I think Angry Grimace is shooting on WrassleGAF friends.
I haven't watched Raw in almost a year now, and it's dope. I mean come on, you'd think with Seth-kun fucking the ratings down, they'd do something interesting like turn Roman, but noooo, we have to fucking sit through Big Show in 2015. I mean FFS, why not Push Cesaro, the marks all love him, the smarks all love him, why doesn't Cena use his stroke with the boys and get him a push? But no, Vince loves his fucking bodybuilder types he can jizz over, despite Roman's Samoan Cardio. He must be blind and thinks he's chiselled.
While I'm at it, Owens has to go over Ambrose, he's not worth a fuck these days, fucking lariats. Nash could come in and tear a quad and he'd have a better match than Ambrose.
The simplest thing to do would be to run through the whole tournament, then you have Sheamus come out, everyone's thinking "Is Sheamus gonna chash in here"? Then you have Becky Lynch (HNNNNNNGH #TeamBecky) come out with Regal and talk him down, and then you have a British Isles superpower you can renact the civil war with against Roman, they pick the perfect spot to cash in on Roman, but then they toss him into a pile of tea and we get rid of the title shot that way.
You need to ditch the shot, no-one wants to see old men like Sheamus and Lou Thesz headlining 2015 PPV's. Even the fucking New Day (god, they're so samey now, it's the worst) would be better headliners.
Anyway, anyone see Stro being cunty on social media as usual? CM Punk told someone to fuck off, as is his right, and Stro was trying to get Reddit to fuck him over. Petty.
PROGRESS in a couple weeks! Can't fucking wait to see WrassleGAF's fave:
Plus Mandrews!
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, I WROTE ALL THAT AND MISSED THE 50 POST DERAIL. I CAN'T DO THAT ALONE.
Help me guys, go on for 50 posts about this.