sleverfunk
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Satisfy her OP you might regret if she finds other guys who can satisfy her needs.
my wife keeps buggin me for sex
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There's probably a neat little project in compiling all the polls on GAF over the last few years.
neoism
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seriously OP are you 77 years old or something.... man quit being stupid and go have sex with your wife...
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CarpeDeezNutz
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Pics of wife been posted?
Davey Cakes
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While sex is great and all, if you're not in the mood for it, you're not in the mood for it. Period. It's not just some thing you automatically do all the time without question or hesitation (though some people will say otherwise).
Best when both sides are in it 100%.
That said, regularly rejecting sex may be an issue.
Best when both sides are in it 100%.
That said, regularly rejecting sex may be an issue.
Hahaahaha all women do when it comes to picnics. They are not going to f**K James from accounting because you don't want to sit at some park watching other people eat, while screaming at their kids.
OPs relation could be in for some serious damage if he doesn't grow up.
cubicle47b
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Maybe she should have done something romantic for him like bought him flowers or given him a massage. Women think they're entitled to sex without working for it.
Kamina
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When my GF wants sex she has methods to bring me in mood.
Skyrim is wrapped around my heart though <3
Ambition
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Kamina
Golden Boy
i don't know if it is a good idea to make his wife and his wifu acquainted.
Watch hentai with her
Why does his waifu look like an early teenager? Is OPs problem that his girlfriend is too old?
Watch hentai with her
Oh, if you haven't, check out Shin Angel (or New Angel), hilarious comedy. Just skip the first episode. About a dude who accidentally has sex with girls that isn't his crush.
Live Free or Die
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I thought joke accounts weren't allowed?
biggersmaller
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Your choice is video games or sex?
I fucking hate you.
I fucking hate you.
I usually pick video games OP. You can't just give her what she wants on-demand all the time...that'll make her complacent.
At this point in my marriage, it's pretty much settled that she's my property, so I just throw her a bone every once in a while. But mostly, I deny her my essence to let her know who is in control. Sometimes I make a deal where if she watches me playing Skyrim and compliments me on how well I'm doing, I'll give her some sex. Unfortunately, since we go so long in between sessions, I cum in like under a minute, but I just tell her that's better than nothing.
At this point in my marriage, it's pretty much settled that she's my property, so I just throw her a bone every once in a while. But mostly, I deny her my essence to let her know who is in control. Sometimes I make a deal where if she watches me playing Skyrim and compliments me on how well I'm doing, I'll give her some sex. Unfortunately, since we go so long in between sessions, I cum in like under a minute, but I just tell her that's better than nothing.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Skyrim sucks play Arcanum instead.
Kamina
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ahahaha
But modded skyrim is like the best rpg ever so...
King Mac of Furry Frog
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If you don't want to have sex with her why did you marry her?
blame space
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First of all, it is not sex, you must not call it that. It is making love. There is a secret to it, and I am going to tell it to you now.
You must withhold stimulation. Enter her only slightly, then withdraw. Wait until she is mad with desire, begging you to penetrate. Then, then a bit more.. but withdraw again. Then you must wait and withhold until she demands it, and even then you give her nothing! Then all you have to do is touch her and she will explode.
And that my son is the art of making love.
You must withhold stimulation. Enter her only slightly, then withdraw. Wait until she is mad with desire, begging you to penetrate. Then, then a bit more.. but withdraw again. Then you must wait and withhold until she demands it, and even then you give her nothing! Then all you have to do is touch her and she will explode.
And that my son is the art of making love.
How About No
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Man I wish I had this problem and I've never even played Skyrim (got bored of Oblivion partway through)
Assume? lol there's no need it's macuser
Assume? lol there's no need it's macuser
Yeah, I kinda figured it would be that. Are polls so sacred that lowly juniors shouldn't have the privilege of voting on them? Well, I will cast my vote in writing:
Agree to have sex with your wife but only if she roleplays as a Whiterun guard, wears a guard helmet, and calls you Dragonborn while you fus roh da that poose.
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