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NFL 2012 Week 5 |OT| Bucket's Creamy Goo
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FrenchMovieTheme
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To further highlight the complete coaching meltdown in the Falcons game:
Eight men in the box against a team on their 1-yd line, no timeouts and :59 to get into FG range.
EIGHT FUCKING MEN!
And the only thing the secondary had to do was keep the only two receivers that were sent deep in front of them. Well...
Both fucking receivers got behind the secondary. Both.
Seriously, why do you send eight men? Why not rush 3 or 4 and keep everyone else back? WTF kind of dumbass coaching is that?
Gahhhhhhh
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Buckethead
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Newton Crosby
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That's racist.
:jnc
kitty is white
Goro Majima
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Matt Ryan did take 7 sacks so it looks like they were playing aggressively by going for the safety. But I don't remember if they sent everyone on the blitz or not, I'm just assuming that's what they did.
Which is ironic since they wimped out on 4th and inches to win the game.
Buckethead
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I really need to get better at painting and matching skin tones, then I could come up with some super racist stuff.
Not only that, but we sent Chris Gamble on a delayed CB blitz. No shit, we sent our BEST CORNERBACK on a DELAYED blitz.
TheJollyCorner
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I'm a lurker in the NFL threads, but all of this Game of Thrones talk makes me hope Buckethead cooks up a good GoT parody for one of the NFL week threads. 
Oh... and BannedEpisode: if Everson Griffen or Harrison Smith hits Hasselbeck directly, just once, he'll likely turn into dust.
I was looking forward to Locker vs. Ponder, but seeing The 'Beck remembering how his legs work and CJ tripping over his own shoelaces should be entertaining enough. Vikebike.
Oh... and BannedEpisode: if Everson Griffen or Harrison Smith hits Hasselbeck directly, just once, he'll likely turn into dust.
I was looking forward to Locker vs. Ponder, but seeing The 'Beck remembering how his legs work and CJ tripping over his own shoelaces should be entertaining enough. Vikebike.
ActStriker
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Pats released Terrell McClain, who was signed last week. He played 16 snaps.
Alligatorjandro
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Why'd they even bring him in?
Post more.I'm a lurker in the NFL threads, but all of this Game of Thrones talk makes me hope Buckethead cooks up a good GoT parody for one of the NFL week threads.
Oh... and BannedEpisode: if Everson Griffen or Harrison Smith hits Hasselbeck directly, just once, he'll likely turn into dust.
I was looking forward to Locker vs. Ponder, but seeing The 'Beck remembering how his legs work and CJ tripping over his own shoelaces should be entertaining enough. Vikebike.
ActStriker
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Probably for run D or something going by some articles. I don't remember him even being mentioned on Sunday, so I don't know.
Also was in only during garbage time I guess.
Alligatorjandro
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Dont forget Broke comes on ESPN's 30 for 30 tonight.
It's Belichick. How many times did he cut Ross Ventrone last year?
OriginofHysteria
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VeryGooster
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DeaconKnowledge
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It just means on defense you'll blitz every other down.
Not that it matters what your D does.
Alligatorjandro
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lol I remember that
I'm a lurker in the NFL threads, but all of this Game of Thrones talk makes me hope Buckethead cooks up a good GoT parody for one of the NFL week threads.
Already got the names, and the tribes set up. They just got to go through 4 years of threads for it but it can be done.
Bills/Fitz shittyness on display.
Wide open TJ Graham, no one is catching him, balls is under thrown INT
Wide open TJ Graham, no one is catching him, poor location. Fitz Had alright protection.
Misses a wide open Steve Johnson for a big first, 20 yard gain.
Steve Johnson wide open for big yards.
14-21 points left on the field because he can't throw anything over 15 yards.
Wide open TJ Graham, no one is catching him, balls is under thrown INT
Wide open TJ Graham, no one is catching him, poor location. Fitz Had alright protection.
Misses a wide open Steve Johnson for a big first, 20 yard gain.
Steve Johnson wide open for big yards.
14-21 points left on the field because he can't throw anything over 15 yards.
Alligatorjandro
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Is there anyway they can get rid of Fitz?
Sanchez for Fitz
Dutch Gronk
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White trash Polomalu isn't very good at football, but I'm pretty sure Bill was either in live with him or thought his Twitter account was really funny, maybe both.
If I had too much money I would buy a Ventrone jersey.
OriginofHysteria
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Alligatorjandro
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Thats like going from shit to more shit.
Orton was HoF like lastnight, make the call
OriginofHysteria
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I feel like the Jets Facebook posts are just there to troll the fans.
Seriously?
Seriously?
Good stuff LJ. I wished more people would post this stuff on their teams. It's really not possible to go through every game looking at this stuff, but it gives a good insight to what's going on around the league.
BUF really does have a lot of playmakers. It's crazy that it's all derailed by Fitz, but that the one you can't miss on. Who is the backup?
Goro Majima
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The correct answer is: EVERYTHING.
To further highlight the complete coaching meltdown in the Falcons game:
Eight men in the box against a team on their 1-yd line, no timeouts and :59 to get into FG range.
EIGHT FUCKING MEN!
And the only thing the secondary had to do was keep the only two receivers that were sent deep in front of them. Well...
Both fucking receivers got behind the secondary. Both.
Seriously, why do you send eight men? Why not rush 3 or 4 and keep everyone else back? WTF kind of dumbass coaching is that?
Gahhhhhhh
In fairness, before this season, the chances of Matt Ryan completing a pass >5 yards were pretty slim.
Gailey's a pretty good OC, he frees these guys up, really attacks and counters with the same formation. Just look at that first TD to Chandler. Showed that stack look every week, little wr screen here, a slant there, get those safeties cheating and then hit em over the top.
Need a QB and another WR who can beat press consistently. Gailey's offensive X and Os are good, he gets it done with very little, but that's where it ends. Too loyal, a bit arrogant - thinks he can scheme around glaring weaknesses, don't think he manages and motivates the team well, we're still soft as ice cream, and it will ultimately cost him his job. Good OC though.
Offensive line play.
The play of the offense is built on either the front 5 or the man behind center. The years where the jets were good their oline dominated the other team and created holes for aging and shitty backs.
Dutch Gronk
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Parcells ain't got shit on Rexy, right Fox?
upward, not forward!
Squall ASF
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Who chose Bowser's avatar? Should have used the hello kitty from the OP! Is it too late to change it?
THURSDAY OCT 4TH
ARI @ STL
SUNDAY OCT 7TH
PHI @ PIT
GB @ IND
CLE @ NYG
ATL @ WAS
MIA @ CIN
BAL @ KC
SEA @ CAR
CHI @ JAC
DEN @ NE
BUF @ SF
TEN @ MIN
SD @ NO If Brees can repeat last week's performance. Rivers can't hang.
MONDAY OCT 8TH
HOU @ NYJ
THURSDAY OCT 4TH
ARI @ STL
SUNDAY OCT 7TH
PHI @ PIT
GB @ IND
CLE @ NYG
ATL @ WAS
MIA @ CIN
BAL @ KC
SEA @ CAR
CHI @ JAC
DEN @ NE
BUF @ SF
TEN @ MIN
SD @ NO If Brees can repeat last week's performance. Rivers can't hang.
MONDAY OCT 8TH
HOU @ NYJ
Yes, yes it is.
And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
DeaconKnowledge
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Dude admitted to a conditioning problem on Hard Knocks. No way he was good.
FrenchMovieTheme
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He should be more like his bro
I really liked it myself. Didn't quite get the hate.
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