Kenobi said:Don't think it will be better than Empire though.
Tedesco! said:Who cares? It's a winner as long as it's better than Jedi.
Kenobi said:Don't you mean better than Episode I?![]()
Manics said:Yeah, how is the 3rd movie, even if it's brilliant in it's own right, going to change the previous movies from sucking? Short of making the 3rd movie 9 hours long and re-doing the first 2 movies inside of it, I can't for the life of me see how this is possible. Hypnotism maybe?
ManaByte said:No, because Episode I is better than Jedi![]()
IAmtheFMan said:The first thing that immediately comes to mind is the fact that a lot of people were angry at EP:1 for being light, kiddy fare... Anakin as a little boy running around yelling "yippee!" grated on a lot of people. I'm now pretty convinced that Lucas made this as light and bubbly as he did to juxtapose it with the completely tragic and dark turn that EP:3 will take. After seeing EP:3 and some of the shit that Anakin does, it'll hopefully mak us feel the full weight of the situation. A little kid, grows up to do... this? Granted, we've seen him as Vader in the OT, but even then, his character is still removed from the Anakin that we got to know in the PT since there is that gap of how he became so evil.
kumanoki said:See, the problem I have with the prequels has to do with the completely different images of Anakin from Episode 1 to Episode 2. It was hard for me to believe that the perky little boy who compared the queen to an angel would be leering at her bjoobies like a goon. His character has totally changed. I don't buy the leap from good kid to brooding putz. At least in the original trilogy, no characters personalities made that huge of a jump between movies. And Anakin is the focus of the story! I just don't buy it. SO I thought Episode 1 was alright, but Episode 2 irked me.
shantyman said:I like Jedi fine, What is so bad about it? There are a lot of great moments in there, especially at the end with Vader/Luke/Emperor.
ManaByte said:No, because Episode I is better than Jedi![]()
Kenobi said:The only real problem I had with the movie were the Ewoks, but they are more tolerable I think than Jar Jar, because at least Ewoks remind me of puppies. Luke as a Jedi is badass, and his new green sabre rules.
Tedesco! said:Plus he's also giving Luke a creepy "come hither..." look. They never should have put him in there......
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Ok, myabe not come hither... but it is still kinda creepy...
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Kenobi said:Well, the reason Hayden is in Jedi is becauseI just don't know WHY he's wearing the traditional Jedi gear at the end though, since he never wears them in the prequals.When he died in Ep III, his soul was gone...so when he was brought back, he was pretty much souless and lost his identity, so once Luke set him free in Jedi, Anakin went back to the form from when he died and when he "knew" who he was.
Boogie said:It doesn't matter if there's a "reason" behind the change. The change is retarded, and the reason behind it is retarded......but at least there is symmetry /Zathras.
mattx5 said:There's a high res clip? Is it available to us commoners?
Tedesco! said:The acting is the worst of all 6 films. Harrison Ford just walks through the part. He's more there for comic relief than anything else. Chewie belting out the Tarzan yell? Are you fucking kidding me? Ewoks?
Even if you remove the acting and the teddy bears, the movie would still look like shit. Take for example the scene where Han and Lando are talking right before Han leaves for Endor. There's almost no set! It's just a bad painting.
Manics said:Jedi was a great ending to a great space soap opera. The first prequal movies are pale imitations of everything that made the original series so enjoyable to watch. Lucas has lost whatever inspiration he had back in the day.
I really can't believe you claim the acting in Jedi is the worst of all the films. You apparently enjoyed Hayden's wooden acting in Episode II and his hilarious "nightmare" sequence where it seems like he's jerking off in bed (or having a wet dream not sure which) I laughed my ass off at that supposedly "dramatic" scene.
1. Ewoks, Ewoks, Ewoks
One of the miracles of the Star Wars Trilogy is that Lucas' bizarre and ever-present fascination with little people didn't hurt the first two films. The Jawas were cool. The Ugnaughts were cool. Kenny Baker as Artoo was cool. But George had to push his luck. The Ewoks are not cool. Period. In circles of die-hard Star Wars fans, to say you hate the Ewoks is like saying you enjoy breathing air. The Ewoks are the primary example of many of the points on this list: their unapologetic cuddliness is uncharacteristic and unwelcome; they look fake; they engage in constant physical comedy; their teddy bear design is wholly uninteresting; they live in boring surroundings; several of the film's dumbest scenes revolve around them; they were originally supposed to have been Wookies and they sing that damn song at the end.
But aside from what we see onscreen, the Ewoks are miserable little creatures for a completely different reason: they are the single clearest example of Lucas' willingness to compromise the integrity of his Trilogy in favor of merchandising dollars. How intensely were the Ewoks marketed? Consider this: "Ewok" is a household word, despite the fact that it's never once spoken in the film.
16. Unforgivable Dialogue
Threepio approaching Jabba's palace: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Han Solo, when confronted by Ewoks: "I have a bad feeling about this."
Leia, after releasing Solo from carbon freeze: "I gotta get you outta here."
Leia, after being freed from Jabba's chains: "We gotta get outta here."
Leia, after she and an Ewok are ambushed on Endor: "Let's get outta here."
