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[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Man, would be cool if they did. That's like better than banging a hot teacher or the jealousy scale.

 

[Imperfected]

I mean, of course they have to deny it. Can you imagine the diplomatic snafu with the Martians if they admitted to it publicly?

 

[TheLostBigBoss]

SOLARISTS TAKING OVER OUR CELESTIAL BODIES

 

[GreyWind]

I bet Obama is behind this!

 

[SJRB]

Well if they hadn't cut NASA's funding they wouldn't have to send kids.

I mean, this is what you get.

 

[MadJackChurchill]

Has anyone connected it to Hilary Clinton yet?

Or George Soros.

 

[AnotherDayAnotherDollar]

Can confirm NASA is lying, I finally came back after being enslaved in Mars for 20 years.

 

[Leynos]

Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.

In fact, it's cold as hell.

 

[benjipwns]

We laugh at Alex Jones now but what if he runs for president in 3 years?

Where's his long form birth certificate?

 

[BudokaiMR2]

I mean, of course they have to deny it. Can you imagine the diplomatic snafu with the Martians if they admitted to it publicly?

Let's hope Trump doesn't comment on it either. Can you imagine the political fallout from the People's Republic of Asteroids by basically admitting Mars' sovereignty?

 

[Slackbladder]

This sounded like a joke at first; some silly joke by idiots who think they're funny. But it's not. They're just cunts.

 

[jakonovski]

You joke, but there's a nonzero chance Trump will tweet about this.

 

[Mohonky]

NASA should have just confirmed it for the reactions.

 

[PushTheButtonMax]

I think the most surprising thing to me here is that Alex Jones is carried on 118 radio stations. I thought he just had an internet presence. Christ.

 

[Always-honest]

Wow... how deep can a country go in nonsense.
Do you have any sense of what is real and fake anymore USA?

 

[Froli]

Jesus christ lol

 

[benjipwns]

I think the most surprising thing to me here is that Alex Jones is carried on 118 radio stations. I thought he just had an internet presence. Christ.

If it makes you feel any better there are like 16,000 AM/FM stations in the United States.

Jones used to be centered around Texas, California and for whatever reason Arkansas. So his internet presence was (and still is) most of his fame and fanbase. But it seems he's expanded a bit more nationwide, most obviously into Florida which is like duh, http://www.gcnlive.com/JW1D/index.php/affiliate-list

 

[John Kowalski]

NASA is actually an anagram for UAC

 

[RocknRola]

...wut? Why would anyone even think there are humans on Mars? What purpose would that serve exactly?

 

[OléGunner]

This is patently insane.
I know Info Wars is fringe stuff but jesus, slave children on Mars?!

I'm convinced they know shit like this is fake af but do it for the views and hits.

 

[benjipwns]

...wut? Why would anyone even think there are humans on Mars? What purpose would that serve exactly?

Whatever purposes they want obviously.

 

[KarneeKarnay]

This shit is bananas. Wait... Bananas are yellow. Yellow starts with a y. The top of a y looks like an incomplete triangle...

Illuminati confirmed!

 

[Velcro Fly]

He cares more about children on Mars that do not exist than the ones he's helped to bring into this world.

 

[Mato]

I don't understand what this thread is. US media/politics and even this forum are devolving into derivative non-sense and I have a hard time keeping up anymore.

 

[Auto-Reply]

NASA is so predictable and transparent, you can't hide the truth forever, Kuato will rise!

 

[Sgt. Kabukiman]

Well, I'm relieved that they finally clarified that.
But what about the killer monkeys training facility in the CIA space station orbiting around the sun? Have they ever denied its existence?

 

[jufonuk]

https://i.imgur.com/ppOD6NE.gifv

 

[benjipwns]

I don't understand what this thread is. US media/politics and even this forum are devolving into derivative non-sense and I have a hard time keeping up anymore.

Independent investigative journalist asks about a speculated NASA conspiracy, NASA denies it but screws up and accidentally blows the whole thing open as the investigative journalist finds a source with the actual details of NASA's massive cover up operations and its true intentions behind the secret program.

 

[TheOGB]

.....Isn't this the plot of a Gundam show

Did Alex Jones just watch Iron Blooded Orphans

 

[Baron Doggystyle von Woof]

It really is the age of stupid.

