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New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.

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Valkerionseven

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Went drinking with a bunch of my new co-wooers, new place only has like 12 students to teach but the staff is awesome/the most drama ive ever seen beforethe first day of work.

check this shit.

Lady who worked here before me loved this place, it is genuninely nice, but me, a dude am her replacement. Apperently the younger dudes here loved her, because she fucked both of them. Sure np, idk. The two dudes are start this hyper passive agressive shit while were all drinking, and my annoying mishgif maker ass can't help but notice and make it worse. I start asking if they have girlfriends and if they have been hooking up with anyone recently. One guy is like nah I need a new girlfriend (oh shit gurl) then the other guy is like "I just got married." (OH FUCK) right!?

Turns out one dude kept telling the lady he had no girlfriend and they hooked up a bunch of times. Then suddenly he takes vacation for like a week, and turns out he got fucking married during that time. (daym) So the lady started hooking up with the other dude out of spite. mannnnn

While we were drinking the dude who got married was like "im gonna miss the girl who left, now that your here I won't get random sex.... i dont think so anyway" like yo... wtf is this place I just started working at.

Then it turns out the second place we went drinking, me, married dude, and and older man, was a bar to meet the local hostesses and prostitues and what not.... MANNNNNN I know I live in the red light district but fuck I had a decent track record of avoiding those places.

I smoke bombed to meet a friend though so it worked out for me. These fuckers are going to get me into so much trouble I can already tell. Meanwhile... still drinking this vodka, melon soda which is like 40% vodka...
 
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Deleted member 22576

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Am cleaning my house and drank the last 2 inches of rose in an old bottle in the fridge and now I'm drinking a six pack. Been playing a lot of Flywrench this week. I went back and played Super Hyper Cube at the Best Buy and it had a huge impact on me. I haven't beamed like this about a game experience in a long time. Somehow after that Flywrench is all I can play.
 
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jesuschrist&
thebeatles&
thesimpsons&
minecraft
 
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Dunfisch

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Oh God. Help. Sorta. Comforting words would be appreciated,

Expecting fuck all. But upon waking all will be well. Mostly.
 
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Get'sMad

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Man unemployment is really starting to wear me down however I have a date with a smoking hot Colombian women on Saturday so not everything sucks.

Hopefully this cures my crippling depression
 
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Snuggles

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Every now and then I try to do my old routine at a busy bar where I show up late and hope 2 meet a girl. But now a days I just get all sullen and don't talk 2 anyone.
 
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Joeku

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Any other Canadian drunks get way into Great Big Sea (especially the album Play) when not sober?

It probably has to do with me being of Newfie descent.
 
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Deleted member 22576

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What up Y'all
Just got back from my third ps VR demo at the Best Buy. So effing radical. We spent a big chunk of time hanging out and talking to the guy. It was really fun at one point we were all just feeling out and talking about VR while we took turns playing hyper cube. And there was like nobody else there either just our group and the super cool demo dude.

Apparently he'll be there until January, so we'll go back for more. They also do oculus demos at the store too which is cool. But they're not for the same amount of time.

Anyway time to go get a beer and bask in the future.

Acrid come up this way and leta chill
 
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BLOODED_hands

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DiddysKongQuest said:
Man, Freepornday is such a disappointment.
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Yeah.... Fortunately/unfortunately I saw most of what they offered ;_; -> ^_^

I haven't hung out with my two best friends in a whild and I'm trying my best to get them to go with me to the bar-club later tonight. They both said, "we will see what happens." My friend and I have nothing else to do this weekend, free all weekend. My other friend works from 9am-5pm. That is enough time to rest, eat, and get ready to head out to the bar-club (he's also not working Sunday). But they both said, 'we will see what happens.' Like, what are y'all going to do later tonight and early Sunday morning fam? Jerking off and sleeping?!
 
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Get'sMad

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Jtwo said:
What up Y'all
Just got back from my third ps VR demo at the Best Buy. So effing radical. We spent a big chunk of time hanging out and talking to the guy. It was really fun at one point we were all just feeling out and talking about VR while we took turns playing hyper cube. And there was like nobody else there either just our group and the super cool demo dude.

