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[Zach]

"and then, so, he went...so, he got there and, so, .....it was so funny. so then,..."

Are you making fun of the way he speaks or something? Because I listened to the Austin podcast with Ryback and that dude is the worst. "Literally... literally... and then literally... and I literally... and this ridiculous positive-thinking book literally changed my life... and then I literally... literally literally literally."

Kill me.

Dogs are a cancer to society.

Kill this guy, too.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Dogs are a cancer to society.

I was walking with my daughter the other day and a couple were walking their dog in our direction. My daughter asked if she could say hi and the couple said "sure". My daughter asked for the dog's name and the owner said "Maya".

My daughter replied "That's my name!" and the husband asked "Why would your parents name you after a dog?"

hahahaha...I feel terrible because my dog's name is the same as one of my coworkers' children. But hey...there you go. It just means dogs are as dope as children. I mean, children are terrible. But dogs are forever better than tiny humans.

 

[Aiii]

Real talk: Dog owners are pretty much the most annoying people on the street though.

Apparently holding dog on a leash translates into "everyone needs to move out of my way, because I have a dog and thus have the right of way."

 

[Zach]

hahahaha...I feel terrible because my dog's name is the same as one of my coworkers' children. But hey...there you go. It just means dogs are as dope as children. I mean, children are terrible. But dogs are forever better than tiny humans.

As a father of a 14-year-old human and owner of a ~2-year-old dog: it's true. I often refer to Seymour (my dog) as my favorite son. >_>

Oh, and speaking of dog names being people names: my lady friend's name is Josie and you guys are always talking about Daniel Bryan's dog Josie and it's funny to me...

Real talk: Dog owners are pretty much the most annoying people on the street though.

Apparently holding dog on a leash translates into "everyone needs to move out of my way, because I have a dog and thus have the right of way."

I don't do that.

 

[Recall]

I think both Cats and Dogs are shit and don't like either.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Real talk: Dog owners are pretty much the most annoying people on the street though.

Apparently holding dog on a leash translates into "everyone needs to move out of my way, because I have a dog and thus have the right of way."

Don't walk a dog on the street. Also you need to get out of the way of people.

I walk in the grass when there's a dipshit walking themselves. You should say "discourteous dog owners" which there are plenty.

We aren't a hivemind, but I will teach my dog to bite you. You in particular. "BITE HIM! HE DIDN'T LIKE MARLEY AND ME AND HE HATES YOUR KIND! BITE HIM!" and she'll look up at me and not understand the command, and wag and want to meet you.

 

[imBask]

I think both Cats and Dogs are shit and don't like either.

and they call ME the world's wrongest man...

 

[Data West]

Cats are about as exciting to own as fish

 

[Heel]

'Tis the season, friends.

 

[imBask]

kids are the worst

 

[Deleted member 47027]

To my knowledge, neither of my kids have licked their own assholes. Disgusting animals, dogs are.

That title goes to rabbits, the filthiest most disgusting animals on the planet. It's a curse too, because they look fucking adorable - but they eat their own shit on the reg.

 

[Recall]

and they call ME the world's wrongest man...

Bret Hart, Rick Rude and The Rock are the 3 greatest wrestlers to have ever graced a ring.

 

[Aiii]

Don't walk a dog on the street. Also you need to get out of the way of people.

I walk in the grass when there's a dipshit walking themselves. You should say "discourteous dog owners" which there are plenty.

We aren't a hivemind, but I will teach my dog to bite you. You in particular. "BITE HIM! HE DIDN'T LIKE MARLEY AND ME AND HE HATES YOUR KIND! BITE HIM!" and she'll look up at me and not understand the command, and wag and want to meet you.

Heh. I walk at least 90~120 minutes a day, and my road to work goes through an area with a small park so I come across a ton of people and their dogs. It hasn't helped my views, I'm afraid.

Also. I have, in fact, been bitten by 4 separate dogs throughout my life, only one drew blood though, when a small dog that was unleashed and unsupervised bit me 37 times when I was a toddler and my brother took me on a walk through the neighborhood.

 

[Zach]

I have two major audio pet peeves in life: screaching and the sound of the word "literally". People can't grasp the concept that there is no way something they're claiming to have literally happened could not have done so figuratively.

My daughter, who is 6, brought this shit home from school after some asshats started dropping it in class. I put a stop to that reeeeeeal fast. Literally.

I mean, I can handle someone using it incorrectly from time to time. It happens all the time with folks. But when it's repeated almost every sentence... c'mon.

I think both Cats and Dogs are shit and don't like either.

You sound miserable. Do you like any animals? I'm literally curious.

 

[DMczaf]

After erasing him from WWE history, they've killed him and turned his soul into a Christmas ornament.

 

[Data West]

The Rock might be one of the worst 'wrestlers' in WWF main eventer history

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Heh. I walk at least 90~120 minutes a day, and my road to work goes through an area with a small park so I come across a ton of people and their dogs. It hasn't helped my views, I'm afraid.

Also. I have, in fact, been bitten by 4 separate dogs throughout my life, only one drew blood though, when a small dog that was unleashed and unsupervised bit me 37 times when I was a toddler and my brother took me on a walk through the neighborhood.

Well considering where you live, let me just say it's not that big of a surprise that everyone else there thinks their shit doesn't stink.

