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[kaname-san]

Here's a tip for the bagged ramen:

1. Put the brick in a zip lock bag
2. Open the seasoning packet and dump it in the zip lock
3. Zip it and smash it til the noodles are in little pieces and shake to spread the seasoning
4. Eat for a light crunchy, salty snack!

I used to do that as a kid. What was I thinking...

 

[dyergram]

Here's a tip for the bagged ramen:

1. Put the brick in a zip lock bag
2. Open the seasoning packet and dump it in the zip lock
3. Zip it and smash it til the noodles are in little pieces and shake to spread the seasoning
4. Eat for a light crunchy, salty snack!

Had some ramen the other day that had this listed as one of the recommended way to eat them. I didn't follow the advice because I'm not a fucking monster.

 

[Nemesis121]

Here's a tip for the bagged ramen:

1. Put the brick in a zip lock bag
2. Open the seasoning packet and dump it in the zip lock
3. Zip it and smash it til the noodles are in little pieces and shake to spread the seasoning
4. Eat for a light crunchy, salty snack!

I have done this, and never repeat it again, the uncooked noodles sent me to the bathroom all day..

 

[Grazzt]

Here's a tip for the bagged ramen:

1. Put the brick in a zip lock bag
2. Open the seasoning packet and dump it in the zip lock
3. Zip it and smash it til the noodles are in little pieces and shake to spread the seasoning
4. Eat for a light crunchy, salty snack!

I've seen some special ramen designed to be eaten like this. But I wouldn't recommend to try it on normal instant ramen.

 

[jiggle]

Only eat the precooked ones raw
Some are tasty even without the msg pack

 

[neorej]

I see Orange is the New Black is being shown in prisons now....

 

[donkey show]

if Naruto ever went to prison....

 

[Eyeh4wk]

Here's a tip for the bagged ramen:

1. Put the brick in a zip lock bag
2. Open the seasoning packet and dump it in the zip lock
3. Zip it and smash it til the noodles are in little pieces and shake to spread the seasoning
4. Eat for a light crunchy, salty snack!

You remind me of this gem:

 

[deleted__user]

Orange is the New Black kind of already called it tho.

 

[Nephtis]

I've a friend that went to jail

He also spoke of ramen being a more important currency than tobacco. I thought he was just BSing.

 

[Boss Doggie]

so what brand

Nissin?

 

[water_wendi]

Hot soup, mother fucker!

Cant believe this is the first reply. i used to work at a place that always brought that up.

"Hot. Soup.!"

 

[SapientWolf]

A warm bowl of ramen doesn't feel exactly like a vagina, but it's close enough.

 

[Aztechnology]

My cousin told me how they made nacho ramen in prison. Shit looked mad good.

How do you do this? Please I have been drinking and need disgusting food to satisfy my appetite.

My aunt used to crunch it up in the package AND drain off the liquid before serving it. I've never seen it served in a worse way, EVER.

I'm still fucking mad about it.

I mean with a little soy and oil this is literally what the Maruchan Yakisoba is.

 

[Gattsu25]

Haha

 

[Acinixys]

A warm bowl of ramen doesn't feel exactly like a vagina, but it's close enough.

Please provide the details of how you discovered this information

 

[Count Dookkake]

Cant believe this is the first reply. i used to work at a place that always brought that up.

"Hot. Soup.!"

lol. I'm just glad someone got it.

 

[Meliora]

Reminds me of that time we had a "ramen mafia" at an elementary school in Norway lol.
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/nudelmafia-paa-barneskole-i-drammen/a/530718/ (sorry couldn't find an english article).

Basically kids were selling instant noodles at school for a much higher price. There were also a one time fee to get into the noodle market.

 

[Imperial Bishop]

if Naruto ever went to prison....

He actually did once. >.>

 

[hoserx]

I eat raw ramen all the time when I'm backpacking. Sometimes you just don't feel like getting the stove out and boiling a cup of water. It's pretty good, and I can eat it while I hike.

 

[PassiveObserver]

Here's a tip for the bagged ramen:

1. Put the brick in a zip lock bag
2. Open the seasoning packet and dump it in the zip lock
3. Zip it and smash it til the noodles are in little pieces and shake to spread the seasoning
4. Eat for a light crunchy, salty snack!

Why waste a zip-lock bag? Shit comes already bagged.

 

[Sulik2]

Prisons not properly feeding inmates. Fucking hell this should be embarrassing for Americans.

Most of America doesn't care. Prisons are mostly African Americans, if they starve no water off their back. Racism is getting worse in the USA it seems.

 

[Aztechnology]

Most of America doesn't care. Prisons are mostly African Americans, if they starve no water off their back. Racism is getting worse in the USA it seems.

Prisons are roughly one third black demographically speaking. Race plays a factor sure, but it's more America's hard liner stance on crime. We have very little sympathy for people who commit crimes and want maximum penalization when a smarter approach has been proven to be rehabilitation.

 

[Crocodile]

The Dark Side of Ichiraku, Revealed!

If you told me this was a title for an episode of Naruto, I would believe you

 

[johnsmith]

Here's a tip for the bagged ramen:

1. Put the brick in a zip lock bag
2. Open the seasoning packet and dump it in the zip lock
3. Zip it and smash it til the noodles are in little pieces and shake to spread the seasoning
4. Eat for a light crunchy, salty snack!