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[HarryDemeanor]

Fuck you Capuano.

 

[bjb]

Kemp and McGuire roid raging like crazy

 

[Square Triangle]

Just saw the Dodgers/Padres incident on mlb.com

I lol'd at the bullpens emptying again.

I love when they do that. It always reminds me of The Christmas Story scene with the little brother running.

 

[Fenderputty]

Fuckin' shit.

 

[rekameohs]

Fuckin' shit.

Read in Vin Scully's voice.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Capuano is trash.

NOW LET'S GET SOME RUNS FOR ZACK!

 

[bluemax]

The Mariners top 15 prospects back in 2004: (I Don't think this list is in order)

1. Jose Lopez 6 WAR over 6 seasons
2. Travis Blackley -0.7 WAR over 1 season
3. Clint Nageotte -0.1 WAR over 3 seasons
4. Felix Hernandez 35.5 WAR over 7 seasons and the start of this one
5. Ramon Santiago -0.2 WAR over 2 seasons
6. Chae Seung Baek 1.7 WAR over 4 seasons
7. Chris Snelling 0.4 WAR over 3 seasons
8. Bobby Madritsch 2.3 WAR over 2 seasons
9. Rett Johnson never made it to the bigs
10 . Shin-Soo Choo -0.3 WAR over 2 seasons
11. Justin Leone 0.2 WAR over 1 season
12. Matt Thornton -0.7 WAR over 2 seasons
13. Gregg Dobbs -0.4 WAR over 3 seasons
14. JJ Putz 5.9 WAR over 6 seasons
15. Adam Jones 0.1 WAR over 2 seasons

Man that was depressing to put together.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

MLB pays former Biogenesis employee for documents relating to players after unknown player bought documents to destroy them

 

[Fenderputty]

Read in Vin Scully's voice.

All my posts should be read this way. Lol


I thought losing kemp was gonna hurt us there for a sec. Didn't look like schumaker was gonna get it.

 

[Dominican Power]

Quintin just loves getting hit.

 

[CygnusXS]

The Mariners top 15 prospects back in 2004: (I Don't think this list is in order)

1. Jose Lopez 6 WAR over 6 seasons
2. Travis Blackley -0.7 WAR over 1 season
3. Clint Nageotte -0.1 WAR over 3 seasons
4. Felix Hernandez 35.5 WAR over 7 seasons and the start of this one
5. Ramon Santiago -0.2 WAR over 2 seasons
6. Chae Seung Baek 1.7 WAR over 4 seasons
7. Chris Snelling 0.4 WAR over 3 seasons
8. Bobby Madritsch 2.3 WAR over 2 seasons
9. Rett Johnson never made it to the bigs
10 . Shin-Soo Choo -0.3 WAR over 2 seasons
11. Justin Leone 0.2 WAR over 1 season
12. Matt Thornton -0.7 WAR over 2 seasons
13. Gregg Dobbs -0.4 WAR over 3 seasons
14. JJ Putz 5.9 WAR over 6 seasons
15. Adam Jones 0.1 WAR over 2 seasons

Man that was depressing to put together.

Well hey, Adam Jones and Shin-Soo Choo turned out pretty well and oh whoops sorry

 

[Square Triangle]

The Mariners top 15 prospects back in 2004: (I Don't think this list is in order)

1. Jose Lopez 6 WAR over 6 seasons
2. Travis Blackley -0.7 WAR over 1 season
3. Clint Nageotte -0.1 WAR over 3 seasons
4. Felix Hernandez 35.5 WAR over 7 seasons and the start of this one
5. Ramon Santiago-0.2 WAR over 2 seasons
6. Chae Seung Baek 1.7 WAR over 4 seasons
7. Chris Snelling 0.4 WAR over 3 seasons
8. Bobby Madritsch 2.3 WAR over 2 seasons
9. Rett Johnson never made it to the bigs
10 . Shin-Soo Choo -0.3 WAR over 2 seasons
11. Justin Leone 0.2 WAR over 1 season
12. Matt Thornton -0.7 WAR over 2 seasons
13. Gregg Dobbs -0.4 WAR over 3 seasons
14. JJ Putz 5.9 WAR over 6 seasons
15. Adam Jones 0.1 WAR over 2 seasons

Man that was depressing to put together.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[Chris R]

Time to leave some more runners on base

 

[Square Triangle]

MLB pays former Biogenesis employee for documents relating to players after unknown player bought documents to destroy them

Oh shit, things just got Really interesting

 

[Macattk15]

Man why the FUCK is Wedge letting Ibanez hit here?

