Dutch Gronk
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Would it still be an upset after they whooped our butts this season ?
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Would it still be an upset after they whooped our butts this season ?
Baconsammy
Banned
The comeback is...I can't.
HowardRoark
Member
TJax!
I was at the Pats - Vikings game is 2010 (it was great because my girlfriend is a Vikes fan), and all the Vikings fans were, instead of being down that Favre got knocked out of the game, screaming/chanting "TJax!" It was hilarious.
Walter Hill retired from directing, he just produces now.
For whatever reason I decided to look into Luck high school on Wiki, Interesting trivia Bill Hicks also went to HS there.
cr_blah_blah
Member
If they both advance, the early lines indicate Pats are 2.5-3 point favorites against the 49ers.
Ohh I didn't know that. I would assume that would go down fairly quickly though.
A team good enough should be able to win anywhere, anytime. Most Pats fans wanted no part of Peyton.
HowardRoark
Member
Any Ravens, 49ers, Falcons, Pats fans considering ponying up for SB tickets if your team makes it?
Baconsammy
Banned
That's about as far from true as you get. Pats fans don't sweat Peyton. Check the record of Brady vs Manning. People rightfully wanted a home game. More to the point, we didn't want a game in Denver, where historically we do very poorly regardless of QB. LOL at fearing Peyton.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I'm seriously considering it. My friends rich brother offered to fly us all out, and my brother is going, so I'll just crash in his hotel room, whether he likes it or not. All that leaves is the ticket, which is what, 3K?
Fuck you W2's, why couldn't you come sooner.
Last time they faced in the playoffs, Brady went home.
It's not Peyton it's the stadium/location.
Reche Caldwell was the Pats number 1 receiver the last time they faced each other.
Market in Morristown, NJ.
He's had Mark Sanchez's hands on his balls, I think he knows.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I'd love to see a game like 2009.
Baconsammy
Banned
And the overall record in the playoffs is what? Like I said, we don't fear Peyton. I doubt anyone really does in the playoffs. 8 one-and-dones will do that to ya.
TheKaeptain
Banned
Nah. I was thinking about it but I rather just go visit my father and watch the game with him. He's old and not really healthy so I try and spend big sporting events with him at his house.
However, it's not the location for the Niners - it was the division opponent. As Pats know with the Jets, divisional games are at another level in the playoffs.
ConradCervantes
Banned
A rout would be the best thing for football. For America.
49ers fan talking trash against the Patriots and not mentioning the game this year? WTF. Why don't you change your name to Harballless a la your fellow fan.
I was looking at the prices on stub hub the other day, what 3K would get you really varies. I saw some nosebleeds for around 3K, and then some decent seats for 3K. I'm surprised at how much variance there was. I bet prices will change pretty fast once the teams are locked in though.
BlackGhost
Banned
I can't stop making avatars..
He's not a choker though, Anton Sugar said so
I was responding to Bacon's opening salvo. Don't you have access to video tapes or some shit that allows you to review stuff like that?
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Lol,you suck at this.
LET'S GO FALCONS!!!!
The only team worth a shit in the playoffs right now. Hope they destroy Bipolarbaugh and Kaepershit at a molecular level, beating them so badly that they contemplate their worth as human beings. The sight of the 49ers being destroyed will bring life to my limp dick. It'll be harder than the final boss in Shinobi. As the final seconds of the game tick down, I'll be raw dogging my dick furiously, inching closer and closer to salvation until the clock hits ZERO. Geysers my friends, geysers. I plan on reaching the ceiling.
I'll then head down to the local retirement home and proceed to find myself a group of ancients with one foot in the grave, who were hopeful that they would see one more 49ers Super Bowl before death came knocking on the door. I'll approach them with a sympathetic look dangling from my face, but as I come closer, that look will slowly morph into the largest of grins. I'm talking Cheshire Cat. All the televisions in the recreational room will conveniently be off, but I'll make sure to turn them all to ESPN, putting the 49ers loss front and center. I'll rip my pants off (I'm wearing some Adidas breakaway pants at this point), and I will jerk it again, with the quickness of a young Usain Bolt. I will clean it up of course, I'm not a monster, so I take out the Kaepershit jersey out of my back pocket (I found a few in a trash bin outside a sports bar after the game, Bay Area fans are the most fareweather of fareweather after all) and wipe it up. I will then throw it into a trash bin, take a shit on it and then light it on fire.
