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[Ash Sparrow]

I been to this place before, but I have never used the bathroom. Supermarket bathroom.

 

[Ikutachi]

No fetish threads.

 

[Ionian]

So nice they filmed it twice on the channel on separate dates.

With the same 8 bit music, this person has either a fetish or ... nah just a fetish.

Is this you OP?

The Movie Review Warriors
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[Ash Sparrow]

Nah its my brother. I never thought that he might have a poop fetish. Any idea on how to ring this up in conversation?

 

[poodaddy]

What the fuck? I feel like I took something. What was that video? What is this thread? Who are you? Who am I? Is Keith Richards a mummy?

 

[Ikutachi]

What the fuck? I feel like I took something. What was that video? What is this thread? Who are you? Who am I? Is Keith Richards a mummy?

Username isn't checking out.

 

[Ionian]

Nah its my brother. I never thought that he might have a poop fetish. Any idea on how to ring this up in conversation?

Ring /sphincter. Dude you could have a field day with it.

Ask him if he has any crappy hobbies?

You know what they say about the perpetrator returning to the scene of the crime.

He didn't even wash his hands, evidence everywhere.

 

[Tranquil]

I used to shop at food 4 less years ago, would use their bathroom all the time, there was always piss on the walls for some reason. I never once washed my hands, since I know they most likely peed on the sink and handles.

 

[triplestation]

 

[AlteredForms]

You created a thread about your brother and then posted a horrendous toilet? OP you need to start announcing yourself before you pull a stunt like this man. Spoiler tags were invented for this very reason.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

I'm going to have a serious talk with him in about 30 minutes.

 

[EverythingsOverrated]

Bathroom disasters are usually hilarious. I have some decent stories.

This one is a decent 6/10 - this would actually be one of the cleaner public shitters if it were in San Francisco.

 

[Ash Sparrow]

I actually told him about this thread he couldnt stop laughing guess he feels GAF is funny.

Me: So I posted that video you did about Food 4 Less on GAF and some of them seem to think you have a problem?

Him: Huh, what kinda problem?

Me: A poop fetish. Do you know what a Sphincter is?

Him: Spengler like Egon

Me: Hell no you already ruined my childhood the time I caught you with *redacted*

Me: Not Egon

Me: Its like a round thing in the anus that..never mind

Him: What is GAF?

Me: Its like full of people who know about this fetish stuff, like they suck toes, eat booty, granny stuff and they can tell if you over

paid on an Italian meal.

Him: Oh you mean Gaming Age

Me: You know about GAF?

Him: I do not have a fetish laughing.

Me: But that time you came out of the bathroom and poop was smeared on the fan? And you filmed the bathroom at Food for less twice playing 8 bit music. And someone said you were returning to the scene of he crime.

Him: GAF is hilarious.

Me: I dunno, some of the things you have done raise flags. I even think the brown berry bread you eat might be code for something now.

Him: laughs

 

[Cravis]

 

[haxan7]

If you go to a fried chicken restaurant and the bathroom looks like that, you know the fried chicken is about to be THE BOMB.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

So your brother bought cheap food and it gave him turbo shits that you filmed and shared with us? I didn't read OP.