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New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.
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I'm watching this tonight, you got me interested.
got back
this cave was a bar
Where was this? Temecula, CA by chance?
Illithid Dude
Member
is there a cigar gaf
let me know if you find this
I just literally came up on my 4 year anniversary of quitting cigs but I have been wanting to find something to satiate my every now and then tobacco/nicotine cravings with a cigar like once a month or something.
What I want, where I want, how I want, how long I want, when I want. And I get to dress her up however I want. It's awesome.
What day was your birthday? Mine was on Saturday! 25 years old. Surprised I've made it this long tbh
Seems unfair that you have to wait for your bday to do that.
Happy bday wool.
Having a bloody ceaser for you.
Illithid Dude
Member
finally got my med card, just bought a $25 joint with wax, hash, and rolled in keef
this is gonna be a good night
this is gonna be a good night
D
Deleted member 22576
Unconfirmed Member
It's wools birthday?! 😍🎂
luckyboyceo
Member
Happy BiRTHDAY Wool.
Enter the Dragon Punch
Banned
kokanee
i've officially returned to the rock bottom i avoided for a year
i've officially returned to the rock bottom i avoided for a year
The 11th! Happy b-day!
Nah, we're very open in our sexuality, she knows what I like, I know what she likes and we tend to each other's likes every time. But on my birthday, her needs and desires become non-existent and it's all about me, vice versa on her birthday.
luckyboyceo
Member
Why you hating on Kokanee bro it's an import here in America.
DiddysKongQuest
Member
Happy belated b-day, Wool! 🎉🎁
ah gotcha.
freenudemacusers
Member
My last boner was Jan 3rd, 2016. ⚰🍆
punta del este in uruguay
went to this girl's place yesterday again and she asked me to make it a once a week no strings thing and that's cool
kinda have the same deal going with the other chick from NYE but I think she wants to date morelike
dont want anythin serious with either tbh (and they're both kinda selfish in bed) but fuck it I deserve the steady foolingaround after lastyear
D
Deleted member 22576
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ok so the witness comes out next week
drinking that alcoholic root beer
drinking that alcoholic root beer
fffuuuck that's true
im goin to valizas till monday tomorrow. p.cool place too, not sure about cave bars
missing a pretty big party on friday with a girl I do really like tho for bein there but oh well
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Deleted member 22576
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draagons dogma is cool as hell chic
i gave the hydras head to the city
i gave the hydras head to the city
freenudemacusers
Member
Update: boner resurfaced approximately 0400 this morning. However, too tired to accomplish the mission.
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Deleted member 22576
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I'm thinking about buying a vape pen for oils. The Lynx Hypnos looks baller as hell.
Bam Bam Baklava
Member
no but i had to show the dance sequence to my gf last weekend because she didn't get this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdCdfY0L8BY
BLOODED_hands
Member
Every weekend I'm drunk and near shitfaced.... Now I'm here with y'all. I've been lurking for a while now and I feel like:
"Cups of the Rosé
Bitches in my old phone
I should call one and go home
Ive been in this club too long
The woman that I would try
Is happy with a good guy"
I need to stop listening to Drake
"Cups of the Rosé
Bitches in my old phone
I should call one and go home
Ive been in this club too long
The woman that I would try
Is happy with a good guy"
I need to stop listening to Drake
Welp, just told one of my best friends roommates that I'm in love with her roommate. Sooooooo that sucks. Apparently she sjust looking for a fuckbuddy.
I could be that. And more. And now my bed smells like her. God.dam.it. I've been trying to deal with this for 5 months and I just can't anymoe. She won't date anyone because her last bf was a fuckboy. I'm not zak. Ive proven that ti uou BY ACTING LIKE YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND EVERY DAY JESUS CRHISTCome th e fuck on.
At least stop being flirty and adorable and beautiful if you aren't going to be interested. Fuck.
Literally, there's no one on earth I he more right now than this zak fucker. He's going to college to fucking cut down trees. You don't need to go to school to be a logger you CUNT. JUST CUT THAT SHIT DOWN.
I could be that. And more. And now my bed smells like her. God.dam.it. I've been trying to deal with this for 5 months and I just can't anymoe. She won't date anyone because her last bf was a fuckboy. I'm not zak. Ive proven that ti uou BY ACTING LIKE YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND EVERY DAY JESUS CRHISTCome th e fuck on.
At least stop being flirty and adorable and beautiful if you aren't going to be interested. Fuck.
Literally, there's no one on earth I he more right now than this zak fucker. He's going to college to fucking cut down trees. You don't need to go to school to be a logger you CUNT. JUST CUT THAT SHIT DOWN.
SecretMoblin
Member
haram
luckyboyceo
Member
Is it dope or depressing that when the bar below me pours the wrong cocktail/beer they call me to come down and drink it? I'm going with dope.
Ya that's dope
luckyboyceo
Member
Yo Matty you need to bail out of that situation above ASAP, brother.
Stop talking/communicating/seeing her. Remove yourself entirely. Once you do that she'll come crying back to you and before you know it you'll have either found yourself a new girl or you'll be with her. WIN WIN.
Also, never simp bro that's drunkthread101.
Stop talking/communicating/seeing her. Remove yourself entirely. Once you do that she'll come crying back to you and before you know it you'll have either found yourself a new girl or you'll be with her. WIN WIN.
Also, never simp bro that's drunkthread101.
I can't completely cut tries without looking like an ass though. We live 50 feet apart, we eat almost every meal together, we have classes together constantly. If I just don't talk to her, that will make me look like an over dramatic prick. So what, fo I just start acting distant around her? I'm not trying to be a simp, and I probably sound like a fucking idiot, but I do love this girl. It took me a while to admit it, but I fucked up, got too close and now I'm fucked.
And not even in the good way.
Actually, now that I think about it I may not be 100% on what simp ing is. Please elaborate.
The Villain
Member
F U TO all the Rey haters. Force awakens is the dawn of a new era
Finn and Rey gone give it to ya
Finn and Rey gone give it to ya
luckyboyceo
Member
You DO need to act like an ass around her though. That's your problem.
You said yourself, you eat together everyday, you have class together, etc. Where's the urgency on her part to look at you as anything other than a friend? You're consistent. She knows you're never going to bail. That's why you force her hand. Bail out and start seeking girls elsewhere. It's only when you remove yourself from the equation that she actually realizes you'd make a great partner. And if she never does, fuck it, you'll find someone else.
drank everything i had last night and now theres at least a foot of snow outside and it isn't stopping fucking hell lol
was drinking mugi. you have it at the proper place lol
was drinking mugi. you have it at the proper place lol
luckyboyceo
Member
I've always wanted to be in a snowstorm.