New drunk. Thread. Hahahah fuuuuuuu.

BlueTsunami said:
Wild Turkey 101. Getting the job done.



You just bolted from a possible Indecent Proposal scenario
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Yeah, I told my fiancee I think I found a sugar momma, haha. I got reprimanded.

I'm more broke than I've ever been. Lunchables for dinner status. I was bumming Milwaukee's Best last night
 
Had a crazy weekend in SF. Got adopted by these 4 older guys out on vacation, fed copious amounts of beer and Tequila, went to a "massage" parlour, almost got jumped by a gang and had a ton of free food.

Meeting new friends priceless
 
got too turnt last night on absinthe when my girlfriend (shorthand for something way too complicated to explain) told me she's been seeing another guy, tried and failed to hook up with the girl from the we don't talk anymore music video.

not a great moment to be me.
 
Dane is having a second kid.
Crazy to think. Two kids.


Just found out today at the bar. They're such good parents.
 
not to sound like a little bitch

but what are you supposed to do when you genuinely love someone who won't live in the same city as u for another three years

i mean, i can't drink all the time
 
Tasting some apple brandy i made back in ......march ish. while making a couple of litres of 50% apple pie.
Hopefully i can resist the temptation and keep a jar for christmas.

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So those older guys who adopted me into their group this weekend went back to Oregon. ;(

They hit me up today, asking how I was doing, how the job was going, that I should visit them sometime and if I need anything let them know.

I actually teared up a bit they were so sincere.
 
I built a mannequin of a friend and now when I go from the kitchen to the couch I get this feeling for a mili second that someone else is here, shit is weird and funny at the same time.
 
ended up that the tacos are a side dish to a tortilla/chicken soup


spooky night out here in the 'verse

spooky night
 
I skipped out on going to a friends election watch party tonight and now I'm like really sad about what has unfolded this evening and need someone to hug me and tell me everything is going to be okay

drunk gaf please hug me and tell me its all going to be okay

*drinks more whiskey straight from the bottle*
 
Ugh. Want to just stay in bed.
At least I dont have to go into work since I've been on vacation this week.

We're gonna for a drive up the coast and I did rent that new calladooty from the redbox last night but ended up being too drunk to play it.

Will probably play it tonight.


What a world you guys
 
its only 7:53pm and
1 six pack of pumpkin spice cider
1 magnum of white
most of a bottle of shitty bourbon
1 bottle of posh cider
down
friends left and now idk destiny? gwent? cod?
 
Just getting back from the coast where there was no service at all it was nice


Gonna drink some beers eat dinner and watch they live

What a world
 
I got some high lifes and my buddy gave me that miyazaki box set

drinking those and will watch a couple to escape our new found terrible american reality
 
So we had tortilla soup last night and tonight I'm taking all the solids out of the broth and putting them at the bottom of a round Pyrex with beans+cheese on the top for an ultimate taco/nacho/bean+cheese dip.


Gonna be tasty.
Just drank a 24oz IPA, got a few more to go. I played a bit of the new CoD, its pretty alright I guess. I don't like the series and have already rolled my eyes at how boring the actual gameplay is in the new game but it is interesting and the production values are amazing. Good timewaster. Gonna play some more later before I take it back to redbox tomorrow.

I've only played COD1 and BlackOps2, so it's quite novel for me.
 
very drunk right noww roomie hasn't brought much booze home in the last week but boy those 10 shots so far tonight have SMASHED me hope you all doing good.
 
Lol!!! It WAS exactly 7:20 my time, which is like 3:20 more than 4:20! LOL!!! FraaaaacK I'm so drunk and baked!!! Woooooooooooooo!
 
Its breakfast for dinner night

baked beans, chorizo, english muffin and a egg

plus lets be honest theres some beer over here
 
Minus_Me said:
Awesome combo. I need to do a series rewatch soon, and I have a nice crisp bottle of 21 year old Nikka to accompany it.

Enjoying some vodka tonight and listening to GodSpeed You! black Emperor while mellowing out on the couch.
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One of those shows that fantastic in an altered state. I had to stop a couple of time cause I was laughing so hard.
 
My* Top 5 favourite drunk shows

1. Trailer Park boys
2. Peep Show
3. MTV's Downtown
4. Friday Night Lights
5. Rick and Morty/Archer

*drunk whoopsie
 
Went to photograph a trump protest and man, the Socialist Alternative group has some fine ladies in their sect. Considering the sitcom trope of adopting an ideology for access to the women. Plus the red and black color scheme, I can rock that good.
 
i need this thread now.

so I drank 2 glasses of wine, all while Youtube suggested me to look at Sia's music video named "The greatest", which is some sort of hommage to the massacre in florida where 49 people were killed in a bar.

anyone curious, here it is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKSRyLdjsPA by the way watching Sia videos while drunk = the trip.

well... in the video the 49 dancers are the victims of the massacre, there's everyone there, black kids, latino kids, white kids, by the end all of them die.

video + trump = humanity at its lowest.

fuck everyone.
 
Bought another bottle of Kirkland Vodka. Probably going to stop after this weekend to try to go back to normal. Want to be alive to vote in 2018 and 2020.
 
the third vietnam war
cyberware doctrine is our new reality
all hail god president trumpsicles
in the grim reality of harambe jokes, the only option is to cuck
 
goin to a forest rave way outta town on molly

not my scene anymore but lots of friends going in a truck so said fuck it

✌
 
hoggert said:
the third vietnam war
cyberware doctrine is our new reality
all hail god president trumpsicles
in the grim reality of harambe jokes, the only option is to cuck
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my cat eats shoelaces and i love novelty womens target ankle socks
wearing some right now and they absorb no sweat
 
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