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[dream]

Can you guys give me some play-by-play while I pretend to work? Bonus points if it's in the style of Goldie. Thank you.

Also, did Denis and Pineda win?

I'm sorry, I legit don't remember their names.

 

[TheNatural]

Both Denis and Pineda won. Denis by KO, Pineda by submission, both in Rd 1.

 

[BigJonsson]

This guy went 5 rounds with Silva? What

 

[dream]

Hey I think this is the guy I picked to win by sub because he had a Brazilianish name

 

[Heel]

Both Denis and Pineda won. Denis by KO, Pineda by submission, both in Rd 1.

Nice. Had them both by first round KO. Denis boosted.

I have Camoes and Brennemen by decision.

 

[parrotbeak]

Hey I think this is the guy I picked to win by sub because he had a Brazilianish name

Cameltoe?

Nice. Had them both by first round KO. Denis boosted.

I have Camoes and Brennemen by decision.

Ya same here, except I had Pinata by dec.

 

[alr1ght]

This guy went 5 rounds with Silva? What

in 1997

 

[BigJonsson]

Awwww, almost an Omnoplata


Derp that was a tap

 

[bone_and_sinew]

FOX Deportes girl, found her:

Coño!

 

[dream]

VIVA BRAZIL

ZHOO ZHITSU! ZHOO ZHITSU! ZHOO ZHITSHU!

 

[parasight]

He tapped like 3 separate times.

 

[TheNatural]

LOL the Spanish commentators are going nuts. It looked like he tapped three times. It may have been the fake bullshit tap though.

 

[parrotbeak]

This guy went 5 rounds with Silva? What

A 25 minute 1 round fight according to Sherdog. I'll have to look that up later.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Come on Josh he tapped like 5 times man.

Do we seriously live in a world where Dan Mirgs is the best ref in the biz?

 

[Panzon]

That was some great jiu jitsu by camoes

 

[parrotbeak]

So much for my mostly decision prelim picks.

 

[alr1ght]

Charlie Blanketeman up next!

 

[zsswimmer]

Looked like some of that sonnen-esque tapping

 

[TheNatural]

So much for my mostly decision prelim picks.

Like I said, it's amazing how either ALL the prelims are quick finishes or they're ALL decisions. And then the main card fights are just the opposite. Expect decisions in all the main card fights now. It's usually what happens.

 

[parrotbeak]

Like I said, it's amazing how either ALL the prelims are quick finishes or they're ALL decisions. And then the main card fights are just the opposite. Expect decisions in all the main card fights now. It's usually what happens.

Is Brenneman a prelim?

 

[op_ivy]

so many blunders by these announcers... ugh

 

[TheNatural]

Is Brenneman a prelim?

It should be next according to Sherdog.

 

[parrotbeak]

It should be next according to Sherdog.

If TheNatural Strategy (tm) holds true, I guess he's losing, cuz I can't imagine he wins by anything but decision. We'll see!

 

[TheNatural]

If TheNatural Strategy (tm) holds true, I guess he's losing, cuz I can't imagine he wins by anything but decision. We'll see!

I picked all decisions for the prelims, so I'm fucked on those parts of the points. I don't know how else to pick fights between guys I know nothing about though except guess it's one of those shows and be right about half the time.

 

[Maklershed]

Gah! Prelims have started already?!

 

[BigKaboom2]

Anik loves to say "side mount."

 

[BigJonsson]

He is straight up Jesused now

 

[alr1ght]

Sieze the day and lay on your opponent for 3 rounds.

 

[TheNatural]

Well there goes the first round stoppage streak.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Damn I didn't even see the tie breakers at the bottom on the Sherdog pick'em.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

I wish Blanketman had finished Roberts when he had the crucifix. He's going to single-leggedly takedown all the momentum of this card with his LnP.

 

[TheNatural]

Damn I didn't even see the tie breakers at the bottom on the Sherdog pick'em.

I never fill them out anyway, no big deal.

 

[Heel]

I am home and tuning my international satellite dish as we speak.

Brenneman boosted decision = lock of the night.

 

[TheNatural]

Ground and hug strategy in effect. Fuck this is boring.

 

[BigJonsson]

Damn that was close

 

[TheNatural]

Damn, he almost had something there.

 

[Maklershed]

I am home and tuning my international satellite dish as we speak.

Brenneman boosted decision = lock of the night.

Ha thats what I did too.

 

[parasight]

Ninja was my underdog pick of the day, but I should have known this would happen after the Claude fight.

 

[Brian Fellows]

Brenneman boosted decision = lock of the night.

Oh yeah. My other boosts are Jim Miller, Mike Easton, and Schafer.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Somone post a gif of Rumble headkicking Blanketman. I need to be excited.

 

[Heel]

Oh yeah. My other boosts are Jim Miller, Mike Easton, and Schafer.

I almost went with "Red" Schafer, then I realized it was "Red" Schafer. I just can't do it, haha.

I boosted Denis, Camoes, Brenneman, Easton and Miller.

 

[TheNatural]

You lucky, lucky fuck.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Damn it, another close sub by Roberts (I refuse to call him Ninja, there's only one Ninja in MMA)

 

[alr1ght]

2 almost finishes 30-27

 

[Maklershed]

Did they just say certain theaters are gonna air Condit vs Diaz in 3-D?

 

[zsswimmer]

While Brenneman was doing his usual lay n pray, the chances that Roberts had a potential kimura from bottom side control is highly unlikely. It loses most of it's shoulder pain once you get out of guard/half guard

 

[BigJonsson]

Did they just say certain theaters are gonna air Condit vs Diaz in 3-D?

Ya

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Fuck your apology Blanketman

 

[Heel]

Nurmagomedov vs. Shaorus is the only fight I'm actually looking forward to.

Can crushing sambo champion!

Spoiler

Softball for TheNatural and Scooter.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Instead of calling it the interim championship, they should call it the people's championship. Whoever emerges from that epic scrap will be a true warrior satisfying the spirit of combat.