The Silver
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Kane is the Great Filter of the WWE, he seperates the greats from the could have beens.
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Kane is the Great Filter of the WWE, he seperates the greats from the could have beens.
Random tag team with R Truth would be a step up because then he would actually get Raw appearances.
I'm glad I haven't really watched Raw since the PPV since none of that matters now.
It's kind of sad that Reigns is the favorite to win the tournament though they could easily pull a Rock by having him side with the Authority against Ambrose in the finals.
When they turned Rock for his first title win, he was tremendously over as a face. They really should try the same thing here since it'll be way more interesting.
It's kind of sad that Reigns is the favorite to win the tournament though they could easily pull a Rock by having him side with the Authority against Ambrose in the finals.
When they turned Rock for his first title win, he was tremendously over as a face. They really should try the same thing here since it'll be way more interesting.
He's the Son of Mr Perfect for christsake!!
Arrowgigantic
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Ninja Scooter
Member
Axel wouldn't even have a job if he weren't Mr. Perfect's son.
Same could realistically be said about other people who are related to famous wrestlers.
This is the second time I've seen this glitch. How do you get it? Do you just have to throw the steps into the ring at one point, and then when it shows up in the replays you have to skip to the celebration the moment you see the steps being thrown in?
Bluekaveli
Member
My cousin and I were literally dying. The way they tossed the bodies out of the ring were similar to that of the corpses in Germany. Straight burial.
blackaroni
Member
Mr. Perfect gave birth to Mr. Imperfect.
But I'll always love his genesis of Mike McGillicutty speech, and his turn as the Hulkster in the Megapowers.
That really depends on if Reigns is the champion or not going into the Rumble.
If he's the champion, I imagine Brock is most likely going to win the Rumble.
If he's not the champion, I imagine we're going to have 3 years of the Rumble being crapped on.
All I want out of the rumble this year is for a Zayne, KO feud to re-start. If I can get that, I dont care who wins.
Bluekaveli
Member
Yes! Lol
Sibersk Esto
Banned
RAW MARCH 26 2002
Raw is coming in from Penn State University. The draft is happening tonight. Entire roster is in the locker room in the back. Linda is on the big screen and says that there will only be 20 draft picks tonight. The rest will be decided by a lottery on WWF.com. I guess I won't see that part. Because of the world title match tonight Stephanie, Jericho, and triple H will be in eligible to be drafted tonight. Also because of a creative clause in his contract stone cold will not be drafted either. Austin is a free agent who can sign with whomever he wants.
Taz vs Mr Perfect
Holy fuck, it's Mr. perfect. He and Taz have a fairly sloppy match up that Taz wins with the Taz mission. He says that Mr. perfect has been just another victim.
Flair is in his war room with TMF Arn Anderson. That's pretty dope.
Vince comes out first for the draft pick. He picks the rock, who doesn't look real happy in the back. He comes out and Vince says that rock can't talk about " shoving his foot up anyone's candy ass" and "it doesn't matter." Faced with the prospect of putting a promo with no catchphrases rock goes off on Vince and gets one half of the crowd chant you are while the other side chance an asshole. Hold me back Wrasslegaf I think I don't like the rock. He's an empty catchphrase machine.
Outcomes flair for his draft pick. It's the undertaker. Undertaker is back stage, and he does his infamous chair throw gift. Rollin Rollin Rollin stat page. Angle comes up to McMahon backstage and is her he wasn't the first pick. Take her comes to the back and is pissed. He says flare wasn't supposed to pick him in that Vince was supposed to make this right.
edge and DDP vs Christian and Booker T
Edge is really over. Power slam by Booker, diamond cutter by DDP, unprettier by Christian, and scissors kick by Booker. That was all of the moves in this match.
In the back there's Vince with angle. Vince gives in and drafts angle. Outcomes flair, who drafts the NWO. Vince is pissed in the back and angle convinces him to sign Chris Benoit. In response flair signs Kane.