 

[Ethelwulf]

The sad part is NASA actually having to publicly deny this. What a joke. Infowars is truly the pinnacle of stupidity.

 

[PataHikari]

Uh, what?

I knew Alex Jones was a conspiracy nutcase but I thought it was more... mundane conspiracies. Shadowy New World Order and secret dictator type things.

Not... not this.

Spoiler

Countdown until Trump tweets about Martian child slaves.

 

[excelsiorlef]

Wow Alex Jones really pulled this one out Uranus.

 

[RageWaffles]

I watch that stuff a lot for fun. But I never met someone who actually believed any of it until my brother in law's family was over for Memorial Day and his dad started trying to tell my dad about how aliens built the pyramids and how Nibiru is coming back (I guess he didnt get the memo that 2012 already came and went). When my dad asked for his sources he said, literally, "I watch a lot of the youtubes."

everyone, pledge to your local PBS station so they can buy and completely take over youtube.

 

[AzureSky]

The sad part is NASA actually having to publicly deny this. What a joke.

they dont need to and maybe shouldnt. Rational thinking people already know this is crazy. And the others will not be persuaded by denial. Acknowledging this accusations by denying them might give them more attention.

 

[Ethelwulf]

they dont need to and maybe shouldnt. Rational thinking people already know this is nuts. And the others will not be persuaded by denial.

Of course that's my point. They shouldn't yet they did it people like this should be ignored yet they get even more attention by actions like this. But yeah, you are absolutely right.

 

[benjipwns]

It's worth noting that NASA didn't reply to InfoWars or issue a statement replying to Alex Jones or whatever.

The Daily Beast asked NASA to comment on what Alex Jones and one of his guests said.

A report on Alex Jones’ InfoWars claiming child sex slaves have been kidnapped and shipped to Mars is untrue, NASA told The Daily Beast on Thursday.

“There are no humans on Mars. There are active rovers on Mars. There was a rumor going around last week that there weren’t. There are,” Guy Webster, a spokesperson for Mars exploration at NASA, told The Daily Beast. “But there are no humans.”

When NASA’s Webster was asked about the veracity of the one rumor by The Daily Beast on Thursday, he responded, “there’s only one stupid rumor on the Internet? Now that’s news.”

 

[Preezy]

Until I can go down to Mars and check for myself I have to assume that there is a child slave colony there. How else could they make Mars bars?

 

[Steel]

...wut? Why would anyone even think there are humans on Mars? What purpose would that serve exactly?

Gotta mine for those chaos emeralds.

 

[DarthMasta]

Pfft, how could we get people on Mars, we can't even land on the Moon. /s

 

[Funky Papa]

On Thursday’s Infowars broadcast, Steele alleged the kidnapped children were not only being kidnapped for space labor, but also murdered for their blood and bone marrow.[...]

“This is the original growth hormone,” said Jones.

Actual plot device of The 100.

The CW ruins everything.

 

[Preezy]

Does Alex Jones know that blood and bone marrow can be removed from the body without having to murder people?

What am I saying, of course he doesn't!

 

[PataHikari]

.....Isn't this the plot of a Gundam show

Did Alex Jones just watch Iron Blooded Orphans

I'm going to go with this theory until proven otherwise.

 

[dno_1966]

Is there some kind of crazies competition I don't know about, the winner of the most ridiculous conspiracy theory gets a big prize or something??

 

[Brakke]

It's worth noting that NASA didn't reply to InfoWars or issue a statement replying to Alex Jones or whatever.

The Daily Beast asked NASA to comment on what Alex Jones and one of his guests said.

Are you implying that the good people of NeoGAF dot com don't always click through to the stories linked in OPs??

Why, I never.

 

[Preezy]

Is there some kind of crazies competition I don't know about, the winner of the most ridiculous conspiracy theory gets a big prize or something??

They get to visit Area 51 to learn THE TRUTH.

Come on sheeple, you know it's out there.

 

[Fbh]

If there aren't people on Mars how was the movie "The Martian" made?

You can decide to ingnore the evidence of this but it doesn't mean it isn't there !!!!!

 

[MarkMclovin]

Do people follow this guy because his insane shit is funny? Or does he have a legit following and support?

 

[LiK]

The fact that they had to respond to this is just ridiculous. Fuck that stupid shithead.

 

[benjipwns]

Do people follow this guy because his insane shit is funny? Or does he have a legit following and support?

Yes.