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He also managed to get TKO'd by Minowaman.
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He also managed to get TKO'd by Minowaman.
ItAintEasyBeinCheesy
it's 4th of July in my asshole
I seen my neighbours ass today. Was a woman.
I got to gets up at 4:30 in the AM and get ready. On the way out he door at 5:30 I check my pockets to make sure I have my Keys, Phone and Wallet. Look up and she's covering her crack with her hand. I'd looked up before but didn't notice that I was looking at her box.
OK ass, either she getting fat or she's pregnant though. Should I flop my cock as I walk out or pretend nothing happened.
These emotions...............
If she wasn't married and had 2 kids I might have a crack.
I got to gets up at 4:30 in the AM and get ready. On the way out he door at 5:30 I check my pockets to make sure I have my Keys, Phone and Wallet. Look up and she's covering her crack with her hand. I'd looked up before but didn't notice that I was looking at her box.
OK ass, either she getting fat or she's pregnant though. Should I flop my cock as I walk out or pretend nothing happened.
These emotions...............
If she wasn't married and had 2 kids I might have a crack.
Roland Deschain
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This some kind of MMA analogy I should be reading into? Or just randomness?
Maklershed
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Sara McMann aka the only woman likely to stop Housey was signed by the UFC yesterday.
industrian
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The funny thing being she was supposed to fight Carmouche at the cancelled Cormier/Mir event.
It's not even had its first fight yet, but the women's division is looking better than the men's 125/135 divisions already.
industrian
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MMA Bros, I got 12 600ml (21 ounces or whatthefuckever) bottles of Taiwan's finest for only $12.80 today. Pretty decent.
Weidman needs to fight the winner of Okami/Lombard. If he wins that then he's deserving of a title shot. Until then he's just white noise.
Weidman needs to fight the winner of Okami/Lombard. If he wins that then he's deserving of a title shot. Until then he's just white noise.
Rockhold has a more impressive win record than Weidman anyways (still bad). However, when Uncle Dana says something is for a title shot, it's usually not.
polyh3dron
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How does Rockhold have a better win record?
Maklershed
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What are we talking about here?
Maklershed
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For those of you with Netflix, Like Water (the Anderson Silva documentary) was just added to streaming:
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Like_Water/70184152?trkid=2361637
http://movies.netflix.com/WiMovie/Like_Water/70184152?trkid=2361637
Host Samurai
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Weidman needs another win in convincing fashion if he wants a title shot. Hes had way too long of a layoff and nobody cares enough about him other than his 3 fans.
industrian
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In looking for a picture to show you guys I found on Google Image Search a previous photo I shared with you (it's the 10th result when GIS for "taiwan gold medal beer".)
The one in the middle.
Can Crusher
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Friends, I know you hate football but today might be a good day to watch 90 minutes of divas kicking a ball.
Madrid vs Man Utd is gonna be gud folks
Madrid vs Man Utd is gonna be gud folks
and he's not as handsome as Luke the Rock.
industrian
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I don't rate Rockhold at all. He'd struggle to win a split decision over any top 5 MW.
Weidman has the skillset and the potential, but he needs to stop whining and start knocking over aforementioned top 5'ers in order to secure that title shot he believes he's oh-so-entitled to have.
Juventus beating Celtic at Parkhead was all I needed. The bitching and moaning from Neil Lennon and Celtic fans was just the cherry on top.
bone_and_sinew
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I thought I was going to miss it since I had some stuff to do in the afternoon but that got cancelled. I hate both teams but I'm hyped for it.
Lambda Pie
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i'm always there for Mourinho, only famous person i know.
side note, gonna (re)watch Big Trouble in Little China in a few minutes.
side note, gonna (re)watch Big Trouble in Little China in a few minutes.
bone_and_sinew
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You guys, you guys! System Shock 2 on GOG tomorrow!
Tomorrow will be a great day!
If any of you played and liked Bioshock you really owe it to yourself to play SS2, it's a far better game.
Football ended a little over a week ago, friend.
Host Samurai
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Can Crusher
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Are you talking about that handegg thingy that nobody cares outside of some can heads in North America?
Because I'm not talking about that stupid sport.
