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[TAJ]

Those aren't good at all. Just standard porn tits and they appear to be fake to my eye.

You know nothing. Next you'll be telling me that boobs feel like bags of sand.

 

[Panzon]

I swear to Eva Green is gonna be my wife in my next life time. So perfect

 

[Aselith]

You know nothing. Next you'll be telling me that boobs feel like bags of sand.

Nah, dawg, the feel like a trashbag filled with coconut pudding. DUH

 

[Replicant]

Hmm, sometimes I wish I'm straight so I can appreciate boobies a bit more. Eva's look especially stunning.

 

[Ravek]

I want her to sit on my face.

 

[NoTacos]

Good god. Just......... mmm.

 

[Jintor]

I want her to sit on my face.

I feel like this is an inherently funny phrase.

I blame Airplane

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I need her in my life.

I want to see how many pencils I can slide into her cleavage.

 

[jerry1594]

Like one second after seeing boobs I looked at and appreciated the colorized look they're going for.

 

[CadetMahoney]

If she was packing a huge willy pitching a tent it would be ok.

 

[Dynedom]

God save the Rack

 

[Aaron]

I want to see how many pencils I can slide into her cleavage.

I think you'd have to move up to magic markers.

 

[BPoole]

I want to buy a poster of this

 

[NoTacos]

I want to buy a poster of this

bump.

 

[Pops Maellard]

I want to buy a poster of this

Grab the higher res version from the first page and have one printed; it's relatively easy. Luckily my girlfriend likes Sin City enough that she's ok with this.

Edit: Can't recall if I saw that on Reddit or here, so just in case here it is in 1519x2250.

 

[AHA-Lambda]

God damn, I need that poster.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

Well, I'd be lying if I said that I don't see why.

Obviously because it misrepresents Eva Green's character, i.e. her nipples have been photoshopped out.

 

[Nokterian]

I need her in my life.

One damn fine women indeed...

 

[orochi91]

One damn fine women indeed...

They look nowhere near that impressive when she's naked. Mediocre tits :/

Cute face though.

 

[Nokterian]

They look nowhere near that impressive when she's naked. Mediocre tits :/

Cute face though.

Boobs how do they work? Didn't you see 300 Rise of a Empire? I mean seeing it in 3d was even better and they look glorious, don't mind if i hold them for a day. Seeing on wikipedia she is one year older then me..i need this women also in my life

 

[Aselith]

They look nowhere near that impressive when she's naked. Mediocre tits :/

Cute face though.

Why do you try to spread these lies?

 

[Log4Girlz]

I haven't seen much of Eva Green. Had no idea she's done topless work. I learned this in my researches.

 

[CosmicGroinPull]

I haven't seen much of Eva Green. Had no idea she's done topless work. I learned this in my researches.

She's done more than topless work.... *wink*

 

[Log4Girlz]

She's done more than topless work.... *wink*

I didn't see insertion, should I look for insertion?

 

[Femmeworth]

Clearly their real complaint was Frank Miller's name being listed on the poster twice. That shit ain't safe for no one.

 

[SyNapSe]

She won the gene lottery. She gets those stunning eyes and the tits; can't be resisted

 

[MANGOD]

What a set of tits, UNBELIEVABLE

 

[Ithil]

They look nowhere near that impressive when she's naked. Mediocre tits :/

Cute face though.

You must be in the wrong thread, this is about Eva Green.

 

[demon]

I haven't seen much of Eva Green. Had no idea she's done topless work. I learned this in my researches.

Dude, she's shown it all.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Hmm, sometimes I wish I'm straight so I can appreciate boobies a bit more. Eva's look especially stunning.

Breh, you don't have to be straight to appreciate a nice set of boobs.

 

[charsace]

Those aren't good at all. Just standard porn tits and they appear to be fake to my eye.

Her tits are real and they are great.

 

[KalBalboa]

Excellent gif.

 

[y2dvd]

I actually like her 2nd poster more but dang that 1st poster is hot.

 

[orochi91]

Why do you try to spread these lies?

I like them big and round, not half-full and droopy XD

 

[TheRedSnifit]

I like them big and round, not half-full and droopy XD

So you like them fake.

 

[spekkeh]

Conan what is best in life?

Eva Green.

 

[riotous]

So you like them fake.

Everyone oggling the OP is oggling a drawing of a breast that isn't Eva Green's.. so everyone here is a bit guilty of enjoying "fake" breasts. She does have a great rack, but that doesn't appear to be it lol.

 

[Tugatrix]

They look nowhere near that impressive when she's naked. Mediocre tits :/

Cute face though.

 

[orochi91]

So you like them fake.

Nah, Google Holly Peers. Those breasts are fantastic; they look "fuller", but not
bolted on like implants tend to look.

:3

 

[Carbonox]

Fuck the MPAA, the public needs to do its duty and print out thousands of copies of the poster and stick them up everywhere. Buy advertisement board space, etc. DO IT.

 

[jonezer4]

If her nipple was exploding into chunks of flesh it'd be fine.

I get your joke, but in actuality, mixing sex with violence is one of the things the MPAA dings the most.

 

[Dead Man]

Why does the MPAA have a say in posters?

 

[adamsapple]

You know nothing. Next you'll be telling me that boobs feel like bags of sand.

 

[a secret-boss]

Should have put some Orange and Blue

 

[Live Free or Die]

Here's a 1519x2250 version.

Awesome poster. could someone make that into an iPhone 5 wallpaper please?

 

[inm8num2]

Eva Green responds.

"I'm not actually naked on the poster," she told Vanity Fair. "I find it a bit odd. It seems like it's all just publicity—a lot of noise for nothing. You have so many more violent things in the movie business and this is kind of soft. I'm not naked. It's suggested. I find it really sexy, actually. It’s kind of beautiful. But if it shocks people, I don't know what to do about it. I don't want to upset anybody. I don’t want to be seen as just the femme fatale or put into some silly box. I hope that people will have enough imagination."

 

[DoktorEvil]

Eva Green responds.

She's right. A lot of studio have gotten away with more violence in their posters but God Forbid you show a suggestive hint at sexuality.

Saw and the awful sequels got away with doing that.

 

[Number45]

I hope that people will have enough imagination.

Yes, yes I do.

 

[Bishop89]

that poster isnt even PG.

 

[Savitar]

Strap guns across her boobs and it'll be okay.