Next, I'll head to Toys R' Us. I will find me a young child, innocent in stature, decked out from head to toe in Niners apparel. His deadbeat parents (I mean, who the fuck raises their kid as a Niner fan? Disgusting. May as well beat your children while you're at it.) are clearly here to purchase him a new toy or game, an attempt to mend a broken heart. I will walk up to this child, stare him right in the eyes and I will whisper the words "the Niner's lost" into his little ears as I witness his soul shattered before my eyes. Mentally broken and no longer capable of handling bodily functions, this child will piss himself. He'll break into tears and beg that I not tell anyone. I say nothing. I will then walk over to the cash register, and grasp the intercom and proceed to ask that an employee clean up mess on aisle 9.
Today will be a glorious day.
The only team worth a shit in the playoffs right now. Hope they destroy Bipolarbaugh and Kaepershit at a molecular level, beating them so badly that they contemplate their worth as human beings. The sight of the 49ers being destroyed will bring life to my limp dick. It'll be harder than the final boss in Shinobi. As the final seconds of the game tick down, I'll be raw dogging my dick furiously, inching closer and closer to salvation until the clock hits ZERO. Geysers my friends, geysers. I plan on reaching the ceiling.
I'll then head down to the local retirement home and proceed to find myself a group of ancients with one foot in the grave, who were hopeful that they would see one more 49ers Super Bowl before death came knocking on the door. I'll approach them with a sympathetic look dangling from my face, but as I come closer, that look will slowly morph into the largest of grins. I'm talking Cheshire Cat. All the televisions in the recreational room will conveniently be off, but I'll make sure to turn them all to ESPN, putting the 49ers loss front and center. I'll rip my pants off (I'm wearing some Adidas breakaway pants at this point), and I will jerk it again, with the quickness of a young Usain Bolt. I will clean it up of course, I'm not a monster, so I take out the Kaepershit jersey out of my back pocket (I found a few in a trash bin outside a sports bar after the game, Bay Area fans are the most fareweather of fareweather after all) and wipe it up. I will then throw it into a trash bin, take a shit on it and then light it on fire.
Next, I'll head to Toys R' Us. I will find me a young child, innocent in stature, decked out from head to toe in Niners apparel. His deadbeat parents (I mean, who the fuck raises their kid as a Niner fan? Disgusting. May as well beat your children while you're at it.) are clearly here to purchase him a new toy or game, an attempt to mend a broken heart. I will walk up to this child, stare him right in the eyes and I will whisper the words "the Niner's lost" into his little ears as I witness his soul shattered before my eyes. Mentally broken and no longer capable of handling bodily functions, this child will piss himself. He'll break into tears and beg that I not tell anyone. I say nothing. I will then walk over to the cash register, and grasp the intercom and proceed to ask that an employee clean up mess on aisle 9.
Today will be a glorious day.
Not drunk yet :-/
:jnc
At least wait until year 3 to bitch about your contract.
Grover Cleveland
Member
EVERYDAY I'M RUSSELLIN
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Once the teams are set, decent seats seem to jump to like 10k. The Super Bowl seems more like the Kentucky Derby where people go to be seen.
Well not the nosebleeds though.
TheDarkKnight774
Member
huh, this is the first time i heard of the Crabtree scandal.
Guess Manti and Lance stole all the scandal buzz for the week
Guess Manti and Lance stole all the scandal buzz for the week
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Wow Harson. Wow.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I support this post. Godspeed, HarSon.
Yeah, I figured as much. If my team made it and I had the cash, I would enjoy the nosebleeds. If they won, you would at least get to say that you were there when it happened.
I'm sure they'll pay him under the table. Pretty minor is the grand schemes of their's
edit: harSon holy shit! That's fucked up and pretty funny but also I'm calling the police
Baconsammy
Banned
Any time someone says "it doesn't matter who Brady is throwing to, because it's the system...blah blah blah". Just point to Reche and Ochostinko.
HarryDemeanor
Member
Go Niners!
THE NFL DEMANDS SUPER HARBOWL!!!!!!
THE NFL DEMANDS SUPER HARBOWL!!!!!!
BlackGhost
Banned
WTF Harson
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HowardRoark
Member
Nice, yeah that sounds like a good deal for you. Though it is in my best interest that you don't get to go... :jakncoke
Good on you. Father-son football bonding is an absolutely beautiful thing. Cherish your time with your old man.
Newton Crosby
Banned
Saying "Go 49ers!" is almost as horrible as saying "Go Falcons!"
But it's the only option I have, so go 49ers.
Also, fuck the Cheats.
But it's the only option I have, so go 49ers.
Also, fuck the Cheats.
Fox is a Raiders fan now? Interesting... I support it. Checkdown > buttfumble
You woke up too late for an early game, anyway!
You woke up too late for an early game, anyway!