Lambda Pie
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roided americans running around with helmets is not football.
they get their once-a-year coverage after Superbowl ends. it's usually "you know that shit only americans play because nothing fucking happens and fat folks are called athletes? well, this Superbowl winner was... no one gives a fuck!"
polyh3dron
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Munoz was considered a top ranked MW when he fought Weidman and it was Weidman embarrassing him that makes him a joke now. Also, Maia was considered a top MW who was 3-1 since his Capoeira dance session with Serpentine Silver. That's stiffer competition than an emaciated Glass Jawdine, and the resumes of Jacare and Kennedy pale in comparison to Maia and Munoz.
Good luck trying to play System Shock 2 with a controller.
Soccer doesn't even get a mention at all on american television, save for the World Cup.
Can Crusher
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Even I know that's plain bullshit, if not only because the likes of ESPN and Fox at least cover and broadcast "soccer" games (football = Foot + ball, American football = Hand + Ball, which must mean redneck americans created that shit).
Who cares anyway? Champions League final is more watched than the Superbowl and they don't need music superstars showing theirs tits at half time, nor do they need a bunch of that million dollar per 30 seconds commercials that american viewers like to consume so much. Nor do they need 30 minute blackouts so that fat americans have the time to roll unto the nearest hot dog stand and do the 3 for 1 special.
Not even worth my time dissing that stop start stop start commercial time start stop start stop commercial time boring mess of a sport.
Even though I just did it.
Lambda Pie
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see, now i know that's bullshit, cause we get ESPN and CNN here and they talk abut actual football outside of the WC. fuck, ESPN even has the ESPN FC website.
don't fall into beta ways, alr1ght.
industrian
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A PSN/XBL release of System Shock? That's like Shogun getting a title sho... wait a minute...
bone_and_sinew
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The thing that bugs me about espn is their shared EPL rights and the continual losing of rights from various leagues and relegating the few games they get to espndeportes (which no one has). I wish they'd just splurge for the whole thing instead of sharing, if they were truly invested in the sport. As a result, Fox Soccer Channel (which almost no one has because of its cost) almost always gets better EPL games.
Ah well, with NBC getting EPL rights beginning next season the whole thing is moot. Espn needs to do more though if they really want to invest well in the sport besides some international games here and there and Messi highlights.
Ah well, with NBC getting EPL rights beginning next season the whole thing is moot. Espn needs to do more though if they really want to invest well in the sport besides some international games here and there and Messi highlights.
They talk about it on Saturday mornings at 9 AM. Nobody cares about it.
Soccer = Demetrious Johnson
NFL = Anderson Silva
industrian
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bone_and_sinew
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Good pun and analogy since some of Fedor's fights were fixed too.
This is good for Weidman. Vitor will beat Bisping again and since Vitor is never getting another title shot, Weidman will be able to step in once he's healed.
Jest Chillin
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In Brazil again.. where the UFC does it's own testing so Belfort can again use his approved TRT.
Can Crusher
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Americans trying to associate their boring sport to a Brazilian fighter.
Did you guys blush? together? so cute
Did you guys blush? together? so cute
Lambda Pie
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NFL = Clay Guida
OK done and done.
A typical NFL game is more violent and entertaining than a fight in the Ultimate. The players in the NFL are high caliber world class athletes compared to these Joes that gas within 3 minutes in the octagon. Deal with it.
If nothing else friends..i do know how to go on a bender. Day 3 of ..uh..the bender? Its interesting being on the verge of blacking out every ten seconds but still being coherent enough to question cumbr's sexuality. Im gonna go fuck the fuck out of a lady with loose morals.
Agreed with Vio-Friend. Want proof? Here's our sport's greatest athlete in action.
analogies, how do they work?
DJ = lots of movement with very few opportunities to be exciting = soccer
bone_and_sinew
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Keep the bender going tomorrow, the single lonely women at the bars will be easy pickings.
Can Crusher
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So random.
Irony was working really fine back there.
Listen, it's ok to like American football. I'm just saying it's a boring sport.
You don't have to act all bitchy
he doesnt look so athletic and explosive on the hardwood.
Then how is Canderson the NFL when he can't even draw? Come at me playboy.
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