New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.

i have exactly two beers each 2/3rds drank lol

i dont know how that happens but it does
 
2nd beer run


its harder cooking for a gluten free person than a vegan person for sure


just gonna let this dough sit in the fridge and hope it turns into real dought


listening to suicidyear
 
lol my girlfriend backed my cabrio into a dumpster and now it has a big dent/is no longer perfect


its fine


nope, dont care one bit




totally cool


totallly totalllllllly not a problem at all
 
girl I was friends with but wasnt seeing much leaving for NY for a year tonight

went to a party with her the other night and we hooked up in kind of a "fuck it im going" way

left her house the next day and we've been talking and realized we kinda like each other a lot. sucks.

predictable too I guess, we dumb
 
my girlfriend just diagnosed someone with terminal anime and i think shes right
 
Applied for an audio transcription position with a company because I got nothing better to do being unemployed/on disability.

They emailed back within an hour telling me no. Re-apply in 45 days.

not even good enough to work from home. Nobody needs me.
 
Pernod > Absinthe

Getting ready to throw this Halloween party and by getting ready I mean getting thrashed and watching the caterers etc do shit.
 
I had absinthe once and I want to try it again. Apparently it's not sold in my province, at all. Been meaning to try and get a bottle from anywhere for a while now.
 
Wow I somehow had no idea that Pernod made absinthe as well. Man I feel like I've failed as a drunk lol. I was specifically talking about Pernod Anise. Granted they're basically the same drink except for the wormwood and whatnot.
 
- order 2 pizzas and a salad
- wait for 1 ½ hours and ask about my order. Get a 5 € discount and they promise to deliver in 20 minutes.
- half hour later they deliver and get one pizza wrong. I call them again and give the wrong pizza to my brother
- another 20 minutes later and they deliver the right one. The delivery guy also wants the wrong one back and is fucking pissed after I tell him that we don't have it anymore.

Not going to order there in the foreseeable future. That was annoying as fuck.
 
Sitting in a nigh-empty bar in costume, only other patron is some middle-aged guy chatting with the tender, while I sit at a table browsing GAF on my phone. Best Halloween ever
I'm not even drunk I'm such a fraud

Maybe drink up to enough to gain courage for a more populated place
 
I was just sitting at a bar by myself eating nachos and browsing GAF. Was getting ready to leave when my debit card wouldn't run. Got on my phone to transfer money and before I could finish, the bartender told me someone had paid my tab. The only other person there was a woman in her late 30s/early 40s drinking wine several seats down at the bar.

I'm ashamed to say I could only mutter "thanks" as spaghetti fell from my pockets and I bolted out the door.
 
Kwixotik said:
I was just sitting at a bar by myself eating nachos and browsing GAF. Was getting ready to leave when my debit card wouldn't run. Got on my phone to transfer money and before I could finish, the bartender told me someone had paid my tab. The only other person there was a woman in her late 30s/early 40s drinking wine several seats down at the bar.

I'm ashamed to say I could only mutter "thanks" as spaghetti fell from my pockets and I bolted out the door.
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For some reason this post put me in a mood to go drink at a hotel bar lol.

Love drinking in hotel bars.
 
Wild Turkey 101. Getting the job done.

Kwixotik said:
I was just sitting at a bar by myself eating nachos and browsing GAF. Was getting ready to leave when my debit card wouldn't run. Got on my phone to transfer money and before I could finish, the bartender told me someone had paid my tab. The only other person there was a woman in her late 30s/early 40s drinking wine several seats down at the bar.

I'm ashamed to say I could only mutter "thanks" as spaghetti fell from my pockets and I bolted out the door.
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You just bolted from a possible Indecent Proposal scenario
 
Jtwo said:
its my birthday
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HBD
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Physics+Wine dont mix

Especially if it has more than 12 years old

That wine has so much history, I was 6 when they gave it to me.
 
Eating a bagel with smoked salmon.
About to vape a big ole bowl. ✌🏽️
 
Just finished a three beer lunch. Now to doze off and watch content. 😴
 
#tfw you go home from the bar just to get higher, maybe I'll go back after sitting here for awhile...

Also happy birthday, Jtwo
 
Thanks Snuggler! I miss you man!
The forest is still on the horizon.
 
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