Okay. My roommate has a pain in the ass, whiny, nasal bitch girlfriend who from Sept-Nov was here more than I was. She pays no rent. When I bring this up, my roommate screams and yells about how he can have whomever he wants over. I tell him that if she starts paying 1/3rd the rent, then he's right. Two weeks before Thanksgiving he "gives me his word" that she won't be back again until New Years. Shocker, she spends 6 days of Thanksgiving week over here. I spoke to him about this before she arrived, and he gave me a sob story about being alone for the holiday (he's getting a divorce) for the first time. I say it's cool that she stays for two days, and of course, he fucks me.
After she leaves, we have a discussion about it, and he gets angry, screams, and eventually, after me saying I want out of the lease, agrees that she won't come over more than once a month. They break this in Januaray, but I was in the hospital when she came over the 3rd time, so apparently that doesn't count. They broke it in Feb, and now they've broken the deal in March. She was here the first weekend, and now she has been here since Weds. When she got here, he said she would be here for two days.
I told him tonight "I'm not going to get into an argument about this - she's been here 5 days, and you have broken the deal repeatedly. I will get the release for you to sign by friday." He gave a me a "Fuck You" stomped off, slammed a door, came back, screamed that my girlfriend is here all the time (A total of 5 nights since Jan 1st) and "So I can't see my girlfriend over spring break?" I tell Mr. Word is my Bond that slamming doors and hiding in his room isn't going to make this problem go away, but that seems to be his solution. The bitch is still here too.
Other Awesome things he does:
1637 minutes on the phone this month and won't answer my beeps
8 rotten things in the fridge last week, and he told me "yeah, you can go ahead and throw them out."
Opens his window when the heat is on because 68 degrees is "unbearable."
Has 5 or 6 guns, leaves ammo laying around and has a 5 gallon bucket of empty shells in his doorway.
Loses my mail. I asked for a package, he said it never came. A month later he gave it to me, and said it was under his car seat.
Leaves filthy dishes everywhere, pans with grease in them, and food out for days at a time.
I need revenge somehow. I am stuck here for a while, so putting a sardine in the shower curtain rod and that sort of thing won't work
He's in the Navy, he's a homophobe that loves guns, so I figured a good thing to do would be to get all sorts of good gay pride mail sent here. Problem is, everything I can find is just email.
He has quite the assortment of guns, but I don't think they're illegal, at least from what I can tell by reading the laws online, so I am out of luck there. Yes, I know he'll probably end up shooting me.
He's a slob, so me being messy isn't going to cause him any angst.
I know there are some good computer pranks I can do to fuck up his mouse and shit, so if you have a good one, lemme know.
Other than that, I'd love to hear ideas. Even I do nothing, I will feel better. Thanks!
After she leaves, we have a discussion about it, and he gets angry, screams, and eventually, after me saying I want out of the lease, agrees that she won't come over more than once a month. They break this in Januaray, but I was in the hospital when she came over the 3rd time, so apparently that doesn't count. They broke it in Feb, and now they've broken the deal in March. She was here the first weekend, and now she has been here since Weds. When she got here, he said she would be here for two days.
I told him tonight "I'm not going to get into an argument about this - she's been here 5 days, and you have broken the deal repeatedly. I will get the release for you to sign by friday." He gave a me a "Fuck You" stomped off, slammed a door, came back, screamed that my girlfriend is here all the time (A total of 5 nights since Jan 1st) and "So I can't see my girlfriend over spring break?" I tell Mr. Word is my Bond that slamming doors and hiding in his room isn't going to make this problem go away, but that seems to be his solution. The bitch is still here too.
Other Awesome things he does:
1637 minutes on the phone this month and won't answer my beeps
8 rotten things in the fridge last week, and he told me "yeah, you can go ahead and throw them out."
Opens his window when the heat is on because 68 degrees is "unbearable."
Has 5 or 6 guns, leaves ammo laying around and has a 5 gallon bucket of empty shells in his doorway.
Loses my mail. I asked for a package, he said it never came. A month later he gave it to me, and said it was under his car seat.
Leaves filthy dishes everywhere, pans with grease in them, and food out for days at a time.
I need revenge somehow. I am stuck here for a while, so putting a sardine in the shower curtain rod and that sort of thing won't work
He's in the Navy, he's a homophobe that loves guns, so I figured a good thing to do would be to get all sorts of good gay pride mail sent here. Problem is, everything I can find is just email.
He has quite the assortment of guns, but I don't think they're illegal, at least from what I can tell by reading the laws online, so I am out of luck there. Yes, I know he'll probably end up shooting me.
He's a slob, so me being messy isn't going to cause him any angst.
I know there are some good computer pranks I can do to fuck up his mouse and shit, so if you have a good one, lemme know.
Other than that, I'd love to hear ideas. Even I do nothing, I will feel better. Thanks!
