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THE EZNARK RECAP

Hey America, check us out! Next generation QB time!!! You watching?

HEAR WII CUM!!!!!!!

Pride and gluttony are sins. Repent, my dear friends.

I'm ashamed of my fat

Butts smell better than my cowardice

wind beneath my wings, wind beneath my wings, wind beneath my wings...

PICK EM:

NO @ SF
DEN @ NE
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB


SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR BOY BUCKET FOR THE GLORIOUS IMAGES AS ALWAYS

From the Peanut Gallery:

POST OF THE DAY:

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Last baby update but I gotta close the loop. Baby Abigail was born shortly after the Giants game ended. I couldn't have timed it better unless she was born in the 4th QTR. She's ecstatic we won!

QUOTE OF THE WEEK!!

fuck the saints. no one owes you shit. not the niners fault your franchise has sucked dick for the better part of 50 years or however long you've been around. you only made it to a superbowl because you were the benefactor of one of the biggest chokes ever. you only won a superbowl because you were the benefactor of the biggest choke job in superbowl history. you get bailed out by the refs time and time again. your coach is a scumbag drug addict. your qb is a faux modest douchebag. you haven't played a decent defense all year and the entire football world is sucking your dick.

we'll see on saturday

 

[brentech]

OMG, literally LOL'd at the Brady picture

 

[Levyne]

Tebow

 

[scorcho]

 

[meadowrag]

Tim Tebow >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Matt Ryan

 

[Narag]

Go tebow!

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Teeeeebooooww

 

[Seda]

 

[goldlion054]

That Michael Clayton with Goodell image is fantastic

GO NINERS BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I do not approve of Lord Brady being depicted that way.

 

[Smokey]

HAHAH all that shit talking Steelers-GAF was doing to Texans-GAF and you motherfuckers get bounced in the first round by the Denver fucking Broncos!!!!!!!

LOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

FEELSGOODMAN

 

[The Albatross]

That denver / steelers game, man that was great. Especially given that I'm a Pats fan... and I think... we'll handle Denver.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Replace rapes with something else.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

TEBONE

Replace rapes with something else.

Agreed, didn't read right.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

OMG THIS OT IS FUCKING EPIC AND ALL FULL OF WIN..

FOR I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT OF TEBOW AND BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM

 

[h3ro]

Edit: Fox is on live on NFL Network and said Decker tore up his knee, called it a "significant knee injury".

 

[eznark]

Replace rapes with something else.

That ruins the Big Ben joke

 

[WanderingWind]

Tim Tebow is just a few games away from causing John Elway's head to explode.

 

[brentech]

Replace rapes with something else.

Have to agree. Bad style

 

[crimzonflame]

Giants and Ravens.

 

[JJDinomite]

NO @ SF
DEN @ NE
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB

 

[SyNapSe]

Tebow super jesus juice delivered. wow at the Brady pic LOL

 

[echoshifting]

I'm a believer, Tebow. brb, repentin

 

[NomarTyme]

Tebow is gonna throw 500 pass yards against the Pats secondary.

 

[jakncoke]

Sucks getting bounced out like that, it the way it goes i guess. Don't like i'll be rooting for anyone just want good quality action the rest of the way on.

 

[Narag]

Have to agree. Bad style

Yeah Ben was never charged. Allegedly rapes. Make it so.

 

[eznark]

Have to agree. Bad style

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

That ruins the Big Ben joke

Fuck the joke, write a better one.

 

[brentech]

Man, the AFC match-ups don't look nearly as sexy as the NFC games.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

NO @ SF
DEN @ NE
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB

 

[Doomsayer]

What a fucking game!

I'm still shocked, and my dad is raging!

They actually scheduled the best game for last, what a shocker.

GO NINERS MOTHER FUCKERS!

 

[Greg]

GRAHAM HARRELL, BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

 

[Wes]

ATL @ NYG - Browns need best draft pick possible from the Falcons.
PIT @ DEN - Tebow has been storing up his miracle juice for the past few weeks in anticipation of the postseason.
CIN @ HOU - Next year will be the Bengals' year.
DET @ NO - The Lions secondary is not prepared.

This game is so easy.

NO @ SF - Offence > Defence
DEN @ NE - I'm on board this train and enjoying the ride.
HOU @ BAL - Yates will be out of his depth here I think.
NYG @ GB - Depends if Flynn starts or not.

 

[TheLegendary]

This a beautiful thread.

Tebow shines down upon us all tonight. Quiet Steelers fans are the best steelers fans.

 

[Bowser]

NO @ SF
DEN @ NE
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB

 

[Sol..]

fantastic opening.

 

[Brinbe]

NO @ SF -Saints have played like ass away, outside a dome and that Niner D is not to be fucked with.
DEN @ NE - BELIEVEBELIEVEBELIEVEBELIEVE
HOU @ BAL - Think Houston's fucked...
NYG @ GB - Know that the Giants are the trendy pick recently, but I can't pick against the Packers.

WORLD IS NOT READY FOR THE HYYYYPE

 

[Milchjon]

Man, the AFC match-ups don't look nearly as sexy as the NFC games.

You want sexy???

 

[Judderman]

NO @ SF
HOU @ BAL
G-MENNNNNN @ GB

"I will battle you with the entirety of my heart, and you will probably lose, but maybe, juuuust maybe, you might challenge me. God needs the Devil. The Beatles needed The Rolling Stones. Even Diane Sawyer needed Katie Couric. Will you be my...Katie Couric?"

"Wow. I feel like I'm in Highlander."

DEN @ NE

LET'S GO G-MEN!

 

[TemplaerDude]

GO PATS

 

[brentech]

You want sexy???

lol, it's so creepy

 

[Mileena]

Tebow shines down upon us all tonight. Quiet Steelers fans are the best steelers fans.

they're too busy drowning in the Atlantic Ocean

 

[Nakazato]

NO @ SF
DEN @ NE
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB

 

[ConradCervantes]

Great end to the wildcard round. McCarthy will have his final revenge against the Gnats next Sunday.

 

[Godslay]

Great thread. To be honest this has be a great run.

GO BRONCOS.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Tebow threw 316 yards

316

3:16

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, Tim Tebow, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.

This should be in the OP.

 

[Ultratech]

Master OT is Boss-like.

Anyways, picks!
NO @ SF: Changed my mind; 49ers gonna win it. Believe!
DEN @ NE: Upset special; despite everything to the contrary.
HOU @ BAL
NYG @ GB : Green Bay gonna deny the Giants.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Great end to the wildcard round. McCarthy will have his final revenge against the Gnats next Sunday.

I have a feeling on the Giants. They are turning it up at the right time. And GB defense is putrid.

 

[eznark]

So glad the Broncos were able to win despite the evil 1% ers trying to hold them down.

That win was for us!! OccupyGoodell

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Rape joke was amusing, keep it up there.

also, PRAISE TEBOW