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[MjFrancis]

TUF Finale was great.

Bubba had a good fight with Gilbert. I'd like to see what either of these guys can do once let loose in the UFC, even though Gilbert was pretty consistently struggling.

Browne threw at least three illegal elbows. The one that stunned Gonzaga was legit at least, but then he just went to town. Erick Silva was DQ'd for much less. So I'm not surprised when I read Gabriel Gonzaga to challenge ruling on fight with Travis Browne.

Uriah Hall, as everyone agrees, was overconfident and reaped what he sowed. Host Samurai put it well, it was like Bigfoot/Overeem save for the highlight reel finish.

Tate lost in a good stoppage. She was getting her face destroyed and dropped on all fours. If Cat can stay off the ground (lol) she could probably rearrange Ronda's face, too. Regardless, Tate will get her shot in due time. A few more wins under her belt and she'll be right back in title contention.

I didn't watch the Faber v. Jorgensen fight. Whatevs, wasn't interested since Faber can beat anyone in a non-championship match. Vindicated.

It looked like I missed some entertaining prelims. Might look for those later.

 

[dream]

 

[Vio-Lence]

our good friend dream just posted the new where my strawberries picture in glorious high definition. thanks friend.

and i'm in the armpit of fucking Mexico for work. pray for me friends, i hope to return to good old Chicago, USA in one piece. help jerry.

 

[TheNatural]

our good friend dream just posted the new where my strawberries picture in glorious high definition. thanks friend.

and i'm in the armpit of fucking Mexico for work. pray for me friends, i hope to return to good old Chicago, USA in one piece. help jerry.

Don't drink the water.

 

[TheKaeptain]

our good friend dream just posted the new where my strawberries picture in glorious high definition. thanks friend.

and i'm in the armpit of fucking Mexico for work. pray for me friends, i hope to return to good old Chicago, USA in one piece. help jerry.

Tell Ninja to get his cousin's to help you.

 

[Vio-Lence]

there was a cockroach in my hotel room brahs. shits not cool.

 

[TheNatural]

there was a cockroach in my hotel room brahs. shits not cool.

If Matrix were there he would kill all of them.

 

[Dysun]

So Uriah pulled a Nover eh, that's not a shocker even if Uncle Dana was in love

 

[TheKaeptain]

there was a cockroach in my hotel room brahs. shits not cool.

I would never go to that country.

 

[Can Crusher]

No one is laughing because we all know there is nothing to do in Portugal except smoke weed, sit on a couch, and watch Soccer. Well there is some stuff to do. I wouldn't participate because I don't like young boys or hanging out near a port.

We got internet and pillows kaep, I think you would feel at home.

 

[Lambda Pie]

I wouldn't participate because I don't like young boys or hanging out near a port.

really, jerry? this is it, isn't it?

We got internet and pillows kaep, I think you would feel at home.

we also got German tourists.

 

[dream]

Jerry with the old no mas.

 

[Vio-Lence]

what a delightful new av you have friend. does this lovely lady have a name, her athleticism jumps off the screen.

 

[TheKaeptain]

We got internet and pillows kaep, I think you would feel at home.

I don't know what it worse Anime Pillows or the shit in your bed room.

really, jerry? this is it, isn't it?

Bringing back those bad memories? How much did your parents make off of you?

 

[polyh3dron]

drm I suggest you refer to the postscript of the OP, please and thank you.

 

[RBelong2Us]

I still completely believe that Uriah won that fight. What did Kelvin do exactly? A few TDs, some got reversed, never actually executed anything significant when he had him on the ground.

He looked like more of the aggressor I guess but he definitely didnt have him beat in any other category really.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Bringing back those bad memories? How much did your parents make off of you?

oh jerry.

i was actually reffering to your ability to make a witty comeback, the extent of your skill to come up with an even mild chuckle inducing response.

cause honestly, right now, i feel like Ike, running circles around Tina, caressing her bosom, kissing her neck and uppercutting her jaw while she throws away her career, singing the theme song to Mad Max 3. that's the difference in skill level being displayed here, playboy.

seriously bro, you're putting lipstick before a night out, i'm fixing Korean jaws with a scalpel, that's the gap we got here.

if you ever level up, or are willing the learn the art of trolling, talk to me, i have a school in South Korea, the Baek Do San & Hwoarang Institute of Good Times.

