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Roman Reigns is being held down by The Authority, who are now protecting their Irish world champion, Sheamus, with two easily-injured European goons, King Barrett and Rusev. Dean Ambrose is in a feud with Kevin Owens about something. Alberto del Rio is teaming up with Zeb Colter to found a joint Mexican-American country, though as of now their only plan seems to be kicking people really hard in the face and spending the whole match working a style that sets up for an armbar he doesn't even do anymore. Charlotte is in a feud with her own lack of charisma and awkwardness as a performer. Monday Night Raw is feuding with Monday Night Football for Mick Foley's attention.