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[Brakke]

http://www.thedailybeast.com/nasa-denies-that-its-running-a-child-slave-colony-on-mars

There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are. But there are no humans.

On Thursday’s program, the InfoWars host [Alex Jones] welcomed guest Robert David Steele onto The Alex Jones Show, which airs on 118 radio stations nationwide, to talk about kidnapped children he said have been sent on a two-decade mission to space.

“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” said Steele. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

Jones echoed Steele, saying “clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening” because “every time probes go over they turn them off.”

I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea

On Thursday’s Infowars broadcast, Steele alleged the kidnapped children were not only being kidnapped for space labor, but also murdered for their blood and bone marrow.[...]

“This is the original growth hormone,” said Jones.

Terrorize me to adrenalize my blood and then murder me if old.

 

[Autodidact]

Send Alex Jones there to investigate for himself.

 

[HStallion]

Not just kidnapped to work as slave labor on Mars but also have their organs harvested? You've gone too far NASA

 

[Princess Viola]

That's exactly what someone running a child slave colony on Mars would say...

 

[Future]

Can't even tell if this is real life anymore

 

[BennyBlanco]

of course they would deny it

 

[commedieu]

edit, nm.

 

[TheCochese]

The end of days isn't Jesus coming down to smite us all, it's the world normalizing shitgoblins like this.

 

[R10Neymarfan]

Has anyone connected it to Hilary Clinton yet?

 

[cr0w]

Cool, glad we got that cleared up.

 

[NYR]

Hoping NASA sues.

 

[tearsintherain]

Fact: Disney made a movie called Mars Needs Moms in 2011
Fact: the movie bombed in America because of the government
Fact: Mars kids do need moms

It all checks out, folks. THE PROOF IS OUT THERE.

 

[Wag]

Isn't the Stargate to Mars in that pizza palor basement in DC?

 

[Vilix]

The slaves are the kids from New Town. 😮 It all makes sense now.

 

[Darryl M R]

Alex Jones deserves not to have custody of other lifeforms.

This story is funny at first glance but people like him and others that profit from saying outlandish statements need to face consequences.

 

[Speevy]

So will they become Xenomorphs or get eaten by Calvin. Only time will tell.

 

[HStallion]

Has anyone connected it to Hilary Clinton yet?

Who do you think is piloting the rockets to Mars? Like she would let Chelsea or Bill handle such a task.

 

[ahoyhoy]

Comet Ping Pong was just a ruse.

This is the real deal.

 

[CaviarMeths]

I'd say that someone should think of the children, but someone already did because Alex Jones is not the legal guardian of his own children.

 

[Iva Demilcol]

This actually sounds like the plot for an indie game.

 

[30yearsofhurt]

wtf is going on today?

 

[Nutter]

I will never understand how this turd has a following.

 

[sphagnum]

So THIS was the real objective of Podesta!

 

[gaugebozo]

National Aeronautics and Slavery ... fuck.

They even draw their A's like Illuminati signs!

 

[Crossing Eden]

Fuck Alex Jones

 

[JeffZero]

Earth and Mars are both enemies, belta loadas.

 

[RocBase]

wtf is going on today?

.

 

[HStallion]

I will never understand how this turd has a following.

Do you want your kids getting taken and sent to Mars as slaves?

 

[Mr_Antimatter]

The Adeptus Mechanicus denies this strongly.

 

[Rockk]

"20 year ride"

"children"

stfu

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

So what's the over/under on how long before Trump tweets @NASA about this?

 

[Madness]

I swear I am so sick of YouTube full of all this conspiracy shit. I wanted to search where the ISS was live feed they have and got millions of videos on martians on mars, humans on mars, why the earth is flat etc. Who watches this junk? If people doubt American legitimacy, China and India routinely show things like a curved Earth, their rovers crashing into the moon or mars etc.

 

[Ponn]

Has anyone connected it to Hilary Clinton yet?

Obviously these are part of those kids being held under the pizza shop. Obviously.

Has anyone tried to have a reasonable debate with them over this yet? How did it go?

 

[Antiwhippy]

Dan Ryckert has gone too far.

 

[riotous]

Jones is taking his schtick too far.

 

[Mohasus]

This is highly suspicious. Usually companies just say "we don't comment on rumors". I think he is into something.

 

[Dynomutt]

Slowly dying. Idiocracy will be reality.

 

[Random Human]

2017, everyone.

 

[Brakke]

Fact: Disney made a movie called Mars Needs Moms in 2011
Fact: the movie bombed in America because of the government
Fact: Mars kids do need moms

It all checks out, folks. THE PROOF IS OUT THERE.

follow the money mommies

 

[sphagnum]

I swear I am so sick of YouTube full of all this conspiracy shit. I wanted to search where the ISS was live feed they have and got millions of videos on martians on mars, humans on mars, why the earth is flat etc. Who watches this junk? If people doubt American legitimacy, China and India routinely show things like a curved Earth, their rovers crashing into the moon or mars etc.

I watch that stuff a lot for fun. But I never met someone who actually believed any of it until my brother in law's family was over for Memorial Day and his dad started trying to tell my dad about how aliens built the pyramids and how Nibiru is coming back (I guess he didnt get the memo that 2012 already came and went). When my dad asked for his sources he said, literally, "I watch a lot of the youtubes."

 

[hateradio]

Fact: Disney made a movie called Mars Needs Moms in 2011
Fact: the movie bombed in America because of the government
Fact: Mars kids do need moms

It all checks out, folks. THE PROOF IS OUT THERE.

No wonder Damon won best comedy. Life on Mars is perfect for kids!

 

[SolicitorPirate]

Huh. I happened to read this just as I was listening to Dan's Mars mission idea on the Giant Beastcast

 

[HStallion]

Stanly Kubrick isn't dead. He's just kept in captivity by the US government to film fake Mars footage to hide the truth from us.

 

[The Jazz Cabbage Master]

The slaves are the kids from New Town. 😮 It all makes sense now.

 

[sarcastor]

well maybe if Republicans would increase the Nasa budget, it wouldn't take 20 fucking years to get to Mars. Why don't they think of the children?

oh wait, it only takes 150-300 days. I guess they're taking the scenic route?

https://www.universetoday.com/14841/how-long-does-it-take-to-get-to-mars/

 

[Dishwalla]

Man, the things that have to be denied these days.

 

[Kayhan]

How is America this nuts?

 

[Premium Quality]

So Total Recall was not a simulation after all.

 

[Wag]

How is America this nuts?

Remember, the Whitehouse gave this guy press credentials.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

I bet NASA also denies the anime invasion

Oh geez it's already spreading into the office