phillies?

We are always playing you

 

[zulux21]

The Dodgers winning the WS? lol


Also Phillies playoff bound? Spring Training standings never lie

I wouldn't have any issues if the playoffs were the top 5 teams in each league (plus you have a spread of east/central/west so it could be that way)

only team I don't like in the playoffs is the cards but they could be eliminated in the first round

 

[Chris R]

Bought my first ticket of the season, only buying the one so far (wanted a good seat for Memorial Day) but I'll grab the others week of via StubHub or whatever. Mariners never sell out so I've gotten a ton of great deals that way.

 

[Rivitur]

The Dodgers winning the WS? lol


Also Phillies playoff bound? Spring Training standings never lie

Cubs still favs to win WS?

Dodgers will be #2 in the division, better get those wildcard game tickets now.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

It's an even year. We all know how this season ends.

 

[Beckx]

Bucs option Taillon and Glasnow to AAA. Hope both of them are ready to join the club by June.

Hope we last til June.

 

[Crimson_Gold]

It's an even year. We all know how this season ends.

The curse ends this year. The giants won't win.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

The curse ends this year. The giants won't win.

Depends if Taylor Swift releases a new album or not this coming October.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

Depends if Taylor Swift releases a new album or not this coming October.

Let's pray She doesn't release an Album.

 

[CosmicQueso]

It's an even year. We all know how this season ends.

Greg Minton approves this pose.

 

[Alex Stroud]

Who'll be the Gnats postseason MVP this year? Pretty clear cut choices the last few times with Lincecum, Scutaro and Bumgarner respectively. My money's on Crawford.

 

[Rivitur]

Who'll be the Gnats postseason MVP this year? Pretty clear cut choices the last few times with Lincecum, Scutaro and Bumgarner respectively. My money's on Crawford.

McCovey Cove kayaker who catches all the opposition's homeruns in the blow outs.

 

[Beckx]

LOL. Kang's agent says they are going to sue the outlet that reported Kang and Hyomin are dating. Hyomin says they are just really close friends who haven't been able to see each other enough due to busy schedules.

http://www.allkpop.com/article/2016...ored-to-be-dating-hyomin-to-take-legal-action

 

[rando14]

Jason Beck ‏@beckjason
Uh oh. VMart grabbed at left leg around knee rounding 1B on single. He’s lifted for pinch-runner.

Aaaaaaand that's why you don't give 36 yo DH's $70 million.

 

[chicagocubsfan]

LOL. Kang's agent says they are going to sue the outlet that reported Kang and Hyomin are dating. Hyomin says they are just really close friends who haven't been able to see each other enough due to busy schedules.

http://www.allkpop.com/article/2016...ored-to-be-dating-hyomin-to-take-legal-action

Its just like one of my Japanese animes.

 

[jello44]

Let's pray She doesn't release an Album.

Never, ever, ever again if we're lucky

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Please shoot me for that

 

[CosmicQueso]

Ryan Raburn just took Felix to the deep gap. Felix looks very hittable, a shell of his former self. His pitches are flat, he's missing with every breaking ball, his goatee is blond.

He's everything every Mariner fan should be terrified of. The only real solution is to trade him while they can and rebuild. This Seattle team is going nowhere fast now that Felix' true form has been seen in the first inning of his first spring training outing.

I think the Mariners should trade him to the A's for whatever return they can get.

 

[Silver Arrows]

LOL. Kang's agent says they are going to sue the outlet that reported Kang and Hyomin are dating. Hyomin says they are just really close friends who haven't been able to see each other enough due to busy schedules.

http://www.allkpop.com/article/2016...ored-to-be-dating-hyomin-to-take-legal-action

Do the Pirates want a group of bullies to support them, alongside being stuck in the purgatory known as the Wild Card?

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Aaaaaaand that's why you don't give 36 yo DH's $70 million.

There goes that MVP season.

 

[MultiJhonny]

Maikel Franco, Spring Training home run champion so far!!!

Phillies 2k16!

 

[Beckx]

Phillies 2k16!

god 2K sports games get worse every year