Oh nvm ... great Morse had to leave the game and Bay is pinch running. God damnit.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

If we don't get any runs here then all hope is lost.

 

[Chris R]

Man why the FUCK is Wedge letting Ibanez hit here?

He wants to get a job in a warmer climate. Fucking Raul

 

[cashman]

Totally Rossome!

 

[Macattk15]

Fire Eric Wedge.

Endy Chavez was just called up.

Why not have him pinch run and Bay pinch hit.

FUCK.

 

[bluemax]

Raul Ibanez strikes out against a left handed pitcher? I am shocked!

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Oh fuck off Cruz. You stink.

 

[Dominican Power]

Raul Ibanez strikes out against a left handed pitcher? I am shocked!

Raul is not wearing pinstripes anymore; he's a mere mortal now.

 

[paully]

Fuck the Angels' pitching. This team deserves last place.

 

[bluemax]

Raul is not wearing pinstripes anymore; he's a mere mortal now.

Yeah that .197/246/.246 triple slash line as a Yankee vs left handed pitchers was truly that of a Super Man.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Yeah that .197/246/.246 triple slash line as a Yankee vs left handed pitchers was truly that of a Super Man.

 

[Dominican Power]

Yeah that .197/246/.246 triple slash line as a Yankee vs left handed pitchers was truly that of a Super Man.

You obviously didn't watch Yankee games last year, and he didn't play much against lefties last year. 61 ab to be exact.

 

[Chris R]

Rally caps on, Raul can't bat again for quite some time.

edit: dumb ass fans, that could have been a run.

 

[bluemax]

You obviously didn't watch Yankee games last year, and he didn't play much against lefties last year. 61 ab to be exact.

Why would I watch the Yankees if I didn't have to?

And no shit he didn't have a lot of ABs vs lefties last year, but your implication was that playing for the Yankees made him some how better at hitting lefties than he normally is.

 

[bluemax]

BABIP regression!

 

[Chris R]

Bwahahahaha that had no fucking chance

 

[HarryDemeanor]

One of the things I was really hoping we would do during the offseason is improve our bullpen. We need to do that now more than ever.

 

[lazybones18]

Nice try, M's

 

[cashman]

That was closer than it looked...

 

[Chris R]

That was closer than it looked...

It would have worked if he hadn't put it right in front of the pitcher :|

 

[HarryDemeanor]

You better not fuck this up Guerrier.

Thank god.

 

[Fenderputty]

One of the things I was really hoping we would do during the offseason is improve our bullpen. We need to do that now more than ever.

You would think moving our former started into the BP would do just that.


Fuck. Just say what happened to Greinke.

 

[Enron]

Fuck the Angels' pitching. This team deserves last place.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

JUAN URIBE YOU FAT BASTARD

HOME RUN

 

[Blearth]

Dammit, Jazz Hands.

 

[Fenderputty]

LOL Uribe

 

[Blearth]

Fuck the Angels' pitching. This team deserves last place.

The A's are the best team in the AL. There's no shame in getting stomped by them.

 

[bluemax]

That breaking ball was purty from Pryor.

 

[cashman]

lol Angels got swept in their home opener.

 

[Chris R]

That swing looked like it belonged at Augusta. Got Damn that break

edit: well whatever, at least the team only looked KINDA bad unlike those final games against the Astrnos.

 

[cashman]

Nice, wasn't expecting a W today

 

[Branduil]

King Felix lost to Justin Grimm?

It's going to be another long year for Seattle.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Quentin fucked up Greinke's left shoulder. He's getting checked out by medical staff.

 

[Enron]

Quentin fucked up Greinke's left shoulder. He's getting checked out by medical staff.

Good thing they held on to Capuano!

 

[G-Fex]

That is Indeed Fertilizer.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Mitch Williams is going absolutely bananas on Quentin, calling him a bitch for leaning into a pitch and charging someone.