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[Shinobi]

Man, look at those legs...WTF were you thinking Kobe??? And she still loves him!! God, what I wouldn't do for a girl like that...

 

[rc213]

Damn! LOOK AT THE TITTAY!

 

[rc213]

Vince seems to be getting a raw deal in Toronto. I mean just look at the whoops the frikkin Clippers were jumping through for Kobe. He needs to make them realize he puts asses in the seats and if they dont respond, bolt. (To the Lakers ;] )

 

[Shinobi]

That and he's been the leading all star vote getting every year since he entered the league, And has been a top ten scorer for much of that time. And unlike Francis and T-Mac, he's actually won a playoff round. Again, half of me would love to see him go elsewhere and blow up, just to stick it to this sorry ass town. But I'd rather see him blow up here, and I think he could do that with the run and gun style that new coach Mitchell intends to employ. Not to mention having him play with a legit point guard and center, something he hasn't had in like five years.

 

[rc213]

Slipped my mind that he has been the leading All-Star vote getting player for a while. You'd think that would send a pretty clear message of how popular he is.

 

[Blackace]

Heaven forbid the Sonics make a move like offering Ray for Vince...































(Reverse psychological)

 

[XS+]

Man, look at those legs...WTF were you thinking Kobe??? And she still loves him!! God, what I wouldn't do for a girl like that...

Chicken legs, meh

 

[Incognito]

Slipped my mind that he has been the leading All-Star vote getting player for a while. You'd think that would send a pretty clear message of how popular he is.

Or how Toronto and their fans stuff the ballots. If you think he's more popular than AI, Kobe, Garnett, Shaq, or Duncan, you need to buy yourself a clue.

 

[Cloudy]

http://www.spursreport.com/KobePress1.wmv
http://www.spursreport.com/KobePress2.wmv

Kobe Presser...

 

[bishoptl]

The fuck are you the top dog of, your hospital ward?

holy crap

 

[Santo]

Man, look at those legs...WTF were you thinking Kobe??? And she still loves him!! God, what I wouldn't do for a girl like that...

That's easy, just become one of the greatest players in the NBA and bring in over $100 mil and I'm sure you can get any lady you want

 

[Malleymal]

Before I go... Kobe that Aint YO KEED....

Whatchoo talkin bout Shaq

Shhh stop laughing honey he has no idea yet....

Wait!?!? what you just say

Fu** that... Paternity Test Time...

Welcome to the Maury SHow, lets see if Kobe's the Father, shall we.........

Sh*t you wont believe this... but Kobe that AINT yo KEED

WTF ... who IS the father then???

Vannessa William's Bitch....

ARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[PartlyCloudlike]

LOL@the first two pics. they match perfectly.

 

[DarienA]

Before I go... Kobe that Aint YO KEED....

Whatchoo talkin bout Shaq

Shhh stop laughing honey he has no idea yet....

Wait!?!? what you just say

Fu** that... Paternity Test Time...

Welcome to the Maury SHow, lets see if Kobe's the Father, shall we.........

Sh*t you wont believe this... but Kobe that AINT yo KEED

WTF ... who IS the father then???

Vannessa William's Bitch....

ARRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

That was classic... DMC... you've got some competition....

 

[Fifty]

Awesome job Malleymal. Competition brings out the best in everyone Let's see if DM can top it

 

[rc213]

What time was the press conference for introducing the new Lakers players?

 

[DMczaf]

"Im here to announce my retirement from the game of picture stories..."

"I feel I accomplished all that I wanted here at GAF."

"I will take questions from the media now"

"...um...DMczaf, does this sudden retirement have anything to do with Malleymal or your rumored love affair with Matrix's sexy mother?"

"WHAT?!?!? Fuck this! Interview over! Turn these cameras OFF!"

"I don't need this shit..."

 

[rc213]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOES!

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Good, DM, you're Zoolander to Malleymal's Hansel. He's so hot right now.

 

[DMczaf]

Good, DM, you're Zoolander to Malleymal's Hansel. He's so hot right now.

Meh, I was actually serious

I'm done with it! I am not a one trick pony!

99.9% sure

 

[sc0la]

Meh, Picture stories peaked with TMac Vs Hill (seated series) IMO, they eclipsed all the others.

 

[DMczaf]

Meh, Picture stories peaked with TMac Vs Hill (seated series) IMO, they eclipsed all the others.

Which we lost!!! UGH! Damn forum move!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Who the fuck are you?"

 

[AirBrian]

Meh, I was actually serious

99.9% sure

LOL!

 

[sc0la]

Which we lost!!! UGH! Damn forum move!

"A Brotha's gotta put food on the table!"



they will be missed.

 

[Matrix]

"Im here to announce my retirement from the game of picture stories..."

"I feel I accomplished all that I wanted here at GAF."

"I will take questions from the media now"

"...um...DMczaf, does this sudden retirement have anything to do with Malleymal or your rumored love affair with Matrix's sexy mother?"

"WHAT?!?!? Fuck this! Interview over! Turn these cameras OFF!"

"I don't need this shit..."