With dialogue like this, it seems Lucas finally put that "million monkeys at a million typewriters" theory to the test.
25. Carrie Fisher's "Acting"
Han: Who are you?
Leia: Someone who LOVES you!
When Carrie Fisher isn't staring vacantly into space, she's emoting to degrees previously seen only in Mexican soap operas. At least today she's cool enough to admit that she was zoned out on coke the entire time.
28. The Opening Text Crawl
In which we are given our first taste of each of the three films. Let's compare their opening sentences, shall we?
WARS: "It is a period of civil war...."
EMPIRE: "It is a dark time for the Rebellion..."
JEDI: "Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt. Charro guest stars."
Okay, we threw in the part about Charro. But the point is, we're talking mythic tracts versus a blurb from TV Guide. The first sentence in Jedi centers around the word "friend." Well, that's just peachy, but we much prefer the first two films' implications that we're about to see something a bit larger than a buddy picture.
45. GeneralLY Dumb Dialogue
A couple of examples:
uVader, upon seeing that Luke has constructed a lightsaber: "Your skills are complete. Indeed, you are powerful as the Emperor has foreseen."
(Wait a second-all because he read a Time/Life book on electronics and soldered together some transistors? Does this mean Tim Allen is a Jedi?)
uYoda, near death, to Luke: "Remember: A Jedi's strength flows from the Force." (That's more of a first-day lesson, isn't it, Yoda? Something tells us Luke had that particular bit of wisdom written on a Post-It-Note and stuck to his X-Wing cockpit long ago.)
EPISODE III TERNIAN REPORT: Separated at Birth
March 1 2005
"To protect you both from The Emperor, you were hidden from your father when you were born." Ben Kenobi, Return of the Jedi.
After the birth of the twins and the death of Padme, the future of Luke and Leia is discussed by Bail, Yoda, and Obi-Wan.
Bail Organa offers to adopt Leia and the Jedi Masters agree.
Obi-Wan Kenobi is against keeping the children together. He hopes that even if one of them is found by The Sith, maybe the other will survive.
However, Yoda has a specific direction for their training.
"Jedi training, the sole source of self-discipline is not. " Yoda says. "When right is the time for skills to be taught, to us The Living Force will bring them. Until then, wait we will and watch, and learn."
"What of the boy?" asks Bail.
"Cliegg Lars still lives on Tatooine I think and Anakin's stepbrother... Owen that's it, and his wife Beru still work the moisture farm outside Mos Eisley..." replied Obi-Wan.
"As close to kinfolk as the boy can come." Yoda says approvingly. "But Tatooine, not like Alderaan it is, deep in the Outer Rim, a wild and dangerous planet."
"Anakin survived it." Obi-Wan said. "Luke can, too..."
EPISODE III TERNIAN REPORT: S.O.S Invisible Hand
March 2 2005
On the bridge of the Invisible Hand, the situation is getting rough. Anakin and Obi-Wan have just chopped up the MagnaGuards, SuperBattleDroids, and Droidekas when Grievous decides it's time to say goodbye.
"I am sorry I don't have time to fight you." says the General. "It would have been an interesting match but I have an appointment with an escape pod and you... YOU have appointments with death."
Grievous shoots a hook into a panel support, ignites the electrostaff, and throws it at the viewport. The transparisteel window is broken and a huge gust of wind blows the general out in space. Emergency shutters seal the bridge tight.
Using a cable and his magnetized feet/claws on the outer hull, Grievous crawls to the external hatch of the only bridge escape pod.
Unfortunately, Grievous ejected the rest of the escape pods before leaving - which is why Anakin has to land the crumbling cruiser on Coruscant; there is no other option.
EPISODE III CUT SCENES: A Helpful Han
March 3 2005
Young Solo was requested by George Lucas for shooting in Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. McCaig's costume design was approved by Lucas on the spot. Unlike the Han Solo we know in the Original Trilogy, the Episode III Solo was conceived as a 'slob' by McCaig.
So what was Han Solo's role?
In a conference room on Kashyyyk, Han Solo helped Yoda track down General Greivous. We were told in the script that Han was being raised by Chewbacca.
EPISODE III TERNIAN REPORT: Do What Must Be Done
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"The idea was that Han Solo was an orphan. He was raised by Wookiees, befriended Chewbacca, and they went off."
shantyman said:The problem with the Han scenario is what people on MF were saying- it does not make sense that he met Yoda yet does not believe in the force as he talks about in Ep. 4.
shantyman said:The problem with the Han scenario is what people on MF were saying- it does not make sense that he met Yoda yet does not believe in the force as he talks about in Ep. 4.
DopeyFish said:meeting someone and believing in the force are 2 completely different things.
Tedesco! said:I really think Lucas is treading a thin line when it comes to all the cameos in the prequels.
mattx5 said:What I do have a problem with is the fact that the character arc ends by Boba Fett getting smacked, screaming like a little girl and falling into a pit. No revenge against the Jedi that killed his father, no fighting to the bitter end, nothing.
mattx5 said:EU ain't canon![]()
tralfazz said:When did this change? I thought at one point that everything written post OT was canon. I know that Zahn's trilogy was. Did an official "Aw fuck em" come from Lucas about the time the PT startup?
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