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[HarryDemeanor]

5 in a row with a hopeless offense in each game. This is the Dodgers team we all expected.

And it will only get worse with this road trip.

Fuck.

 

[verbum]

Good going Mets and Santana. Just think, if the Braves can beat the Nationals today and the Mets beat the Cardinals, guess who will be in first place? Or tied if the Marlins also win.
It's a miracle I tell you, I wonder if ol' Gil is smiling down from heaven.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Yet Another Hot Dog Thread posted over in OT

 

[The Frankman]

Oh my God Evann Roberts was at yesterday's Mets game. He is going NUTS on-air about the no-hitter. I am LOVING this.

SNY will re-broadcast the game today at 12 pm and Monday at 7:30 pm.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

 

[richiek]

In an interview after the no hitter, R.A. Dickey lives up to his name.

http://i.imgur.com/OCGqR.jpg (NSFW)

 

[The Frankman]

Spoiler

Johan Santana likes Naruto?

 

[darkside31337]

Johan Santana likes Naruto?

 

[talisayNon]

wait guys did we jjust wi the world series omg

 

[RBH]

*looks at the standings*



Baltimore falling back to earth?

 

[vas_a_morir]

*looks at the standings*



Baltimore falling back to earth?

Of course. That's a tough-ass division. Nationals, too.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Glad Darvish gets his rematch against this California wimp, hopefully Wilson doesn't leave early in fear again.

 

[CajoleJuice]

JOHAN FUCKING SANTANA

If the Mets start losing after I finally post again in the MLB thread (and on GAF, period), all the Mets fans can blame me, but holy shit I was in attendance for that. HOLY SHIT I AM STILL HIGH AS FUCK OFF OF BASEBALL

 

[RBH]

JOHAN FUCKING SANTANA

If the Mets start losing after I finally post again in the MLB thread (and on GAF, period), all the Mets fans can blame me, but holy shit I was in attendance for that. HOLY SHIT I AM STILL HIGH AS FUCK OFF OF BASEBALL

Spoiler

Welcome back.

 

[Dominican Power]

Does Furcal hit well against knuckle ballers?

 

[Talon]

Asterisk club! I'll buy the first round! Good to have you buddy!

Tainted no hitter.

I love it!

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Jose Contreras needs Tommy John surgery. Out until June 2013.

 

[The Frankman]

WELCOME BACK CAJOLEJUICE!

According to SNY’s Matt Dunn, Terry Collins said they will push Johan Santana‘s next start back a day or two.

Collins said changes to the rotation, and possibly using a spot starter, will be determined by how Santana recovers from last night’s outing.

Santana threw 134 pitches in his no-hitter last night.

In addition, Collins said Mike Baxter is with the team’s doctors having his shoulder examined, and is not at the ballpark yet.

Collins said Baxter is in a lot of pain and will receive a CT scan as well as be checked for a concussion.

Baxter was removed from last night’s game after crashing into the wall in left field to preserve Santana’s no-hitter.

Mets have alot of interesting decision coming up. With Jason Bay, Chris Young, Ruben Tejada and Pedro Beato coming up soon they have to make 40-man moves to get Beato and Young here. You can't send Nieuwenhuis down, and the way Baxter was hitting if he's ok you can't send HIM down. Schwinden I can see being taken off the 40-man, but what about Hefner? At what point also do you possibly cut the cord on Miguel Batista?

also:

FUCK YOU NARUTO

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Schwinden just got claimed by the Blue Jays after he was DFA'd.

 

[The Frankman]

Schwinden just got claimed by the Blue Jays after he was DFA'd.

lol. Wow that takes care of that issue.

Elvin Ramirez injured his hamstring during last night’s no-hitter celebration, and is likely headed to the disabled list, according to Joel Sherman of the New York Post.

Ramirez was added to the 40-man roster and activated before last night’s game.

... hope he likes Triple-A, because Beato is now going to get his spot. Ramirez was the guy who took Schwinden's place, Beato will replace him and Tejada will replace either Quintanilla or Valdespin.

 

[RobotHaus]

Anyone going to the Rays game today? I'm headed over right now, first game going to the Trop this season.

 

[darkside31337]

Anyone going to the Rays game today? I'm headed over right now, first game going to the Trop this season.

Nope at work today

Enjoy the LL Cool J concert!

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

JOHAN FUCKING SANTANA

If the Mets start losing after I finally post again in the MLB thread (and on GAF, period), all the Mets fans can blame me, but holy shit I was in attendance for that. HOLY SHIT I AM STILL HIGH AS FUCK OFF OF BASEBALL

Hey man! Saw ur article on Daniel Murphy's average on Amazin Avenue. Good read!

 

[The Frankman]

New York Mets Lineup:
1) Kirk Nieuwenhuis LF
2) Andres Torres CF
3) David Wright 3B
4) Lucas Duda RF
5) Daniel Murphy 2B
6) Ike Davis 1B
7) Omar Quintanilla SS
8) Josh Thole C
9) R.A. Dickey RHP

St. Louis Just Got No-Hit By Johan Santana's Lineup:
1) Rafael Furcal SS
2) Daniel Descalso 2B
3) Matt Holliday LF
4) Carlos Beltran RF
5) David Freese 3B
6) Yadier Molina C
7) Matt Adams 1B
8) Shane Robinson CF
9) Lance Lynn RHP

 

[RobotHaus]

Nope at work today

Enjoy the LL Cool J concert!

