Support NeoGAF

[Triggerhappytel]

The life-giving, nurturing female body is filthy and should be covered at all times. Severed heads are still A-OK.

Ha ha, what an amusing juxtaposition. Silhouette boobs - absolutely not. Implied decapitation - whatever.

 

[Halcyon]

TIL a silhouette of a breast is the same as stabbing someone in the dick.

This made me laugh.

 

[Malreyn]

She is simply smoking......

Spoiler

Take that as you will....

 

[Halcyon]

I just fractured my orbital I rolled my eyes so hard. Children. Really? Any child who's ventured outside sees women with low cut clothing. And lets not pretend cleavage is commensurate to a face being blown apart or genital mutilation. We both know that's disingenuous.

Low cut clothing is different than underboob and what appears to be nipple.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Would by dat poster whenever its available

For any newbie Eva Green fans:

 

[Loxley]

My mind is blown that Eva Green is only 33, I thought she was closer to 40.

 

[Mesoian]

Here's a 1519x2250 version.

Saved, will get printed and framed later.

That's stunning.

I've seen worse perfume ads on buses

#dead. Holy shit.

 

[dan2026]

Oh no a child! Seeing a boob! Whatever will we do!?

Its not like they have ever seen one before....

 

[strafer]

Got milk?

 

[Borgnine]

There is no nipple, but your brain fills it in, like the blind spot effect.

 

[Siegcram]

Low cut clothing is different than underboob and what appears to be nipple.

Neither has any negative influence on anyone.
American censorship standards are completely out of whack.

 

[stufte]

There is no nipple, but your brain fills it in, like the blind spot effect.

I should start viewing people in my blind spot.

Now everyone is a giant nipple. DAMN YOU BRAIN.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

I mean, I'm gay, and I'd still like to touch her boobs. Just to feel them. See what they're like.

 

[Nameless]

Low cut clothing is different than underboob and what appears to be nipple.

Look, I understand why they rejected it, I just think it's ridiculous. I randomly encounter similar amounts of titty meat on a regular basis.

 

[Zoe]

I just fractured my orbital I rolled my eyes so hard. Children. Really? Any child who's ventured outside sees women with low cut clothing. And lets not pretend cleavage is commensurate to a face being blown apart or genital mutilation. We both know that's disingenuous. You should have a problem with weapons being waved about on posters if you're so concerned about the poor children.

This is cleavage:

The Eva Green poster is full boob.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Stupid MPAA. STUPID MPAA.

 

[Mayyhem]

That gif of that guy rubbing the bell or whatever just made me laugh so much at work.. Now everyone is looking at me. Thanks guys

 

[Borgnine]

I mean, I'm gay, and I'd still like to touch her boobs. Just to feel them. See what they're like.

Bags of sand.

 

[RedNumberFive]

Oh Eva, my love, my muse.

 

[kinggroin]

Women. By far the greatest creation on this planet.

 

[Lamiafusion]

 

[ohlawd]

and she's only 33.

goddess

 

[commedieu]

Reminds me of a time i saw 300 in the theaters.

Parents were in front of me with their kids.. 300 was absolutely fine for them to watch, minus the witch spell scene with the nakedish woman. That got the hands up and the "don't look at the screen."

 

[Halcyon]

Neither has any negative influence on anyone.
American censorship standards are completely out of whack.

Nobody gives a shit about the overarching implications of it. I'm sure there is simply a binder at the guys desk that says "no underboob on movie posters" because he's tired of church groups and angry mothers protesting stuff.

 

[b&jy77VjiKn$#F]

Good lord.

 

[Nameless]

This is cleavage:

The Eva Green poster is full boob.

You will not trick me into posting a naked woman to show the difference between slight cleavage, cleavage, and full boob, Zoe.

 

[CountAntonius]

That's ok Eva's too hot for the MPAA

I'll end up seeing this movie, especially if Eva Green is in AND Jessica Alba.

Mah waifus

Must...not..fap...

 

[OnkelC]

Here's a 1519x2250 version.

good man, thanks for sharing.

Best poster ever ?
Best poster ever.

Bastards.

I'd argue that the Nurse 3D poster with Paz de la Huerta is at least as good, if albeit a bit less mainstreamish.
NSFW yadda yadda:
http://horrorhomework.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/nurse-3d-poster.jpg

 

[stufte]

Maybe if they color her boobs blue it'll pass?

 

[Omegasquash]

Sweet mother of god I won't be able to watch Penny Dreadful without my eyes popping out of my head.

Good LORD that woman is very attractive.

Anyway, boo to the MPAA. Pretty bad form, IMO.

 

[GungHo]

and she's only 33.

goddess

I pegged her for early 40s, but I'm used to people in Hollywood not looking anywhere near their age, except for people like Gary Busey.

 

[DedValve]

It bothers me that her boob silhouette is visible but her arm behind it isn't.

I'm picky.

Damnit can't unsee >.<

 

[Acorn]

Must...not..fap...

By the power of grayskull.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Maybe if they color her boobs blue it'll pass?

I can't believe that THIS was the artwork Marvel and the MPAA approved.

There's so much shit going on here I don't know what to focus on.

Spoiler

My dad works in Advertising as a creative. Insert Mad Men joke here.

 

[Luis_23]

That movie is so underrated.

Yup.

 

[Reversed]

No sir. You can have all the guns and violence, but not a single nipple!

 

[stufte]

Also, this whole thing reminds me of the Zack and Miri posters that were banned:

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/See-The-Zack-And-Miri-Poster-Banned-By-MPAA-10033.html

 

[Mesoian]

 

[Miles Quaritch]

Is this an official poster?

I like it.

 

[kewlmyc]

Dat sideboob. I can see why they would, can't let the small children who play the shoot bangs on the xbox see this.

 

[stufte]

Is this an official poster?



I like it.

nope.

and

 

[thehypocrite]

Eva Green. Beautiful gal.

 

[Ermac]

When is 300/2 coming out on blu ray????

 

[keltickennedy]

Now that's what I call Real D!

 

[jmdajr]

She sure is pretty.

 

[Miles Quaritch]

nope.

Ah, that's a shame.

Still a cool poster though.

 

[Lazyslob]

she's fine

 

[GungHo]

I can't believe that THIS was the artwork Marvel and the MPAA approved.

There's so much shit going on here I don't know what to focus on.

Spoiler

My dad works in Advertising as a creative. Insert Mad Men joke here.

They're not even looking in the same direction. Not even in a Last Supper way. It's a mess.

 

[gogogow]

Wow, I had no idea MPAA have that much control over movies, even fucking posters. What a bunch of prudes.

 

[the_firewithin]

eva green.....perfect woman?

perfect woman