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[Oersted]

Why did I know Infowars is involved in this

 

[MetroidPrimeRib]

Even Alex Jones has to be taking the piss on this one

Right

 

[Brian_FETO]

You know what NASA is backwards? ASIA. AKA the creators of the global warming hoax

Like we're supposed to believe that communists are above putting children to work on another planet

 

[Alucrid]

good thing megyn kelly woke america up to this nut job

 

[ThreePiMatt]

We had to fake a Moon landing, but we managed to set up a child slave colony on Mars?

 

[HStallion]

good thing megyn kelly woke america up to this nut job

Too bad she didn't wake them up to her show

 

[maquiladora]

.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

Some people can't even get pass the moon landing hoax, how did we reach Mars?

#FlatEarth4Ever

 

[EdibleKnife]

So the children slaughtered on earth by a gun-totting manic., with traumatized parents, full media coverage and the like, they don't exist for Jones and his followers but random unamed children spirited to a hidden NASA labor camp with zero documented proof of existence do?

 

[Alucrid]

Too bad she didn't wake them up to her show

what show?

 

[CrazyDude]

If it takes 20 years to get there, than how can they still be kids when they arrive on Mars? Aren't they just adult slaves?

 

[Bob Coffee]

So is mars whare hillary clintons e-mail servers are because benjamin ghazi used the stargate under the pizza place to cover things up? The truth is out there

Spoiler

/s

 

[statham]

I recently watched a documetary where a kid they said was dead, was alive on mars and even dated britt robertson.

 

[JeffZero]

If it takes 20 years to get there, than how can they still be kids when they arrive on Mars? Aren't they just adult slaves?

The Winter Martian.

 

[BlueTsunami]

Logical extension of pizza gate. How far will these conspiracy theorists extend themselves? Apprently to infinity and beyond.

 

[cameron]

Video in the link. Partial transcript:

ROBERT DAVID STEELE: This may strike your listeners as way out but we actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20 year ride. So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony. There’s all kinds of --

ALEX JONES (HOST): Look, I know that 90 percent of the NASA missions are secret and I’ve been told by high level NASA engineers that you have no idea, there is so much stuff going on. But then it goes off into all that, that’s the kind of thing media jumps on. But I know this: we see a bunch of mechanical wreckage on Mars and people say, “Oh look, it looks like mechanics.” They go, “Oh, you’re a conspiracy theorist.” Clearly they don’t want us looking into what is happening. Every time probes go over they turn them off.

[...]

JONES: Well I don’t know about Mars bases, but I know they’ve created massive, thousands of different types of chimeras that are alien lifeforms on this earth now.

https://www.mediamatters.org/video/...n-kidnapped-and-sent-slave-colony-mars/217109

 

[enzo_gt]

Can't wait to see the Tuck Buckford segment on this.

 

[thecouncil]

What's the crossover between people that believe children are slaves on Mars but don't believe that Trump is being investigated?

 

[akira28]

If it takes 20 years to get there, than how can they still be kids when they arrive on Mars? Aren't they just adult slaves?

I don't think 20 year ride means it takes 20 years to get there. I think at most it takes a year. I'm guessing, and this is a guess now, that the guy means the mission is 20 years long.

 

[UltraMagnanimous]

He's doing this crazy shit purposefully as cover for the other horrible stuff he says. He can now just point to this kinda stuff and say 'look, we're just entertainment. Nobody believes what I say'.

Basically WWE'ing talk radio shows.

 

[Mutant]

 

[Zaventem]

I wish they never responded to this, it's gonna fuel the fire more.

 

[Syf]

Exactly what an organization running a child slave colony on Mars would say.

 

[Ponn]

What's the crossover between people that believe children are slaves on Mars but don't believe that Trump is being investigated?

Too fucking many. And they are all being followed by black shadow op helicopters piloted by obama clones.

 

[CrazyDude]

Also, if you are going to kidnap someone, why would you get kid slaves? Wouldn't adult slaves be better?

I don't think NASA has this planned out very well.

 

[Brakke]

He's doing this crazy shit purposefully as cover for the other horrible stuff he says. He can now just point to this kinda stuff and say 'look, we're just entertainment. Nobody believes what I say'.

Basically WWE'ing talk radio shows.

He already tested this strategy in court and failed so. Full steam ahead, it'll work next time!!

 

[Darg]

Hah i knew that pizza shop was on mars, noone would be stupid enough to put it on earth.

Spoiler

mmm tasty pineapple

 

[SodiumBenzoate]

Maybe Alex really just wants to be the next host of Coast to Coast AM????

 

[JordanN]

We laugh at Alex Jones now but what if he runs for president in 3 years?

 

[woopWOOP]

Really
Fucking Mars

As insane as all the "actor cover-up" conspiracies are at least they take place on fucking Earth

Who the fuck believes this shit

 

[DangerMouse]

Slowly dying. Idiocracy will be reality.

.

 

[MagnaderAlpha]

Send Alex Jones there to investigate for himself.

Send Alex Jones, send all his followers, send Trump, all HIS followers, the GOP/Republicans/Conservatives/Right-wingers, CRAZY Evangelicals, and Alt-Right/Neo-Nazis/bigots/racists. The planet's already the "Angry Red Planet", seems fitting for all those hateful fucks! Let them all be angry, and "Red" Republican dipshits far, FAR away from planet Earth.

 

[Forkball]

How is America this nuts?

We won WWII and have been coasting ever since.

 

[CambriaRising]

Well that's good.

 

[Ponn]

Ok wait, so they say they are already there so who sent them then, was it Bill Clinton or George W. Bush?

 

[Hydrus]

I'll be able to sleep better tonight knowing I don't have to worry. Thank You.

 

[Catdaddy]

These fuckers are gonna put The Onion out of business.

 

[squidyj]

If only they'd started the program earlier they could have taken Jones.

 

[Enduin]

The Scientists doth protest to much me thinks.

 

[SchrodingerC]

Send Alex Jones there to investigate for himself.

I'd pay for that asshole's one way ticket to Mars.

 

[Sanjay]

I would actually watch this movie. Sounds really interesting.

 

[CrocMother]

Alex Jones is a meme

 

[Caddywompus]

As long as Jones stays this far into the crazy spectrum I'm okay just stay away from that Sandy Hook BS, or pizzagate, really any story that takes place on this planet.

 

[Toth]

So will they become Xenomorphs or get eaten by Calvin. Only time will tell.

 

[EdibleKnife]

How is America this nuts?

We devalue education and grant value to dangeorus, exploitative and moronic rhetoric

 

[Ban Puncher]

I bet NASA also denies the anime invasion

Oh geez it's already spreading into the office

 

[TheGameshark]

NASA are just harvesting them for the interdimensional child molesters.

 

[BlueTsunami]

I bet NASA also denies the anime invasion

Oh geez it's already spreading into the office

Uguu~ standoff

 

[Apathy]

It's really depressing at times knowing the greatest invention humans have created in the internet is being used by the dumbest sections of humanity to reach other idiots, become famous and get rich and exploit the stupidity of others.

 

[spiderman123]

Ask Matt Damon if he saw any.