Trish vs Ivory
Quick match, Trish wins with the Stratus faction. You know for all of the jokes the women matches last as long as the men matches.
Out comes Vince. His draft pick is Hulk Hogan. Flair comes out afterwords and signs RVD. Vince is mad at this because he wanted the Intercontinental championship. And also is if you wants the title just make a match between him and Rob for tonight, and he'll take the title to smack down for him. The match is set.
Hulk and rock are backstage. Hulk says if it's the last RAW that they'll be in to make it a night to remember. A match is set for them versus the NWO.
Vince comes out and drafts the current tag champs Billy and Chuck.
Rock and Hogan vs NWO
The crowd really hates X-Pac in particular. This must be the infamous X-Pac heat that I've heard so much about. Fairly standard tag match. X Pac has nunchucks for some fucking reason. The NWO are teaming up on hulk and rock when outcomes Kane. The NWO wins by disqualification. Thanks a lot Kane.
Vince goes into flares locker room. Ric takes Booker, Vince takes edge, flair takes big show, and Vince takes Rikishi.
Jeff Hardy vs Billy
Back-and-forth. Chuck attempts to distract Jeff on the top rope. Lita hits a senton on Rico and nearly kills herself Jesus Christ. Jeff rolls up Billy for the win.
Flair takes Bubba Ray Dudley and Vince takes d von for the dickhead swerve. Heartfelt break up in the back.
Lol clockstoppers ad, I vaguely remember that show.
Rikishi vs William Regal
Match doesn't get underway as Brock comes out to manhandle Rikishi. He does that clothesline where rikishi does a dope flip in mid air.
Jazz is in WWF New York. She says she's excited to see where each diva ends up. They may call her a bitch, but she is the only bitch on both shows. Jazz is so dope.
Vince comes out and says he signs Brock Lesnar. Rick comes out and says fence can't change the rules, and says he's signs Brock. Vince signs Mark Henry, and flair drafts William regal. Vince signs the hard-core Champion maven. Flair signs Lita. That's all the drafts for the night.
Kurt Angle vs RVD
IC title belt on the line for this match. Angle with the German suplex early. Rob is hitting better offense this time around than in his last match. Angle is hitting some vicious looking Germans. Rob the terms a kick from the top rope but angle hold the referee in the way. The referee calls for the bell while angle is trying to break Rob's ankle. Out comes edge, Who brawls with angle until referees come out to split them up.
Stephanie is in the back with a great ring gear. She say she will be the undisputed champ. She comes out to the superior "my time" theme.
HHH vs Jericho vs Stephanie for the undisputed title
Now that I'm getting a good look, I see Jericho doesn't have his fugly alien chest. Steph gives HHH the creepiest stink eye I've ever seen. Steph plays cheerleader to Chris. Funny spot where HHH launches Jericho into Steph who Flair flops onto his balls. Dissension quickly bruise between Stephanie and Jericho and it's soon every man for himself. Triple H wins after a spine Buster on Stephanie. Triple H calls and security guys to drag Stephanie out of the arena. She holds onto the ring post for dear life, and this is all undeniably entertaining. NANANANANANANANA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE.
You know, match wise RAW isn't very special at this point. But I'm not bored by it, which is weird. Maybe it's the sense of importance to every match, the fact that everybody's out there for a reason. Maybe it's the strong character work, that goes into every match on the card. Maybe it's the pacing. The hour and 40 minute show goes by in a flash. But overall I'm pretty entertained. I think I'll take a break now before going to smack down.
Raw is coming in from Penn State University. The draft is happening tonight. Entire roster is in the locker room in the back. Linda is on the big screen and says that there will only be 20 draft picks tonight. The rest will be decided by a lottery on WWF.com. I guess I won't see that part. Because of the world title match tonight Stephanie, Jericho, and triple H will be in eligible to be drafted tonight. Also because of a creative clause in his contract stone cold will not be drafted either. Austin is a free agent who can sign with whomever he wants.