 

[imBask]

The Rock might be one of the worst 'wrestlers' in WWF main eventer history

I will not tolerate this abuse, Dwayne was the best

 

[FlammableD]

The Rock might be one of the worst 'wrestlers' in WWF main eventer history

really? when that list includes Hogan, Khali and Big Show?

 

[Heel]

 

[DMczaf]

heel pls

 

[British Monsoon]

Cats bury their own shit, so cats win.

 

[imBask]

I had a terrible cat experience this year but i'll try again soon, the poor thing was traumatized

 

[Heel]

 

[DMczaf]

pls

 

[bjork]

The Rock might be one of the worst 'wrestlers' in WWF main eventer history

Agreed.

 

[Data West]

really? when that list includes Hogan, Khali and Big Show?

I don't really consider Khali and Big Show main eventers because they bounced around too much and Khali was only in the main event for like three months.

I can't think of a single move The Rock did that looked like it actually hurt

 

[DMczaf]

The Rock told stories in the ring that made me care about everything in the match without any indie flippy shit or YMCA MMA kicks.

The Rock is the definition of Professional Wrestler, you ungrateful bastards.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Well he's already the right size. Time for a Santa gimmick.

 

[Data West]

Rock's spinebuster and DDT looked like transition moves. Rock's DDT might be one of the most responsible for turning it into a mid-match move. It's so quick and floaty. It's like an armdrag for the head.

Spinebuster is just this lazy 'pick up and fall over' thing rather than a pick you up and slam you on the fucking mat.

The Rock told stories in the ring that made me care about everything in the match without any indie flippy shit or YMCA MMA kicks.

The Rock is the definition of Professional Wrestler, you ungrateful bastards.

Uh huh, but I specifically said 'wrestler' for a reason


and Hogan worked crowds better. And Bret told better stories in the ring.

 

[Zach]

The Rock might be one of the worst 'wrestlers' in WWF main eventer history

He's pretty bad. And it's too bad his great speaking skillz were wasted too often on gay jokes.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

What's the over/under on Owens dressing as Santa sometime this year? I'm giving it a 99.9% probability, but people think I hate him.

 

[imBask]

The Rock told stories in the ring that made me care about everything in the match without any indie flippy shit or YMCA MMA kicks.

The Rock is the definition of Professional Wrestler, you ungrateful bastards.

couldn't agree more, wi-five brother

 

[British Monsoon]

Just like his father, Rock's popularity exceeded his in-ring ability.

 

[imBask]

if anything, Austin was worst than Rock in the ring

 

[Zach]

Haha, people like The Rock's spinebuster. What a piece of crap that thing was. And that's without even comparing it to Double A's. If you consider that, hoooo boy...

if anything, Austin was worst than Rock in the ring

Maybe after his neck injury. Definitely not before it.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Did someone say "Spinebuster" and "Double A"

 

[FlammableD]

Just like his father, Rock's popularity exceeded his in-ring ability.

Absolutely, but calling him bad is the biggest stretch.

 

[Zach]

Absolutely, but calling him bad is the biggest stretch.

He was bad, in my opinion.

xoxo

 

[notworksafe]

I'm assuming most of the tickets were gobbled up yesterday, or today's allotment was small.

Yesterday was a super tiny allotment, but they also release tickets in waves. So just keep searching for what you want and it'll probably show up eventually. fwiw I had better luck with the phone app than the website, no clue why.

I won't lie though. It'd be dope to hold grumpy cat for a minute.

My kitty is a snowshoe siamese like grumpy cat, but she's full sized. It's still pretty great to hold her.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Listen, the gay jokes are unfortunate looking back. The product (and times) were different back then. Doesn't excuse it. But History and time will negate what used to be funny and turn it into an unfortunate series of memories. Thankfully, there was more to his mic work than the occassional stupid gay jokes.

I just watched his 2012-2013 stint and when I caught the RAW after his first Cena Mania win where he said "dude whistled at me. Oh and he;s a Cena fan too", I cringed hard.

Dude was still magic in the ring. He had energy, charisma, wasn't stiff in the ring nor on the mic. Was he perfect, naw. We know that now. Doesn't take away from all the things he did right.

It was really weird during his 2012-2013 appearances how often he relied on gay implications and saying Cena was like a woman, like being a woman is a bad thing.

 

[Zach]

He was still doing that crap in 2012/2013?!

Jesus, guys. Jesus.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

He was still doing that crap in 2012/2013?!

Jesus, guys. Jesus.

One thing that does give me some hope is consuming any media pre-2010 and noticing how much as a society that we've changed. Gives me a lot of hope.

 

[Striker]

For being such a powerhouse, I always hated Batista's spinebuster.

 

[Data West]

Goldberg does Rock's move better than Rock

Goldberg

 

[imBask]

HHH has a nice spinebuster too, but you people would never admit it

 

[Deleted member 47027]

This provides some context to that incredible Mania 14 post-show interview with Tyson, courtesy of @ObserverQuotes:

Mike Tyson was in the luxury boxes with Shane McMahon, cheering on the babyfaces, in particular his favorite, "Cold Stoned." [1/98]

 

[Zach]

Goldberg does Rock's move better than Rock

Goldberg

I actually like the flair of Rock's Rock Bottom. It's a cool move.

 

[BronsonLee]

WrestleMania 32 ticket bought. Dead center in front of the screen, stage to the right.

 

[Heel]

"Cold Stoned" Steve Austin gimmick has a lot of promise, when you think about it. Very topical.