You should never make a joke again.It's what I get for trying to make a joke. If anyone ever wondered why I seem so stoic on GAF, this is why.
My humor is dry and sardonic even in real life; I can understand why it would be imperceptible over the internet when lacking tone. Still, I gave him the chance to pull back, and he chose not to.
He'll be back.
MLB-GAF is about as saber-friendly, sober, and light-hearted as it's going to get for a semi-random collection of baseball fans on a message board.
Right, tribalism. That's fine. I don't enjoy that and don't care about it, but you can and that's fine.
It can very much be reduced to numbers with a significant degree of accuracy, and is essentially a random number generator. It is not significantly more than that. This doesn't make it not fun! Statistics are really neat.
Sounds like a safe bet.So,
If McCutchen goes 0-4 tonight and Marte goes at least 0-2. We'll have 0 players above .200 batting average. Assuming the others dont have multi hit games
So,
If McCutchen goes 0-4 tonight and Marte goes at least 0-2. We'll have 0 players above .200 batting average. Assuming the others dont have multi hit games
Can't wait for Eznark to go apeshit crazy.
In all my years as a forum-dweller, I've never known a poster who so many people have a hard on for than ez.
plus he's a ryan braun fan
Surely we've had better? Opening day should have had some really good ones. I mean, it's definitely a good matchup. I guess it depends how much you like Cueto.Strasburg v. Cueto for the rubber game of the series. Best pitching matchup of the season so far?
Pretty much this.THIS. The only thing that really baffles me about your perspective on baseball, Opiate, is your apparent mild surprise at encountering so much inherent "tribalism" on sports-GAF, as if it weren't a deeply fundamental part of nearly all sports and sports fans, period. It sounds like you have considerably less interest in the "romance" of baseball than even most of the people who invented, advanced and popularized rational, stat-based analysis of the sport (Bill James, etc.). I'm not saying you're unique, but your near-total enjoyment of baseball as a random number generator is an extreme outlier in sports fandom. It's totally fine to enjoy it however you enjoy it--and you sure as hell know what you're talking about in this regard--but I'm just surprised you haven't felt this disconnect in literally every sports conversation you've ever had, unless you just don't talk about sports in real life much.
MLB-GAF is about as saber-friendly, sober, and light-hearted as it's going to get for a semi-random collection of baseball fans on a message board.
Surely we've had better? Opening day should have had some really good ones. I mean, it's definitely a good matchup. I guess it depends how much you like Cueto.
Well, no, I think there have been a few great ones, but I see guys like Stras and Kershaw and Cain as being on a higher tier. Compared to Stras-Cueto or Kersh-Cain, you're not going to get any better than that by default.Honestly, the only one that's probably been better is Cain vs. Kershaw on opening day. Otherwise, there hasn't been too many great matchups.
Yeah, I just went back and checked and I think you're right. Actually, Verlander vs Sabathia as well (there was no reason think C.C. was going to be awful, was there?). Shields vs Sale also stands out... Sale is really fucking good. But Kershaw vs. Cain is the only one that's definitely better, I think. Weird how many teams' number ones are people I wouldn't consider aces.Honestly, the only one that's probably been better is Cain vs. Kershaw on opening day. Otherwise, there hasn't been too many great matchups.
Can't wait for Eznark to go apeshit crazy.
Gonna suck that Fernandez will always have oon his resume: lost debut to Aaron fucking Laffey.Well, no, I think there have been a few great ones, but I see guys like Stras and Kershaw and Cain as being on a higher tier. Compared to Stras-Cueto or Kersh-Cain, you're not going to get any better than that by default.
Speaking of pitching porn, Jose Fernandez makes his debut today!
Strasburg v. Cueto for the rubber game of the series. Best pitching matchup of the season so far?
Gonna suck that Fernandez will always have oon his resume: lost debut to Aaron fucking Laffey.
Damn 2.1 million for a 1909-11 T206 Honus Wagner card
I hope you realize what you've just done.Gonna suck that Fernandez will always have oon his resume: lost debut to Aaron fucking Laffey.
Talk of Montreal getting a team again!?
Move the Devil Rays, plz.
Dale Sveum took a week longer than every other baseball observer to realize he was making a huge mistake.So to the shock of nobody, Cubs have announced Carlos Marmol is no longer the closer and the save chances for the immediate future will be going to Kyuji Fujikawa.
That didn't take long.
Talk of Montreal getting a team again!?
Move the Devil Rays, plz.
Vancouver would be a better choice than Montreal. The Quebecois give zero shits about baseball.
Move the Mets to Tampa.
Make the Cyclones the NY NL MLB team.
Move the Rays to Montreal and get the Expos history from Montreal.
Everyone wins!
Vancouver would be a better choice than Montreal. The Quebecois give zero shits about baseball.
The Rays are the most-watched pro sports team on television in Florida. “I think last year, in Tampa, we had the eighth-best TV ratings in baseball.
Move the Dodgers back to NY
Move the Rays to Montreal
Move the Marlins to LA
Florida gets no team like they deserve, LA gets Loria like it deserves, Montreal gets a good team and the Dodgers get to be back in NY.
I hate you.Move the Dodgers back to NY
Move the Rays to Montreal
Move the Marlins to LA
Florida gets no team like they deserve, LA gets Loria like it deserves, Montreal gets a good team and the Dodgers get to be back in NY.
Freddie Freeman on the DL with an oblique strain.
Ugh
Move the Dodgers back to NY
Move the Rays to Montreal
Move the Marlins to LA
Florida gets no team like they deserve, LA gets Loria like it deserves, Montreal gets a good team and the Dodgers get to be back in NY.