 

[Jest Chillin]

I still completely believe that Uriah won that fight. What did Kelvin do exactly? A few TDs, some got reversed, never actually executed anything significant when he had him on the ground.

He looked like more of the aggressor I guess but he definitely didnt have him beat in any other category really.

Reversals don't get scored and Takedowns are like automatic win buttons tbh. Judging sucks. That being said.. everyone knows judging sucks and they know what judges are looking for. So he only has himself to blame.

 

[polyh3dron]

LP dusting off his rifle... Even though it wasn't too dusty to begin with.

I still completely believe that Uriah won that fight. What did Kelvin do exactly? A few TDs, some got reversed, never actually executed anything significant when he had him on the ground.

He looked like more of the aggressor I guess but he definitely didnt have him beat in any other category really.

Uriah won under PRIDE rules.

Fuck Unified rules.

 

[Can Crusher]

I don't know what it worse Anime Pillows or the shit in your bed room.

Manchester united is in England Jerry, don't play the stereotype. Besides red ain't even my color.

Maybe you're confusing me with someone else you traded room pics from the ___boo forums.

 

[Lambda Pie]

LP dusting off his rifle... Even though it wasn't too dusty to begin with.

and i like jerry, imagine if i didn't.

Manchester united is in England Jerry, don't slack on me now. Besides red ain't even my color.

Maybe you're confusing me with someone else from the ___boo forums.

you better have that in your closet.

 

[Can Crusher]

and i like jerry, imagine if i didn't.

you better have that in your closet.

I have your favorite

 

[Lambda Pie]

I have your favorite

gonna laugh my ass off when he shits on your team like he did with SCP.

 

[Can Crusher]

gonna laugh my ass off when he shits on your team like he did with SCP.

I already had my laugh when I bought it with the money you didn't make last night.

 

[Lambda Pie]

I already had my laugh when I bought it with the money you didn't make last night.

got it back, bro:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53939304&postcount=10849

speaking of which, there's a safe bet to be made today, pm me.

edit: other way around, i'll pm you with the bet.

 

[Can Crusher]

got it back, bro:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53939304&postcount=10849

speaking of which, there's a safe bet to be made today, pm me.

 

[TheKaeptain]

oh jerry.

i was actually reffering to your ability to make a witty comeback, the extent of your skill to come up with an even mild chuckle inducing response.

cause honestly, right now, i feel like Ike, running circles around Tina, caressing her bosom, kissing her neck and uppercutting her jaw while she throws away her career, singing the theme song to Mad Max 3. that's the difference in skill level being displayed here, playboy.

seriously bro, you're putting lipstick before a night out, i'm fixing Korean jaws with a scalpel, that's the gap we got here.

if you ever level up, or are willing the learn the art of trolling, talk to me, i have a school in South Korea, the Baek Do San & Hwoarang Institute of Good Times.

See this^ just proving you're pathetic. This isn't a competition. Some of us actually have lives and don't spend all day worrying about how to insult people. Anyways, I don't have time for this.


DREAM! DREAM! DREAM! DREAM! DREAM! DREAM! DREAM!

Did you ever figure out how to do that citation? Also, Michel Foucault, you ever read any of his writing? I have to read Discipline and Punish and I am not sure what I am getting into. Oh and I need some contemporary fiction dealing with sexuality or something about immigrates dealing with assimilation. Read anything like that lately?

 

[MjFrancis]

Also, Michel Foucault, you ever read any of his writing? I have to read Discipline and Punish and I am not sure what I am getting into.

Jean Baudrillard wrote an entire book on Foucault:

Forget Foucault

 

[dream]

I've read more fucking Foucault and Derrida than anyone should read in a lifetime.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1466399589/?tag=neogaf0e-20

 

[TheKaeptain]

Jean Baudrillard wrote an entire book on Foucault:

Forget Foucault

I think we have to read a chapter from that in like two weeks.

I've read more fucking Foucault and Derrida than anyone should read in a lifetime.

http://www.amazon.com/dp/1466399589/?tag=neogaf0e-20

Thanks for that link. What do you think of Foucault? I've only read one chapter from History of Sexuality so far. Not enough to form an opinion.

 

[dream]

I'm actually fucking reading about the fucking notion of a Foucauldian feminism. I feel like I'm devolving.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm actually fucking reading about the fucking notion of a Foucauldian feminism. I feel like I'm devolving.