Taz vs Mr Perfect
Holy fuck, it's Mr. perfect. He and Taz have a fairly sloppy match up that Taz wins with the Taz mission. He says that Mr. perfect has been just another victim.
Flair is in his war room with TMF Arn Anderson. That's pretty dope.
Vince comes out first for the draft pick. He picks the rock, who doesn't look real happy in the back. He comes out and Vince says that rock can't talk about " shoving his foot up anyone's candy ass" and "it doesn't matter." Faced with the prospect of putting a promo with no catchphrases rock goes off on Vince and gets one half of the crowd chant you are while the other side chance an asshole. Hold me back Wrasslegaf I think I don't like the rock. He's an empty catchphrase machine.
Outcomes flair for his draft pick. It's the undertaker. Undertaker is back stage, and he does his infamous chair throw gift. Rollin Rollin Rollin stat page. Angle comes up to McMahon backstage and is her he wasn't the first pick. Take her comes to the back and is pissed. He says flare wasn't supposed to pick him in that Vince was supposed to make this right.
edge and DDP vs Christian and Booker T
Edge is really over. Power slam by Booker, diamond cutter by DDP, unprettier by Christian, and scissors kick by Booker. That was all of the moves in this match.
In the back there's Vince with angle. Vince gives in and drafts angle. Outcomes flair, who drafts the NWO. Vince is pissed in the back and angle convinces him to sign Chris Benoit. In response flair signs Kane.
Trish vs Ivory
Quick match, Trish wins with the Stratus faction. You know for all of the jokes the women matches last as long as the men matches.
Out comes Vince. His draft pick is Hulk Hogan. Flair comes out afterwords and signs RVD. Vince is mad at this because he wanted the Intercontinental championship. And also is if you wants the title just make a match between him and Rob for tonight, and he'll take the title to smack down for him. The match is set.
Hulk and rock are backstage. Hulk says if it's the last RAW that they'll be in to make it a night to remember. A match is set for them versus the NWO.
Vince comes out and drafts the current tag champs Billy and Chuck.
Rock and Hogan vs NWO
The crowd really hates X-Pac in particular. This must be the infamous X-Pac heat that I've heard so much about. Fairly standard tag match. X Pac has nunchucks for some fucking reason. The NWO are teaming up on hulk and rock when outcomes Kane. The NWO wins by disqualification. Thanks a lot Kane.
Vince goes into flares locker room. Ric takes Booker, Vince takes edge, flair takes big show, and Vince takes Rikishi.
Jeff Hardy vs Billy
Back-and-forth. Chuck attempts to distract Jeff on the top rope. Lita hits a senton on Rico and nearly kills herself Jesus Christ. Jeff rolls up Billy for the win.
Flair takes Bubba Ray Dudley and Vince takes d von for the dickhead swerve. Heartfelt break up in the back.
Lol clockstoppers ad, I vaguely remember that show.
Rikishi vs William Regal
Match doesn't get underway as Brock comes out to manhandle Rikishi. He does that clothesline where rikishi does a dope flip in mid air.
Jazz is in WWF New York. She says she's excited to see where each diva ends up. They may call her a bitch, but she is the only bitch on both shows. Jazz is so dope.
Vince comes out and says he signs Brock Lesnar. Rick comes out and says fence can't change the rules, and says he's signs Brock. Vince signs Mark Henry, and flair drafts William regal. Vince signs the hard-core Champion maven. Flair signs Lita. That's all the drafts for the night.
Kurt Angle vs RVD
IC title belt on the line for this match. Angle with the German suplex early. Rob is hitting better offense this time around than in his last match. Angle is hitting some vicious looking Germans. Rob the terms a kick from the top rope but angle hold the referee in the way. The referee calls for the bell while angle is trying to break Rob's ankle. Out comes edge, Who brawls with angle until referees come out to split them up.
