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NFL 2012 Week 2 |OT| The Replacements
- Thread starter Buckethead
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This?
Also, awesome and thank you!!
Fuck yes you do. The only reason to to rush right out and buy an iPhone5 is to impress other nerds with your size of your techie genitalia. Just like Lovie Smith saying the way to judge him is by his record versus the Packers, we judge your hog size by the number of hours it takes you to acquire the latest Apple product. And you failed. A week late is a disgrace. You're a miserable, miserable failure as a nerd. You fucking failure.
The good news is that this increases your likelyhood of getting laid by 10000%.
I knew it was wrong to sleep but my nerd powers are slowly fading as I get older.
Yes please to the sex though. I barely get any these days. Ez told me that the whole point of getting married is that it is cheaper than hiring a maid and prostitute but it hasnt been like that since we had kids!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Come to The Neverlands, we could hang out, go to a bar/club and hook you up. I will be your wingman, make up a story about how I've gotten into a fight with 500 murderous Ravens fans and all that good stuff! You're wife will never find out!
It's actually pretty easy to get laid once you get married or in a committee relationship IF you are a cheating douchebag with zero ethics. But as you are well aware I am not a Pats fan.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Oh come on! Everybody knows your secret, just admit it man.
You still have a week to save your soul.
The_Darkest_Red
Member
I'm taking the plunge with you man, just pre-ordered one myself. My first smartphone was an Android, time to see what the other side is like.
You betcha!
That's progressive of you but it sucks that you got stuck with the "be a good dad" role in the committee while someone else drew the "shtupping your wife" role.
Might actually switch to a Nexus next time but I will stick with Apple for one more phone. Honestly don't see a big difference in phones anymore. They all work. I will go with Apple to see if they still give me dat battery life (it sucked on the 4S but was legendary on the 4) and apps/games. If the battery does not improve on the 5 I will probably jump ship next year.
Smartphone bullshit.
I am the middle of a class not paying attention so I am not proofreading.
Elfforkusu
Member
Fielding a high school hockey team costs a lot of money, and I went to a small school that didn't have one. Our major sports were football, basketball and baseball, so that's what I grew up playing.
Also, when I was a kid I remember basically every hockey fan I know saying FUCK THIS when the North Stars moved so from that point on hockey was pretty much dead where I came from.
yankeehater
Member
yankeehater
Member
Yes I do. I was just trying to build him up and then tear him don life the Leafs to to Leaf fans.
Dude is an awful football player. Put someone in there that actually wants to play the game. Not just drop balls and claim PI. So tired of him missing assignments and then failing at the one thing he's supposed to be good at.
Give Crabtree a try.
Why do I want to hitch my wagon up to another perpetually disappointing Minnesota sports franchise? Which one of these skating clubs is the ice soccer equivalent to the Pats or the Steelers? I want to cheer for them.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
Lol also a TE who commented on Gronk his game.
Finley reached Brees level of suckitude and douchebaggery.
Yeah, I randomly woke up at 5am and decided to check and estimates had already slipped to "Ships in 2 weeks" so I was like "Fuck it," went back to bed, and put in my order at 8:45am this morning :jnc
I ordered when I got up at 7 for a CLE class (that I am currently not paying attention to).
Busted out the laptop so there are no more committee/committed moments.
yankeehater
Member
I believe he should be moved to fifth wide out.
Don't blame McNulty!
You came in fresh off the Bears loss and immediately impacted the game within the first 10 seconds by SCORING FOR THE OTHER TEAM! Cutler like
We were not the same for the rest of the night
Driver to #1!!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
If the Packers still had Favre they would have won 45-10 yesterday.
They should send a private jet and try to get Brett back.
They should send a private jet and try to get Brett back.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Finley has HoF athletic ability but it's all being wasted.
I'm just glad we got the win, this one felt like a must win game even though it's only the second week of the season!
No fake Super Bowls were won last night, just hoping to see our offense get back to form the next few weeks because it has been awful lately.
I'm just glad we got the win, this one felt like a must win game even though it's only the second week of the season!
No fake Super Bowls were won last night, just hoping to see our offense get back to form the next few weeks because it has been awful lately.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I didn't know that Brent can run a proper route and catch a pass!
Favre would've thrown at least one more interception.
Victory Red
Member
I miss Favre
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
You must work for ESPN :\
Well I'm getting it pretty good from friends today (which is to be expected) One of em sent me this link. Good to know Webb is trying to get some extra cash before he's out of hte NFL.
http://www.jwebbnation.flyingcart.com/?p=detail&pid=5&cat_id=
http://www.jwebbnation.flyingcart.com/?p=detail&pid=5&cat_id=
TheLegendary
Member
Made brats last night. First time making them myself. Boiled them in some beer with some onions and pepper, threw them on the grill. Mmhmmm mhmmm.
Must be why we won.
Must be why we won.
I know JWebb. JWebb is a friend of mine. That guy is no JWebb.
The Bears oline and qb could not concentrate because of the smell of your rotting anus?
And I thought Raiders fans were tough!
TheLegendary
Member
Still smell it oozing through my pores. Women have been all over me today.
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