OH MY GOD... I just read the description on amazon.

 

[Heel]

Tell me friends, was the 2 minutes saved by giving Cat Zingano a jobber entrance worth it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1eLDNw-Jg

 

[Pristine_Condition]

Tell me friends, was the 2 minutes saved by giving Cat Zingano a jobber entrance worth it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1eLDNw-Jg

I saw feels, dream. Real emotions and shit.

 

[Lambda Pie]

Tell me friends, was the 2 minutes saved by giving Cat Zingano a jobber entrance worth it?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t1eLDNw-Jg

would've made her win even sweeter to the viewer. Vince dropping the ball, poorly booked angle.

 

[BigJonsson]

Yea, they dropped the ball

lol @ Anik saying gotta respect mothers who compete in the UFC.........shes the first mother to compete........

 

[muddream]

The Hoffa/Gonzaga fight lasted a minute, so I guess crying during walk-in gravely violated the Zuffa policy of being a combination of mean, tough or nasty.

 

[Lambda Pie]

The Hoffa/Gonzaga fight lasted a minute, so I guess crying during walk-in gravely violated the Zuffa policy of being a combination of mean, tough or nasty.

maybe she bet on Gonzaga too, like that douche Placid_Aims_Bum on the chat the other day.

 

[LiquidSolid]

Other way... He stopped doing anything about the vitiligo and it's basically taken all the melanin out of his skin. Thats why the tattoos look like they're in technicolor.

Pretty sure he wasn't doing anything about it in the first place, it just gradually took over. He has a pretty extreme case of vitiligo, though it could always recede later on and he'd go back to being patchy.

Anyway, fun TUF card, easily the best one UFC's put on for months. I have no fucking clue why Bubba vs Gilbert was on the main card though, those guys were jokes.

 

[Maklershed]

I have no fucking clue why Bubba vs Gilbert was on the main card though, those guys were jokes.

I've seen XFC prelim fights better than that.

 

[Lambda Pie]

i'm gonna start working on the UFC on FOX OT. just so we are clear, the true LW rankings:

#1 Punk
#2 Gilberto
#3 Benson

 

[bone_and_sinew]

i'm gonna start working on the UFC on FOX OT.

I already called it a while back friend. I'm going to be combining it with Glory 7 as well. I'll have it up by Thursday.

 

[Lambda Pie]

I already called it a while back friend. I'm going to be combining it with Glory 7 as well. I'll have it up by Thursday.

damn, missed that. go on right ahead, brother bone.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Speaking of Glory, Glory 8 Tokyo on May 3 (no, NOT from Saitama Super Arena unfortunately):

HW: Peter Aerts vs. Jamal Ben Saddik
LW: Albert Kraus vs. Andy Ristie (this gon be good)
HW: Anderson "Braddock" Silva vs. Jaideep Singh
HW: Jerome Le Banner vs. Koichi Pettas
FW quarter final: Mosab Amrani vs. Marcus Vinicius
FW quarter final: Masaaki Noiri vs. Liam Harrison
FW quarter final: Abdellah Ezbiri vs. Gabriel Varga
FW quarter final: Yuta Kubo vs. Abdellah Ezbiri
FW reserve: Chonglek Super Pro Samui vs. Zen Fujita
FW reserve: Andre Bruhl vs. Yukihiro Komiya

http://www.mmamania.com/2013/4/12/4...herweight-slam-tournament-le-banner-koichi-k1

 

[Chamber]

 

[Host Samurai]

Maybe we can finally see Uriah rearrange Sammon's face as he just came up with a win. Makes sense from a match making standpoint.

Its crazy how we had 2 seasons of TUF Middleweights in a row and the talent that came out of TUF 16 to 17 is night and day. TUF 16 had such garbage fighters. I see potential in quite a few fighters from 17

 

[MjFrancis]

damn, missed that. go on right ahead, brother bone.

 

[Host Samurai]

Shit what the hell is wrong with people

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53985075&postcount=23

 

[dream]

Assuming it's true (and I assume everything posted on GAF is true), why would he even admit that?

 

[Gr1mLock]

our good friend dream just posted the new where my strawberries picture in glorious high definition. thanks friend.

and i'm in the armpit of fucking Mexico for work. pray for me friends, i hope to return to good old Chicago, USA in one piece. help jerry.

How fast can you grow a long curly mustache friend?