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[CygnusXS]

Larry Wayne Jones haunts Mets fans even on the Twitta

Beautiful

 

[McNei1y]

Larry Wayne Jones haunts Mets fans even on the Twitta

 

[rekameohs]

Larry shouldn't even go into the HOF. He's too good for it.

 

[The Frankman]

What many fail to realize is Larry only locked in on the tits anyway in real life also.

 

[endresults]

What many fail to realize is Larry only locked in on the tits anyway in real life also.

It's a baseball skill - lock in on the delivery and decide in a split second whether to take the bat to it or not. Hall of famer on AND off the field.

 

[Oxx]

Seems like eznark only had a quickie.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Seems like eznark only had a quickie.

he made a rape joke.

 

[eznark]

RIP Eznark.

The world wasn't ready for the hot fire you were spittin' in the NFL thread.

Lies! And that wasn't a joke. The Pirates are the last team that our boy jnc roots for that hasn't been associated with sexual assault in the last year. I was simply applauding that fact and trying to get him to look on the bright side.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Lies! And that wasn't a joke. The Pirates are the last team that our boy jnc roots for that hasn't been associated with sexual assault in the last year. I was simply applauding that fact and trying to get him to look on the bright side.

Breaking: McCutch Sex Dungeon EXPOSED!

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

They should Mosey to 1B full time next year.

This is how I read your post and it made me laugh.

49ers win, then the Giants shut down the Dodgers.

So good!

Fuck ya! Bay area sports are coming back finally!

Larry Wayne Jones haunts Mets fans even on the Twitta

Holy shit.

Spoiler

not a bad rack either

 

[mernst23]

White Sox need to win 1 game of this 4 game series to remain tied for the division lead. Sweep incoming.

 

[RobotHaus]

Oh no, looks like Jake Westbrook is possibly out for the rest of the season. Whatever will we do?

Spoiler

Yay!

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Braves get Andrelton Simmons back in the lineup tonight.

 

[Dominican Power]

The status of Justin Upton was a hot topic in late July, but the trade deadline came and went with the outfielder remaining in the Arizona desert. Upton may not remain there.

In Monday's blog, ESPN The Magazine's Buster Olney reports rival executives expect the Diamondbacks to trade Upton this winter.

Some club officials tell Olney they believe Arizona will move center fielder Chris Young as well. The D-backs could then go into next season with an outfield of Gerardo Parra, Jason Kubel and Adam Eaton.

The Diamondbacks are looking for a shortstop and could talk to the Rangers about a possible megadeal involving Elvis Andrus. With Jurickson Profar likely ready to step in at shortstop next season, the Rangers could be open to an Andrus deal.

A few weeks ago, ESPNBoston.com's Gordon Edes suggested the Boston Red Sox could be yet another suitor for Upton should GM Kevin Towers field calls on the 25-year-old.

.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Fuck ya! Bay area sports are coming back finally!

 

[Talon]

Chipper is a connoisseur of tittays.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

God I can't remember the last time the Giants and 49ers where good at the same time. Well I can but its been awhile.


Romo's smile is creeping and awesome at the same time.

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Anyone think this series between the sox and tigers is important?

 

[Windu]

Chipper is a connoisseur of tittays.

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pnOp5Jah-E&playnext=1&list=PL52D08BA7B9267226&feature=results_video

 

[The Frankman]

I love that NY is one of the few places you could get away with that. I'll miss being in the city. :C

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Pirates have DFA'd Evan Meek to make room for Rick VandenHurk on the 40-man roster.

 

[Dominican Power]

Pirates are done if they lose this series?

 

[McNei1y]

Nats Rookie Hazing. USA Gymnasts.

 

[yankeehater]

Pirates are done.

fixed

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Braves and Brewers lineup. Braves get Simmons back for first time since July 7. Hart is out with a foot injury and could miss the entire series. Braun is back after a wrist injury. Lucroy is out for a day of rest.

Braves 9/10 Lineup:
1. Michael Bourn - CF
2. Martin Prado - LF
3. Jason Heyward - RF
4. Chipper Jones - 3B
5. Freddie Freeman - 1B
6. Dan Uggla - 2B
7. Brian McCann - C
8. Andrelton Simmons - SS
9. Mike Minor - P

Brewers 9/10 Lineup:
1. Norichika Aoki - RF
2. Carlos Gomez - CF
3. Ryan Braun - LF
4. Aramis Ramirez - 3B
5. Rickie Weeks - 2B
6. Martin Maldonado - C
7. Travis Ishikawa - 1B
8. Jeff Bianchi - SS
9. Wily Peralta - P

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Braves and Brewers lineup. Braves get Simmons back for first time since July 7. Hart is out with a foot injury and could miss the entire series. Braun is back after a wrist injury. Lucroy is out for a day of rest.