LMAO!

 

[DMczaf]

T-Mac - "Yeah were gonna go all the way this season!"

Grant - "Hehe....we?"

"Fuck..."

"Well we do have my replacement on the team."

"Who the fuck do you propose then?!"

"..."

4 years later...

 

[Shinobi]

Both DM and Malle deserve medals for their posts.

Chicken legs, meh

Chicken legs??? CHICKEN LEGS???

Well shoot, I'll eat 'em up...

Or how Toronto and their fans stuff the ballots. If you think he's more popular than AI, Kobe, Garnett, Shaq, or Duncan, you need to buy yourself a clue.

I've explained numerous times why Vince leads voting every year. It's got nothing to do with ballot stuffing. And I've never said he's the most popular player in the league. It's got everything to do with VC being listed as a forward in a conference that's pathetically shallow with quality ones (even more so now with K-Mart gone). VC is also very popular overseas, particularly in China (you can thank his performance at the Sydney Olympics for that).

The bigger question is why Ray Allen got picked as a reserve after playing just ten games. Like I said before, he must've given some good head somewhere.

holy crap

Heh, I've said far worse...it's all part of our fucked up, like/loathe relationship.

 

[rc213]

They gay undertone between Kobe & Gray conversations is unnerving.

 

[DMczaf]

After more than a year of negotiations and speculation, the National Basketball Association officially selected Houston's Toyota Center as the site of the February 2006 NBA All-Star game, the city's top tourism official said today.

 

[Miguel]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Superbowl XXXVIII (2004)
MLB All Star Game (2004)
MLB World Series games 3,4,6 (2004)
NBA Finals games 1,2(6,7 if necessary)(2005)
NBA All-Star Game (2006)

 

[DMczaf]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Superbowl XXXVIII (2004)
MLB All Star Game (2004)
MLB World Series games 3,4,6 (2004)
NBA Finals games 1,2(6,7 if necessary)(2005)
NBA All-Star Game (2006)

 

[Miguel]

Last time Houston was in this many events in a short period of time was back in 86

MLB All Star Game
NLCS Mets vs Astros
NBA Finals Rockets vs Celtics

 

[Guzim]

Hakeem is the ventriloquist!

 

[Shinobi]

 

[Matrix]

The new Wings poster

 

[Incognito]

The bigger question is why Ray Allen got picked as a reserve after playing just ten games. Like I said before, he must've given some good head somewhere.

There is no question. Ray Allen is, behind Kobe Bryant of course, the second best shooting guard in the NBA.

 

[Shinobi]

Shut the fuck up...

 

[Matrix]

There is no question. Ray Allen is, behind Kobe Bryant of course, the second best shooting guard in the NBA.

WTF kinda meds are you on?

 

[Incognito]

It'd be like wondering why Shaq was voted to the reserves after playing only 15 games. Of course he's going to be on the team, he's the best there is. You make concessions for the best players.

 

[DMczaf]

There is no question. Ray Allen is, behind Kobe Bryant of course, the second best shooting guard in the NBA.

Ray Allen - "Hahaha, and then the idiot said I was the 2nd best shooting guard in the league!"

 

[Incognito]

WTF kinda meds are you on?

I'm on a heavy dose of a drug called:

reality

 

[Matrix]

I'm on a heavy dose of a drug called:

reality

Reality on a different planet.

 

[bionic77]

Hey HalfPastNoon and Shinobi, say hi to Loki for us.

 

[DarienA]

LOL pictures stories are great!

 

[Incognito]

Who's better? T-Mac? That's debateable. Maybe when the guy leads his team past the first round, I'll begin to notice him. Of, after carrying his team to 19 straight losses, he bucks up and turns the ship around instead of quitting and bitching...

Hey HalfPastNoon and Shinobi, say hi to Loki for us.

What's that supposed to mean? Loki is now unbanned. Besides, this forum shit talking is tame compared to our talks in IRC.

 

[bionic77]

Who's better? T-Mac? That's debateable. Maybe when the guy leads his team past the first round, I'll begin to notice him. Of, after carrying his team to 19 straight losses, he bucks up and turns the ship around instead of quitting and bitching...



What's that supposed to mean? Loki is now unbanned. Besides, this forum shit talking is tame compared to our talks in IRC.

Loki is unbanned? I didn't know. And I thought Bish told you guys to kiss and make up or else you get the boot, that is why I made the Loki reference. Just like Loki it looks like you guys just can't resist.

 

[Matlock]

The new Wings poster

Man, he looks like he's just about to leap out and fuck you.

 

[DMczaf]

Who's better? T-Mac? That's debateable. Maybe when the guy leads his team past the first round, I'll begin to notice him. Of, after carrying his team to 19 straight losses, he bucks up and turns the ship around instead of quitting and bitching....

Call me when Ray Allen actually makes the playoffs again, you are just as bad as VC fans bringing up events from 3 years ago to prove something (Yeah I went there Shinobi! Oooooooooooooh!)

 

[Matrix]

Man, he looks like he's just about to leap out and fuck you.

Sexy aint it.