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Lambda Pie
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if the Joes in the Ultimate had to run for 5 seconds every 5 minutes they wouldn't gas either.
NFL is zzzzzz, there's a fuckin reason no one gives a shit about it outside of the USA, it's coma inducing, nothing fuckin happens, touchdowns are a guy running through a line while holding an egg, an egg that's it thrown by a guy who stares at his team-mate asses before he touches the fuckin egg in the first place. and then everyone sits for 5 fuckin minutes because 10 seconds of action killed their fat, roided asses.
fuck, me, Can and what, nearly 7 billion people think the same.
NFL = insignificant, irrelevant, borderline insulting to actual sports fans.
America don't give a fuck about the third world.
Lambda Pie
Banned
i'm tapping out before it gets ugly.
what's more pathetic, rooting for sports teams, or rooting for consoles or other electronic devices or products?
Can Crusher
Banned
This is true, it took 5 days for them to get water to the superdome.
Why you taking a dive, playboy?
Same reason why some pull guard while standing.
Rooting for phones.
Okay, let us discuss the upcoming months in the Ultimate
157 - Honda gets beat, Dana folds the women's division unless she sleeps with him (or at least lets him watch)
158 - Nick Diaz actually shows up and gets laid on for 5 rounds (shocker!)
159 - Jon Jones and or Chael gets hurt, Phil Davis is the replacement
160 - Bigfoot Silva and Reem get injured, Frank Mir steps in and wins the title. JDS beats up Roy Nelson again.
157 - Honda gets beat, Dana folds the women's division unless she sleeps with him (or at least lets him watch)
158 - Nick Diaz actually shows up and gets laid on for 5 rounds (shocker!)
159 - Jon Jones and or Chael gets hurt, Phil Davis is the replacement
160 - Bigfoot Silva and Reem get injured, Frank Mir steps in and wins the title. JDS beats up Roy Nelson again.
Lambda Pie
Banned
Why you taking a dive, playboy?
technically, i'm asking the bench to get subbed, not taking a dive.
I'm okay with all of this, save for the Honda gets beat and everything that follows. Everything else is both plausible and prophetic.
Ninja Scooter
Member
Rooting for Georges St. Pierre
U kno I la u. Full discretion...your avatar is really creepy...
It looks like a woman from a Picasso piece, but in real life. Quite scary indeed
The creepiness adds to the charm. Besides, I'm only keeping it until the presser on Wednesday.
And I agree with Face, rooting for phones is pretty weak considering most people don't do anything but text and browse facebook all day.
I send dick pics
at least its an improvement over that homely white girl with jaundice.
She'll be back next week, playboy.
Host Samurai
Member
Sports suck
bone_and_sinew
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What's a John Moraga? That's Might Mouzzze's next opponent at the TUF 17 finale.
polyh3dron
Banned
He destroyed Ulysses Gomez at UFC on Fox 4 at Staples, I was there for that one. He also subbed Chris Cariaso. Those are a couple good wins.
bone_and_sinew
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I don't know who any of those names are...
polyh3dron
Banned
You should know Cariaso, he had a few good wins in the UFC at BW before dropping to FLW. Gomez made his name as a FLW and BW at Tachi Palace winning both titles and was the heavy favorite to beat Moraga IIRC.
bone_and_sinew
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I've heard Cariaso's name in broadcasts but if he knocked on my door right now without introducing himself, I would have no idea who he was. I had to look up his record to try to remember some of his fights, never a good sign.
Also, I only watched maybe one or two TPF cards so I don't remember anyone from that promotion.
Is it just me or does that look like Joe Daddy after his fight with BJ on Marquardt's leg?
Also, I only watched maybe one or two TPF cards so I don't remember anyone from that promotion.
Is it just me or does that look like Joe Daddy after his fight with BJ on Marquardt's leg?
Host Samurai
Member
Dude better not get injured
polyh3dron
Banned
i think recent mma has already put forth the theory that when you steal chuck liddell's hair style, the chin gets bundled in too. but a japanese can with the chuck liddell hair style? oh dear.
and drm, i thought Victor Gracie was fighting Luke The Rock..
and drm, i thought Victor Gracie was fighting Luke The Rock..
You and me both, playboy. You and me both.
polyh3dron
Banned
The sooner amateur wrestling becomes irrelevant the better. I'm sick of these lame ass wrestlers with no killer instinct or budo spirit whatsoever shitting up my UFC because they didn't make the olympics. I hope wrestling never gets back in the olympics again.
fuck a pyramid, slaves built them shits anyways
fuck a pyramid, slaves built them shits anyways
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488638
Scooter, this thread is calling for your Taffer impression.
Scooter, this thread is calling for your Taffer impression.
dream
Member
Yes, but come on. "Luke Rockhold" isn't very good and Vitor's Back is a lock to beat him. Unless you're on the Generic White Man Booster Brigade like Scene and his Wildman crush.
polyh3dron
Banned
nah luke the rock's dreamy looks never fooled me. he's an obvious can through and through.
trt victor will squeeze blood from the rock.
trt victor will squeeze blood from the rock.
Host Samurai
Member
Why is Vitor still at MW when he just called out 2 LHW's?
GungHo
Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
Clearly, mind bullets were involved in this. The good men and women of XCOM should be dispatched.
Why you taking a dive, playboy?
bone_and_sinew
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Divisions don't matter anymore as long as you have a name. This is the moneyweight era.
Mir enlists Jackson ahead of Cormier bout
Dream, friend, what are your thoughts on this stunning turn of events?
Frank Mir said:
Dream, friend, what are your thoughts on this stunning turn of events?
Can Crusher
Banned
Mir willing to play the last card. Steal a decision
polyh3dron
Banned
Hashad would've got a shot vs. Serpentine Silver if he beat Lil Nog so it all makes sense in a weird way.
Oh and Frank Mur is about to run in circles in the Octagon to gas the fat boy out.
bone_and_sinew
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Mir: "being small didn't work, steroids didn't work, teach me how to split decision."
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