I'll enjoy the game, more than likely we'll leave before the concert starts

 

[Dominican Power]

Should I risk starting Kuroda against DET?

 

[clemenx]

Ewww fucking mlb extra innings. I don't want the Cardinals feed

Oh well I was lucky enough I got SNY yesterday, can't complain.

 

[Y2Kev]

See, you mets fans. You have one nice good thing happen to you and now we have to listen to gary cohen wax poetic about the "pain" that was relieved. Just shut the fuck up.

 

[Dominican Power]

Straussy beasting.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

CONSTANZA AGAIN

GTFO HEYWARD

WINDU AM CRY

 

[rando14]

Ahahaha Ichiro has a 2 HR game? What in the fuck?

 

[The Frankman]

See, you mets fans. You have one nice good thing happen to you and now we have to listen to gary cohen wax poetic about the "pain" that was relieved. Just shut the fuck up.

FUCK YOOUUUUU MOTHERFUCKA

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Ahahaha Ichiro has a 2 HR game? What in the fuck?

True leadoff hitter.

 

[Y2Kev]

FUCK YOOUUUUU MOTHERFUCKA

Am I wrong or did this guy rape some lady on a golf course?

 

[GhostWriter24]

http://soundcloud.com/shannon-shark/howie-rose-calls-johan-santana

One of the best no-hit radio calls you'll ever hear.

 

[Windu]

Ahahaha Ichiro has a 2 HR game? What in the fuck?

if he wanted to he could hit HRs every plate appearance!

 

[gosox333]

Ichiro's on pace to hit 4 or 5 homers today guys.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Thinking about it now, if Brandon Beachy threw a perfect game tomorrow, and then asked me to give him a blow job, I think I would do it.

Well, it's not a perfect game, but he's got a no-hitter through 3.

 

[rando14]

Jesus christ, HR derby in Chicago

 

[Macattk15]

I take it back. US Cellular Field has to be the most retarded HR park in baseball.

Every flyball (or what appears to be a flyball) ends up being a fucking HR.

 

[CygnusXS]

Poor Simmons. Couldn't ask for a worst assignment in your debut.

 

[jman2050]

RA Dickey is such a fascinating pitcher. I don't think I've ever seen anyway pitch like he does.

 

[Maxim726X]

See, you mets fans. You have one nice good thing happen to you and now we have to listen to gary cohen wax poetic about the "pain" that was relieved. Just shut the fuck up.

You're a Bankee fan, right?

Of course you wouldn't understand.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Braves commentator Joe Simpson: "So, how about that one-hitter Johan Santana threw yesterday?"

 

[gosox333]

And the derby continues!

 

[Macattk15]

FUCK Hector Noesi. Yankees can have his shitty ass back.

Gives up the lead 3 fucking times.

 

[rando14]

I take it back. US Cellular Field has to be the most retarded HR park in baseball.

Every flyball (or what appears to be a flyball) ends up being a fucking HR.

Strikes again

 

[jman2050]

FUCK Hector Noesi. Yankees can have his shitty ass back.

Gives up the lead 3 fucking times.

We'll gladly take him back

Spoiler

along with Jesus

 

[Macattk15]

Strikes again

Nah that one was gone probably in most places.

Hang'em High Hector. Its what he does when he gets 2 strikes on people.

His offspeed pitchers are pure shit. Needs to get his ass to AAA and work on that.

 

[darkside31337]

http://www.csnbayarea.com/baseball-...stioned-by-police?blockID=718400&feedID=10850

SAN FRANCISCO – Giants third baseman Pablo Sandoval is being investigated by the Santa Cruz County Sheriff’s Department and faces possible sexual assault charges stemming from an incident that allegedly took place early Friday morning, sources tell CSN Bay Area.

Sandoval did not report to AT&T Park on Friday because he was being questioned by authorities, the All-Star third baseman’s attorney confirmed.

“On Friday, June 1, Pablo Sandoval voluntarily met with the Santa Cruz County Sheriff’s Department related to a consensual, personal relationship of a sexual nature that took place on that day,” attorney Eric Geffon told CSN Bay Area. “Pablo fully cooperated with the Sheriff’s Department out of respect for the process. We have no further comment at this time.”

Sandoval, who is on the disabled list, remained on schedule to begin a rehab assignment Saturday for Single-A San Jose at Stockton on Saturday, Giants vice president Staci Slaughter said.

The Giants had no further comment.

“Given the off-field nature of the issue, we refer all comment to his attorney,” Slaughter said.

Sources confirmed that the incident took place early Friday morning at the Seascape Beach Resort in Santa Cruz County, but that Sandoval was not a registered guest at the property. Police were not called to the scene but sources say the woman in question later contacted authorities and reported that she was too intoxicated to give consent.

She submitted to a sexual assault forensic evidence kit at an area hospital, sources confirmed.

Sandoval has not been charged and the investigation is ongoing, sources said.