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[Jamie OD]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hUDUU2GD6I

Anderson Silva in the new Budweiser ad over in Brazil.

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Oh, also Steven Seagal and Bruce Buffer too.

 

[Fersis]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hUDUU2GD6I

Anderson Silva in the new Budweiser ad over in Brazil.

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Oh, also Steven Seagal and Bruce Buffer too.

Awesome stuff right there.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

does that coincide with Budweiser releasing a new can?

 

[Heel]

does that coincide with Budweiser releasing a new can?

Yeah, after the Chael fight. Anderson is the can.

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Thanks for the softball friend.

 

[TheNatural]

Yeah, after the Chael fight. Anderson is the can.

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Thanks for the softball friend.

Chael crushes cans by laying on them? That's impressive, I got a bag of them if he wants to come over, it would save me some time.

 

[parrotbeak]

Chael crushes cans by laying on them? That's impressive, I got a bag of them if he wants to come over, it would save me some time.

It'll take him 25 minutes just to do one.

 

[TheNatural]

It'll take him 25 minutes just to do one.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

It'll take him 25 minutes just to do one.

It would take him 25 minutes but in the final two minutes the can catches him in a triangle choke.

 

[Heel]

It would take him 25 minutes but in the final two minutes the can catches him in a triangle choke.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Chael crushes cans by laying on them? That's impressive, I got a bag of them if he wants to come over, it would save me some time.

He will cut a mean promo on that bag, my friend.

 

[Ad Infinitum]

I don't follow MMA and am not a huge fan but i'm really excited for Sonnen V Silva II.

 

[Norml]

I wonder if he got hurt.

UFC Light Heavyweight champ Jon "Bones" Jones was arrested early this morning for DUI after he totaled his Bentley in upstate New York ... TMZ has learned.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/19/jon-jones-ufc-arrested-dui/

 

[op_ivy]

douche

 

[parrotbeak]

LMAO that was fast.

Also Car confirmed as GOAT.

 

[Heel]

There goes your squeaky clean poster boy, Uncle Dana. Time to embrace the heel turn.

 

[op_ivy]

will his "holier than thou" attitude go away after this?

 

[TheNatural]

There goes your squeaky clean poster boy, Uncle Dana. Time to embrace the heel turn.

I already thought he was a heel the way some people act about him.

I expect to him to respond with the "it is what it is and we all make mistakes and learn from them" line to piss haters off even more.

PS - Also, any vehicular crime from a fighter from now on can't reach legend status unless it's in a monster truck.

 

[parrotbeak]

He is a heel. Being UFC poster boy doesn't mean he's not. Dana is a heel too.

 

[dream]

What's the funniest part of this? Bones Jones driving drunk? Bones Jones driving drunk at 5am? Bones Jones totalling the Bentley he bragged about owning? Bones Jones being bailed out by his mommy?

 

[Heel]

What's the funniest part of this? Bones Jones driving drunk? Bones Jones driving drunk at 5am? Bones Jones totalling the Bentley he bragged about owning? Bones Jones being bailed out by his mommy?

Jon Jones moving to lightweight instead of heavyweight.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I wonder if he got hurt.


http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/19/jon-jones-ufc-arrested-dui/

 

[TheKaeptain]

What's the funniest part of this? Bones Jones driving drunk? Bones Jones driving drunk at 5am? Bones Jones totalling the Bentley he bragged about owning? Bones Jones being bailed out by his mommy?

I think it's Bones snitching on people about weed. Bragging about it years later like it makes him a good person and than getting drunk and putting other peoples lives in danger.



Edit: Dream please make a thread. This is your time. You've never stopped believing he was a wank. Do it dream

 

[TheNatural]

I like Jones, I thinks he gets too much BS from haters reading what they want to read in what he says and being "cocky" - like any dominant athlete.

I think I'll post this in the OT though for that one Jones fan that always posts about him obnoxiously in the UFC threads. Forget his name.

 

[TheNatural]

I think it's Bones snitching on people about weed. Bragging about it years later like it makes him a good person and than getting drunk and putting other peoples lives in danger.

It's funny how many people take this quote when he actually said something like "I'm the kind of person who does this" instead of actually giving an actual example and bragging about it.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm going to make the thread right now.

 

[Heel]

I think I'll post this in the OT though for that one Jones fan that always posts about him obnoxiously in the UFC threads. Forget his name.

Don't kick Ninja Scooter while he's down.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Looks like Jones is boned.

 

[TheKaeptain]

TheNatural you suck.


"UFC Champ Jon Jones T-Bones His Bentley and Gets Arrested"

The perfect pun in title was right there and you missed it.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Rofl. Natalie's triumphant return from live journal is a sucess,

 

[TheNatural]

Ugh. TMZ just had to put a picture of Chyna on the same page about her collapsing at a porn convention. WHY.