Braves 9/10 Lineup:
1. Michael Bourn - CF
2. Martin Prado - LF
3. Jason Heyward - RF
4. Chipper Jones - 3B
5. Freddie Freeman - 1B
6. Dan Uggla - 2B
7. Brian McCann - C
8. Andrelton Simmons - SS
9. Mike Minor - P

Brewers 9/10 Lineup:
1. Norichika Aoki - RF
2. Carlos Gomez - CF
3. Ryan Braun - LF
4. Aramis Ramirez - 3B
5. Rickie Weeks - 2B
6. Martin Maldonado - C
7. Travis Ishikawa - 1B
8. Jeff Bianchi - SS
9. Wily Peralta - P

Can Simmons play in the playoffs?

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Can Simmons play in the playoffs?

Yes. He's been on the 40-man since June 1, so definitely.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Chris Carpenter threw another simulated game today, 2 months after his thoracic outlet syndrome surgery where he had a rib removed. The official stance is that he wants to let the Cards know ASAP if they can depend on him next season but you know he wants to pitch this season.

Older pitcher, rushing back after an unprecedented surgery for a MLB pitcher. What could go wrong?

 

[Jubs]

I love that NY is one of the few places you could get away with that. I'll miss being in the city. :C

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SrXi1SsFgg

 

[The Frankman]

God Jubs, one simple reply to make and you blow up like Kimbrel in late September.

This is the appropriate reply.

 

[Windu]

The correct response was "summer in the city" because its in die hard 3.

 

[harSon]

Give up a shit ton of runs against the Astros and Cubs, pitch well against the Reds...

You make no sense Pirates

 

[dmag1223]

Give up a shit ton of runs against the Astros and Cubs, pitch well against the Reds...

You make no sense Pirates

Our offense sucks right now, it makes perfect sense.

Latos getting squeezed big time.

Edit: Sigh...

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Teixeira is out for at least two weeks. He may be done until the playoffs. Best-case scenario is him returning for the final series of the season against the Red Sox.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

Teixeira is out for at least two weeks. He may be done until the playoffs. Best-case scenario is him returning for the final series of the season against the Red Sox.

he's been inefective for a while anyway.

 

[dmag1223]

This offense has fallen off a fucking cliff.

Well, as soon as I say that...

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Give up a shit ton of runs against the Astros and Cubs, pitch well against the Reds...

You make no sense Pirates

Beat the team(s) you're chasing, lose to sub-.500 teams down the stretch. Reminds me of the 2010 Cardinals team.

 

[yankeehater]

Dom fucking Brown!!!

 

[rando14]

This offense has fallen off a fucking cliff.

Well, as soon as I say that...

chickenlittle.jpg

 

[JABEE]

Martinez!!!!

 

[yankeehater]

Martinez!!!!

Holy shit. They are getting production from very unlikely places.

 

[dmag1223]

chickenlittle.jpg

No one is panicking, just making an observation of a shitty stretch right now.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

No one is panicking, just making an observation of a shitty stretch right now.

I wonder if Votto coming back has disrupted some kind of lineup chemistry everyone fell into for the last two months?

 

[Corran Horn]

Come on Giants. Keep the good roll going.

The correct response was "summer in the city" because its in die hard 3.

ahh yaaa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVio5Rmti20

 

[ZeroRay]

Score 23 runs against the Nationals

Get shut out by the Phillies

Your Miami Marlins!

 

[JABEE]

KENDRICK Strikes Out Stanton!!!

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Score 23 runs against the Nationals

Get shut out by the Phillies

Your Miami Marlins!

It is funny to think of all teams, it was the Marlins that battered Strasburg so hard that they pulled the plug on him early.

 

[eznark]

KENDRICK Strikes Out Stanton!!!

Wow only like 200 other people have accomplished such a feat

 

[yankeehater]

Score 23 runs against the Nationals

Get shut out by the Phillies

Your Miami Marlins!

Phillies are better then the Nats now.

 

[JABEE]

Wow only like 200 other people have accomplished such a feat

Not with the bases loaded with 2 Outs with a Wild Card spot on the line and Kendrick on the mound.