Q: In your January 1st article you wrote: "If the Detroit Lions remove general manager Martin Mayhew from his position this week, it would be a knee-jerk reaction best summed up by one word. Dumb." Now, let us fast forward in time and go to your favorite Detroit barber-shop and be that proverbial fly on the wall--this is what might be heard. "If the Detroit Lions remove general manager Martin Mayhew from his position this week, it would be a knee-jerk reaction best summed up by one word. RACIST." ... What do you expect from those Old, Rich, White guys ... those one per-centers, who got rich by exploiting their workers, especially minority workers like undocumented immigrants and ... If brother Mayhew doesn't get fired it will only be because those white racist rich guys are afraid that brother Jessie and Brother Al will come again travel to Detroit for their usual photo-ops and comments to the press and television cameras and their fear that the SEIU will also show up with their supports [think storm-troopers]. Must go---you take care, now--and we eagerly await your follow-up article on why Brother Martin was or was not fired.
Sincerely,
White-Bread John, who is part of the 99 per-centers!
A: If I had to waste one minute of my life reading this e-mail, everyone else should endure my misery.