 

[TheNatural]

Should I complete the nWo invasion of OT with a Barnett vs. Cormier official thread?

 

[bone_and_sinew]

Should I complete the nWo invasion of OT with a Barnett vs. Cormier official thread?

Go for it. It's the last Strikeforce card that will ever matter anyway.

 

[Chamber]

There goes your squeaky clean poster boy, Uncle Dana. Time to embrace the heel turn.

Will he start signing autographs as Jon Jones DUI 2012, friend?

 

[TheKaeptain]

I love how all his fans are not posting in the thread.

 

[bone_and_sinew]

They're ducking that thread as if they were 145ers ducking Aldo.

 

[TheNatural]

I love how all his fans are not posting in the thread.

Astro is in there.

 

[Heel]

Should I complete the nWo invasion of OT with a Barnett vs. Cormier official thread?

UFC-GAF has no idea who these bums are.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Astro is in there.

He's the only one. If he saved a child from a burning building a 100 different posters would be giving their golden boy props.

 

[Jaladinozozo]

: )

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Jon Jones moving to lightweight instead of heavyweight.

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[TheNatural]

How did we miss this one today from TMZ too?

EXCLUSIVE: Dana White -- Former MMA Fighter Threatens to Legit Kill UFC President

UFC Prez Dana White is on the receiving end of some terrifying death threats from an ex-MMA fighter who says he plans to "shoot [Dana] right in the head" -- and now cops are on the case.

It's unclear what started the beef, but the wannabe fighter -- Dan Quinn -- has gone off the hinges, leaving voicemail messages threatening to blow up Dana's offices and put a bullet in the back of his head.

Quinn's fighting career spanned nine years from 2001-2010. He never fought in the UFC, but did face off against a couple of future UFC fighters, including 2004 heavyweight champ Frank Mir (Quinn got beat). Quinn has made rambling threats against White for several years on YouTube, but they escalated recently after Quinn somehow got Dana's private work number and left chilling messages.

In the voicemails, obtained by TMZ, the delusional Quinn accuses White of sending in henchmen to kill him, claiming, "I just want you to know, since you're bringing that to me, you should be worried about your own safety, bitch."Quinn adds, "I'm gonna shoot you right in the head motherf**ker."

The voicemails get even weirder -- one from a guy (presumably Quinn) speaking in an Irish accent and calling himself "Paddy O'Neill." The "Irish" interloper then makes several threats.We're told White has never met or spoken with Quinn -- sources say the Prez never ever heard of the dude until last week, when the voicemail threats got crazy.White's security team turned the voicemails over to the Vegas PD, which is currently investigating. Calls to Dan Quinn were not returned.

http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/19/dana-white-ufc-death-threats/

Wow it is a bad fucking week for Dana.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Why do people question TMZ? It's one of the most reliable gossip sites out there. They break everything and never publish unless they know it is true.

 

[TheNatural]

Why do people question TMZ? It's one of the most reliable gossip sites out there. They break everything and never publish unless they know it is true.

Who is?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

How did we miss this one today from TMZ too?



http://www.tmz.com/2012/05/19/dana-white-ufc-death-threats/

Wow it is a bad fucking week for Dana.

If the headline said legit kill instead of just kill I would have lost it.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Who is?

Twitter MMA reporters and just people online. I've noticed it whenever they are the first to break news.

If the headline said legit kill instead of just kill I would have lost it.

Tell gaffer Bi-Ri to change it.

 

[TheNatural]

This psycho is on #1 of Cracked's top 7 crazy athletes. #2 is a former MMA fighter as well.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-athletes-who-had-more-crazy-than-talent_p2/

Heel, we need to get together to make a crazy MMA top 10. Sapp and Rampage are mandatory inclusions.

 

[Heel]

This psycho is on #1 of Cracked's top 7 crazy athletes. #2 is a former MMA fighter as well.

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-athletes-who-had-more-crazy-than-talent_p2/

Heel, we need to get together to make a crazy MMA top 10. Sapp and Rampage are mandatory inclusions.

I don't think we do it any better than Seanbaby. He'd probably be the perfect fit for this thread seeing as he was a video game writer who now covers the lighter side of MMA. Someone put up the bat signal.

Anyway, see you guys for Strikeforce.

 

[TheNatural]

Showtime prelims are at 8 EST.

 

[bloodydrake]

Showtime prelims are at 8 EST.

and goddamn Canadian Superchannel.ca is playing repeats of old fights from previous rounds of the Grand Prix insteadof the prelims.

First Shaw Drops Hdnet now this..its getting real hard to watch BadMMA around these parts.

 

[sazabirules]

Prelims are on the Showtime website I think. Nevermind it is on Showtime Extreme.