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MMA |OT3| When you lose you're a can, when you win you're unstoppable.

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Host Samurai

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Screw Titan FC. The big event is the rematch everyone wants to see. The UFC GOAT HW champ, the man that pooped himself inside the octagon on national TV, the one and only......Tim Poops Sylvia vs Andrei Chin Can Arlovski.
 
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TheNatural

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On @themmashow w/ @mauroranallo, @edblackhouse says if @SpiderAnderson fights @GeorgesStPierre it will be at a catch weight of 178 pds

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TheNatural

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Heel said:
MMA-GAF applicant questionnaire:

1) Who is Raj Kundra, and what does he want, baddy?
2) Who would parrotbeak dress up as to win lifetime ProElite tickets?
3) Who does Jon Jones fear?
4) Who in the MMA world would you consider good dick?
5) What is captyamato's racial background?

Feel free to add on, friends.
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1) N/A - Bob Sapp is the only relevant BadMMA fighter
2) Trick question - parrot's Buffalo Bill gym stalker will dress up in parrot's skin (after he finishes his paper)
3) His momma
4) Kim Winslow (Capt prefers a Diaz tag team)
5) N/A - Weird teen Jpop stalking isn't a race, it's a disease
 
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Maklershed

Member
Heel said:
MMA-GAF applicant questionnaire:

1) Who is Raj Kundra, and what does he want, baddy?
2) Who would parrotbeak dress up as to win lifetime ProElite tickets?
3) Who does Jon Jones fear?
4) Who in the MMA world would you consider good dick?
5) What is captyamato's racial background?

Feel free to add on, friends.
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The only one I know is 2 - Minnowaman (and I know Capt's answer to 4 is 'the Diaz brothers')

Another question for the questionnaire ...

6) Did Jesus tap?
 
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FACE

Banned
Heel said:
MMA-GAF applicant questionnaire:

1) Who is Raj Kundra, and what does he want, baddy?
2) Who would parrotbeak dress up as to win lifetime ProElite tickets?
3) Who does Jon Jones fear?
4) Who in the MMA world would you consider good dick?
5) What is captyamato's racial background?

Feel free to add on, friends.
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1) Submission? NO BADDY, KNOCKOUT!
2) Minowaman?
3)
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4) Nick and Nate Diaz
5) He's k
white.

Maklershed said:
The only one I know is 2 - Minnowaman (and I know Capt's answer to 4 is 'the Diaz brothers')

Another question for the questionnaire ...

6) Did Jesus tap?
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6) Yes, he tapped verbally.

Edit: Here's another question: How much porn does it aint easy beeing cheezy watches daily?
 
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Heel

Member
Glad we have guys like Ben Fowlkes in the media. Basically echoing the sentiments of anyone with a sound mind between their ears.

http://mmajunkie.com/news/30365/a-g...game-in-the-wake-of-ufc-151s-cancellation.mma

It's a career-defining move by Jones, and not in the good way. His reasoning and his rationale make some degree of sense when they're explained, but I wonder how many people will take the time to listen to that explanation? It's kind of amazing how many people – not just fans, but fellow fighters as well – were willing to accept White's description of UFC 151 as an event killed by co-conspirators Jones and Jackson. They didn't even think to blame the UFC for throwing up its hands and canceling the event, nor did they stop to consider that maybe – just maybe – if the organization hadn't backed up the Jones-Henderson main event with a relatively weak undercard, the whole thing might have been salvageable.

Let's not forget that one of the things that has separated MMA from boxing over the years is the approach to crafting a pay-per-view. Boxing is all about the main event whereas the UFC has succeeded in part by selling us on a complete fight card. Or at least, it's done that in the past. Whether due to circumstances or an overstretched roster, it didn't do it here, and it paid the price when the worst-case scenario reared its menacing head.
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Maklershed

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Friends - a question: I know UFC tickets are probably sold with a billion stipulations and disclaimers and probably even a line to the effect "event subject to change or cancellation" but despite that do you think its possible someone will sue Zuffa for not putting on the event despite the fact that not only they easily could have but there's been 11 years of precedence of scratched/changed main events without cancellation in the past?

Also - @bokamotoESPN: Lorenzo Fertitta told http://t.co/iXA4NWSi that Shogun also turned down the Jones fight in Toronto. Nobody talking about that detail.

This cancellation is starting to sound like Jones fault only in that nobody wanted to fight him except Sonnen (who Bones presumably felt wasn't worthy of a title shot against him)
 
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polyh3dron

Banned
Maklershed said:
Friends - a question: I know UFC tickets are probably sold with a billion stipulations and disclaimers and probably even a line to the effect "event subject to change or cancellation" but despite that do you think its possible someone will sue Zuffa for not putting on the event despite the fact that not only they easily could have but there's been 11 years of precedence of scratched/changed main events without cancellation in the past?

Also - @bokamotoESPN: Lorenzo Fertitta told http://t.co/iXA4NWSi that Shogun also turned down the Jones fight in Toronto. Nobody talking about that detail.

This cancellation is starting to sound like Jones fault only in that nobody wanted to fight him except Sonnen (who Bones presumably felt wasn't worthy of a title shot against him)
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1. No, what the UFC did is not illegal. Card subject to change and all that.

2. I ain't mad at Shogun turning down a title shot on 8 days notice, or Machida for that matter. Shael's crazy for wanting to fight on such little notice, but hey, Shael's gonna Shael. Chicken Bones turning down such a fight when he's had a full camp and Shael has had no camp is a bitch move though.
Plywood said:
Punk has his own head up his ass.
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SO MUCH DISRESPECT
 
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Plywood

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polyh3dron said:
SO MUCH DISRESPECT
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He has the belt, now he wants the main event. Greedy motherfucker.
Ninja Scooter said:
Punk could totally pretend fight someone on 8 days notice. Unfortunately a real fight takes more preparation than just deciding when the ref will act like he's distracted so you can hit your opponent with a chair and pin them.
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Punk trains bjj with Gracie's over the internet. Surely he would defeat Jon purely with resolve and a flying elbow drop from the top of the octagon.
 
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TheKaeptain

Banned
TheNatural said:
1) N/A - Bob Sapp is the only relevant BadMMA fighter
2) Trick question - parrot's Buffalo Bill gym stalker will dress up in parrot's skin (after he finishes his paper)
3) His momma
4) Kim Winslow (Capt prefers a Diaz tag team)
5) N/A - Weird teen Jpop stalking isn't a race, it's a disease
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Yo I fucking hate Jpop
 
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