Apparently he'll be there until January, so we'll go back for more. They also do oculus demos at the store too which is cool. But they're not for the same amount of time.
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I need to try the PSVR. My rich bro friend with a ridiculous PC has a HTC Vive and I've used it many times over the past few months now and while its pretty incredible I like still couldn't justify the amount money spent on all the hardware to content ratio (unless I was rich like him of course). I believe in VR just still has some time to go.
 
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AcridMeat

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Jtwo said:
Nobody ever goes there, it's too busy

I guess they are opening up a new place soon I heard
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The wait to get in can be kind of a drag, but with good company it's worth it, and it's not hard to get a drink at the bar once you're in. Can't beat the prices of all day happy hour.
 
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AcridMeat said:
The wait to get in can be kind of a drag, but with good company it's worth it, and it's not hard to get a drink at the bar once you're in. Can't beat the prices of all day happy hour.
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The toad in the hole is my place whenver I go out, but there is spencers there on the end of the brickyard that has like 40 beers on tap and big cafeteria seating.

Havent't been to cooperage yet, but a lot of people i know have done little shows there.


Truly, i dont go out. shoot me a text next time youre in sr though.

and the train! i saw the traintoday doings its trial runs, once the train is poppin i can get to petaluma/marin much easier
 
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if i told you the simona sisters had a platinum record called carpet tastes good too you'd believe me
 
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AcridMeat

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Good to know!

One time was a friend visiting who wanted to go there really bad, and another was my girlfriend wanting to go.

I really can't wait for that train.
 
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There's this place near Olivers in cotati that opened this year called the jaded toad

Never been, seems nice

The Barlow/hopmonk is like a 25 min bike ride and there's a fully paved bike trail too
 
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Minus_Me

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I've been soo overworked lately. Think they're grooming me for a VP ship possibly, or heading up a foreign office which I'm iffy on.

Had to take some time off since I'm seeing Godspeed! You black Emperor next Wednesday. Can't wait for that.
 
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Yup just gonna chill and alter some magic cards tonight

Big night
 
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Drinkin corona while its 92+ out also I was eating strawberries and cut my finger without knowing and got blood in my mustache.
 
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Wool

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I bought a wall-mounted pheasant on craigslist for $30 the other day. It's pretty sweet, and the guy gave me a whole tour of his house and all his taxidermy when I went to pick it up. TBH craigslist>gaf
 
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drinking a pliny the elder and







lol i prefer racer5
 
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Conkers is a good ass game haven't played it in forever though


Sitting in my car drinking a beer waiting for my girlfriend to get done at work. Sharing a car sucks, I got done and went to the dispensary and Trader Joe's and now I'm just sitting in the parking lot drinking a beer in the passenger seat of my car listening to the stranger things soundtrack and being sad about VR
 
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DiddysKongQuest

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Jtwo said:
Conkers is a good ass game haven't played it in forever though


Sitting in my car drinking a beer waiting for my girlfriend to get done at work. Sharing a car sucks, I got done and went to the dispensary and Trader Joe's and now I'm just sitting in the parking lot drinking a beer in the passenger seat of my car listening to the stranger things soundtrack and being sad about VR
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The N64 version of Conker is often very clunky, but it's still fantastic.

How long do you have to wait?
 
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Big Nikus

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So, I know that I'm not too drunk right now because instead of making a stupid new thread about random shit, I searched if there were threads with the word "drunk" in it.
I'm kinda proud of me. I've been sending stupid SMS though.
Now, back to work.
 
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J. Bravo

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Does anyone else play rocket league as much as I do? Lol.

I've never had alcoholic egg nog before. It's good. I got Evan Williams. 7 bucks.
 
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Crayons

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hello drunkGAF!

I dread waking up tomorrow morning haha I hadn't had so much to drink in a while. Tomorrow I'm going to NYC GAF meetup and I'll be drinking again
 
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Big Nikus

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J. Bravo said:
Does anyone else play rocket league as much as I do? Lol.
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I don't play it much but I played for a while earlier and I had a blast. Curious thing, I played better and scored way more goals than usual.

Crayons said:
hello drunkGAF!

I dread waking up tomorrow morning haha I hadn't had so much to drink in a while. Tomorrow I'm going to NYC GAF meetup and I'll be drinking again
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I won't ever go to bed because I also dread waking up tomorrow. So it's official, I'm canceling tomorrow. I'm skipping the day. I'm canceling everything I had to do.
 
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