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Mythwrecked: Ambrosia (gay Greek gods) peaks at 45 CCU

Cyberpunkd

Member
I will even simp for Polygon here: https://www.polygon.com/gaming/495089/mythwrecked-ambrosia-island-impressions

Let me set the stage:
It’s always fun to see a new retelling of Greek myths, especially when that retelling makes Athena nonbinary, turtlenecked, and blue-haired; Aphrodite short and curvy; and Hephaestus jacked, red-headed, and using a wheelchair.

How is this monumental piece of interactive art doing?


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Saber

Member
A grass sprouting from the ground simulator sounds like a more interesting idea than this. Aways wonder how those ideas for projects are put on the table.
More interesting is people who still believe games like this don't fail because of being woke but because they are bad games.
 

RagnarokIV

Battlebus imprisoning me \m/ >.< \m/
Fucken amazing lol

Especially when the trailer opens with all the ‘awards’ the game has won.

Great comment on the article:
Nefrarya:

I saw someone complaining that the depiction of these mythological figures wasn't realistic enough (i.e. white). Don't be that someone.
I feel the promo material is very clear on what you can expect. If that doesn't appeal to you, you are allowed to just walk away.

Yes mate, we did all walk away.
 
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tkscz

Member
I will even simp for Polygon here: https://www.polygon.com/gaming/495089/mythwrecked-ambrosia-island-impressions

Let me set the stage:


How is this monumental piece of interactive art doing?


Dj Khaled GIF by Music Choice
I don't wish failure upon anything. I don't go around looking for games I want to bomb. That said, I really hope they weren't expecting a large audience to buy this game because it's not going to happen. The art is ugly. Whether you like or hate the awkward IOD (Inclusiveness Obsessive Disorder), you can't deny that the art is just ugly. Characters look sick, eyes are puffy like they have the flu and haven't been sleeping well.

Got to love that Polygon spent all of a single paragraph talking about the gameplay but not telling you what the gameplay is, how you interact with objects, is it an RPG, adventure game, puzzle game and if it's a puzzle game, what kind of puzzles. All I know if the gods give you stuff and you fix the island. Doesn't say if it's like Minecraft, or Animal Crossing New Horizons or a mobile game where you just click on the thing you want to unlock with the thing you were given.

Again, I don't wish it failure, if there is an audience for something make it for them. But the audience for games like this are forever broke, and don't actually play video games.

I present down syndrome aphrodite. GAF would you hit it?
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As NeoGaf's Caloric Conquistador, I can quite quickly say no. I've said it before and I'll say it again, they make ugly characters, even the fat ones.

Whats more her description was curvy but she has the curves of cinder block. Her body's proportions don't make sense here. Like they tried to give her a big belly too but didn't know how and ended up with this mess. Her neck is extra long because her head is of a fat woman who wouldn't have a neck but they didn't know how to draw that so they gave her a neck and it looks terrible. And again with the fat women with cheek bones somehow.
 
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Cyberpunkd

Member
This reminded me of one "patriotic influencer" (a nut job) lady in France that spoke publicly about something like this: there are hundreds of movies being made in France, financed in large parts by the state that get like 50, 100 tickets sold the week they are out. She quoted one movie that was financed to the tune of 2mln€+ and had 127 tickets sold in the whole of France the day it came out.

I suspect it's exactly the same thing with a lot of these games.
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
“We’ve succeeded in updating every western fairy tale and entertainment property, stripping out everything that made it meaningful and timeless, and replacing it with 21st century wokeness. Where do we go from here? Is there anything else that needs updating for the modern audience?”

“What about Greek mythology? There’s plenty of problematic stuff that needs fixing.”

“Genius!”
 

diffusionx

Gold Member
of all the games they could ahve talked about on Steam, many of which under the radar, many excellent, many that could use exposure, they chose this one.
 

DonkeyPunchJr

World’s Biggest Weeb
Next up, a Modern Audience adaptation of Adam & Eve.

Eve is a lesbian BIPOC girl boss, Adam is a spineless beta loser who gets belittled, bossed around, and shown up by Eve, God is a cruel patriarch whose only goal is to prevent Eve from becoming the brave leader she was always destined to be.

Make it happen, it’ll sell dozens!
 

EviLore

Expansive Ellipses
Staff Member
There's a current movement to "reimagine" everything from antiquity to be like this.

I was in a bookstore a while back and saw this new translation of Ovid's Metamorphoses:

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I flipped through it and was horrified. It's a butchering of the text by an ideologue who saw everything through the lens of modern-day feminism, so she translated it all as rape and victimhood.


"Ovid’s Metamorphoses is an epic poem, but one that upturns almost every convention. There is no main hero, no central conflict, and no sustained objective. What it is about (power, defiance, art, love, abuse, grief, rape, war, beauty, and so on) is as changeable as the beings that inhabit its pages. The sustained thread is power and how it transforms us, both those of us who have it and those of us who do not. For those who are brutalized and traumatized, transformation is often the outward manifestation of their trauma. A beautiful virgin is caught in the gaze of someone more powerful who rapes or tries to rape them, and they ultimately are turned into a tree or a lake or a stone or a bird. The victim’s objectification is clear: They are first a visual object, then a sexual object, and finally simply an object. Around 50 of the epic’s tales involve rape or attempted rape of women. Past translations have obscured or mitigated Ovid’s language so that rape appears to be consensual sex. Through her translation, McCarter considers the responsibility of handling sexual and social dynamics.

Then why continue to read Ovid? McCarter proposes Ovid should be read because he gives us stories through which we can better explore ourselves and our world, and he illuminates problems that humans have been grappling with for millennia. Careful translation of rape and the body allows readers to see Ovid’s nuances clearly and to better appreciate how ideas about sexuality, beauty, and gender are constructed over time. This is especially important since so many of our own ideas about these phenomena are themselves undergoing rapid metamorphosis, and Ovid can help us see and understand this progression. The Metamorphoses holds up a kaleidoscopic lens to the modern world, one that offers us the opportunity to reflect on contemporary discussions about gender, sexuality, race, violence, art, and identity."
 
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