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[The Elite]

Blue Jays have signed Vladimir Guerrero to a minor league deal.

The fuck. Not sure about this at all. Aren't his knees done?

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

There's a guy behind home at fenway wearing a bag on his head.

edit: ok they may have thrown him out

 

[Sanjuro]

I want to break Bill James's temperature gauge.

 

[Fenix]

The fuck. Not sure about this at all. Aren't his knees done?

If he ever makes the team, he'll be the platoon DH. NBD.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

DFA Nunez seriously.

He's visibly the worst fielder I've ever seen. Obviously there have been plenty of players with the mobility of a tree playing first and sometimes third, and then you get middle infielders with the yips... but he literally doesn't know what to do when a baseball comes at him.

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

The fuck. Not sure about this at all. Aren't his knees done?

Surely playing on an artificial surface will fix this.

 

[Y2Kev]

I blame cashman for not taking him away from retardi.

 

[Sanjuro]

There's a guy behind home at fenway wearing a bag on his head.

edit: ok they may have thrown him out

I was hoping it would be Dennis Drinkwater.

 

[Malo]

Curtis Granderson is good at baseball unlike Nunez.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

So it's May 10 and Josh Hamilton already has 15 homers...

 

[Blearth]

Stephen Strasburg is absolutely incredible. Holy fuck.

 

[mYm|17|]

roddy with that sexy D

 

[Brinbe]

Nice, just saw the Vlad signing... there's most likely not much to it, but even a hobbled Guerrero can't possibly be worse than Lind.

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

At least I'm not watching Lackey pitch.

 

[endresults]

The fuck? Strasburg struck out the side AGAIN. 7 straight K's

 

[McNei1y]

Feel the wrath of Strasburg.

x 7

 

[clemenx]

7Ks with 35 pitches... It's his debut day all over again lolol.

 

[Branduil]

Three errors in one inning lol.

Rangers can't even win a series when they're up 2-0. They're going to actually let the Angels catch up to them at this rate.

 

[Sanjuro]

I miss you.

 

[Fenix]

The fuck? Strasburg struck out the side AGAIN. 7 straight K's

This is not an unexpected outcome of Strasburg vs. Pirates.

 

[Malo]

Make Stewart the starting catcher and dfa Nunez. That's 6 wins added easily.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Wow. 7 straight Ks, Strasburg is beast.

 

[SyNapSe]

The orioles logo almost seems like a Troll-Face.

 

[Carlbeego]

Josh Beckett knows the Sox aren't making the playoffs so he worked on his golf game early.

 

[Brinbe]

Gotta enjoy it before they shut Straus down.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Gotta enjoy it before they shut Straus down.

I wouldnt shut him if he's continuing at this pace. Fuck dat, looks too good.

 

[The Frankman]

This is not an unexpected outcome of Strasburg vs. Pirates.

I know, I'm like "Did they not see the 1st time he faced the Pirates? Did the Pirates revamp their team with All-Stars since the last time or something?"

I wouldnt shut him if he's continuing at this pace. Fuck dat, looks too good.

Torn Labrum incoming.

 

[Y2Kev]

Make Stewart the starting catcher and dfa Nunez. That's 6 wins added easily.

This I like! /foltest

 

[endresults]

Gotta enjoy it before they shut Straus down.

I wish they'd stop babying the younger guys like they're fucking china dolls. They're only making them MORE prone to injury. If they're worried about longevity, they shouldn't be: not many players finish their careers on the team they started with.

 

[Malo]

He's visibly the worst fielder I've ever seen. Obviously there have been plenty of players with the mobility of a tree playing first and sometimes third, and then you get middle infielders with the yips... but he literally doesn't know what to do when a baseball comes at him.

He's like a combination of old Chuck Knoblauch and Jason Giambi defensively.

 

[sf2fanatic]

So it's May 10 and Josh Hamilton already has 15 homers...

He'll end with 53 HR's..... HR derby will burn him out.. 59,60 If he declines it

 

[McNei1y]

Someone take Espinosa please. Davey and Rizzo won't send the guy down to relearn how to hit.

 

[Sanjuro]

 

[sf2fanatic]

You already calling it a season with the paper bag Sanj?

 

[Fenix]

Moar paper bags.

 

[Sanjuro]

You already calling it a season with the paper bag Sanj?

 

[Carlbeego]

Bobby V and Clay went golfing with Beckett lmao

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Ok, you can shut him down now.

 

[McNei1y]

I've said this three times here... It's pathetic that Strasburg is hitting doubles when our starters can't do jack.

 

[Fenix]

I love facing the Twins.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Strasburg throws baseballs good.

Edit: Fuck that breaking ball is illegal

 

[Sharp]

Strasburg throws baseballs good.

The hilarious thing is that this will be his first loss of the year.

 

[Branduil]

Napoli!

 

[endresults]

MLB needs to ban that Strasburg-to-plate move.

 

[Branduil]

Kinsler has been terrible lately. At least ground it somewhere that will score the run.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

MLB needs to ban that Strasburg-to-plate move.

"We hereby sentence you to Dusty Baker."

 

[wartime1020]

The hilarious thing is that this will be his first loss of the year.

maybe just a no decision.

 

[McNei1y]

maybe just a no decision.

 

[Jangocube]

I never would have thought a pitching lineup of: Kershaw, Haren, J Johnson, Beckett, Scherzer, Worley, and J Santana would suck so badly, in a 12 team league nonetheless! Every night one of them gets rocked.

Screw you Neogaf Rejects league!

 

[Sharp]

Take him out.