Stephanie is in the back with a great ring gear. She say she will be the undisputed champ. She comes out to the superior "my time" theme.
HHH vs Jericho vs Stephanie for the undisputed title
Now that I'm getting a good look, I see Jericho doesn't have his fugly alien chest. Steph gives HHH the creepiest stink eye I've ever seen. Steph plays cheerleader to Chris. Funny spot where HHH launches Jericho into Steph who Flair flops onto his balls. Dissension quickly bruise between Stephanie and Jericho and it's soon every man for himself. Triple H wins after a spine Buster on Stephanie. Triple H calls and security guys to drag Stephanie out of the arena. She holds onto the ring post for dear life, and this is all undeniably entertaining. NANANANANANANANA HEY HEY HEY GOODBYE.
You know, match wise RAW isn't very special at this point. But I'm not bored by it, which is weird. Maybe it's the sense of importance to every match, the fact that everybody's out there for a reason. Maybe it's the strong character work, that goes into every match on the card. Maybe it's the pacing. The hour and 40 minute show goes by in a flash. But overall I'm pretty entertained. I think I'll take a break now before going to smack down.
slightconfuse
Banned
I watched that draft episode of raw no too long ago. I liked it a lot.
That was 2002 was prime Angle.
Rock and Austin feel out of place
That was 2002 was prime Angle.
Rock and Austin feel out of place
Maybe. But what do you think?
And I'd put the B-minuses in the running, too. I'm not a perfect man.
Bluekaveli
Member
Ivory has a nice butt
That does make it a bit tougher more understandable.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Both are clearly on their way out. It's HHH's, Angle, and Brock's time now.
Nice everything if you know what I'm saying
It's as if I can feel Vince shitting straight into my eyes, ears, and mouth.
you still have sting
stang is back? :*O
Is this in reference to this?
http://youtu.be/pb5vn0lxof8
Because I agree.
Also while I was looking for that, I found this gem...
http://youtu.be/j3BtPazbJ3M
slightconfuse
Banned
Fun fact Ivory was Tina Ferrari in GLOW
avengers23
Banned
Can we replace Ziggler, Wyatt, and Ambrose with ratings and dollar signs?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Watching that moment live with WrassleGAF was beautiful (disaster)
Bluekaveli
Member
Correct
Nah I haven't gotten there. She's always been nice.
Underrated women's wrestler
Sibersk Esto
Banned
That would imply that those guys actually increase those.
slightconfuse
Banned
Bluekaveli
Member
Lmfao! That dancing was so memorable
Ninja Scooter
Member
the fedora is probably a best seller among wrestling fans.
avengers23
Banned
Maybe, maybe not. But I would bet that no one tunes in thinking, "Aw yeah, time to watch Big Show and Kane in 2015."
Also, Ambrose definitely sells more merchandise. Wyatt probably too, if you count the sheep masks and the lanterns. And Ziggler has shirts out there.
Snowman Prophet of Doom
Member
Considering they're always giving him catchphrases, always putting him in feuds with top guys, and always giving him promo time on the show, I'd bet Bray does better than most people in the company.
avengers23
Banned
Of the five, Ambrose's merch probably sells the best, since they made a big deal about how much Ambrose merch they sold last Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Ziggler's probably your surprise second of that group, followed by Wyatt.
Professor Beef
Banned
Bluekaveli
Member
I tune in to see Kane. Big Show, not so much.
UberTag
Member
This is yet another reason to want Roman Reigns to leave Survivor Series as champion. (Best case scenario is that he leaves as a heel champion but I'm not going to delude myself.)
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
My wife consistently refers to Bray as "the Tonberry" every single time she references him.
Your wife has ruined Bray Wyatt for everyone now.
avengers23
Banned
Hated those fuckers in Final Fantasy games.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Professor Beef
Banned
oh shit lmao
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