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[Narag]

And I thought the last page got weird.

Just burn it all down and see if Bucket can throw up the Week 6 thread early.

 

[Godslay]

Brett Favre and Drew Bledsoe got into a drunk tequila threesome with a super model after the Super Bowl, where their sperm burned together, creating two twin boys inside said super model.

With their fame and families they didn't have time for these pasty white demi-gods. So one was shipped to a Packers family and one to a Patriots family. Knowing that the boys one day will meet up again, via their shared interests of football, the Internet and batting cages.

This is the story of Greg and myself.

What happens when you two meet?

Do you fuse back together to form some type of gunslinging, sexting, batting cage super dunker?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Can you imagine what would go on in here if there was a lockout for the whole season?

 

[Fox318]

Geno Smith had more touchdowns than incompletions?

You have my attention squire.

How about the Browns fix their line for omce before they move on to the next qb bust?

 

[Narag]

Can you imagine what would go on in here if there was a lockout for the whole season?

Cat pics and more NFL deviantart searches by Fox.

 

[Greg]

Brett Favre and Drew Bledsoe got into a drunk tequila threesome with a super model after the Super Bowl, where their sperm burned together, creating two twin boys inside said super model.

With their fame and families they didn't have time for these pasty white demi-gods. So one was shipped to a Packers family and one to a Patriots family. Knowing that the boys one day will meet up again, via their shared interests of football, the Internet and batting cages.

This is the story of Greg and myself.

:jnc

the truth is funny

Can you imagine what would go on in here if there was a lockout for the whole season?

shit would get weird, and FMT would be making the OTs

What happens when you two meet?

Do you fuse back together to form some type of gunslinging, sexting, batting cage super dunker?

The world isn't ready for that answer.

 

[Fox318]

Titans thuggery. Stewart who is apparently a psycho

Its like Fisher never left.

 

[Doorman]

Was it really necessary to make fun of the Lions on three separate occasions in the OP? :,(

Spoiler

Yes, yes it was, they deserve it, fuck.

Fire everyone. I really don't give a damn this week.

 

[Kave_Man]

With more injuries in the secondary and Haden still out I think we'll be pounded and Weeden with our WR corp, who are also suffering injuries, wont be able to keep up. We would need Gordon and Cooper (if he steps in) to blow up.

My name is Kave Man and I believe in Josh Cooper.

Also GIVE TRENT RICHARDSON ALL THE FUCKING CARRIES SHURMUR YOU PIECE OF SHIIIT!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Tickets for the new 49ers stadium have gone on sale for the general public.

http://www.newsantaclarastadium.com/reserved-seat-financing

RESERVED SEAT FINANCING

The Santa Clara Stadium Authority is offering season ticket holders the opportunity to finance SBLs over the course of 10 years.

Here is how it works:

• Financing an SBL allows you to make an annual installment payment on your SBL at an 8.5% fixed interest rate over the course of the first 10 years of the new stadium.
• Interest begins to accrue on March 1 in the year in which the stadium opens.
• This option allows you to make equal installment payments or pay off your SBL at anytime without any pre-payment penalties.
• If you decide to pay off the SBL in 3 years, you would only owe the interest that has accrued over those three years and nothing more.
• If you decide to finance your SBL(s), you will be required to place a 10% down payment of the total SBL amount at the time of purchase.
• Example: If you purchase four seats totaling $20,000 in SBLs ($5,000 per SBL), you would be required to make a down payment of $2,000 at the time of purchase.
• After you pay the total down payment, you will be invoiced for the remaining SBL amounts on an annual basis in 10 equal installments.

 

[Fox318]

Jets waived Patrick Turner.

We now only have 3 healthy WRs that are not on the practice squad.

Come on Tanny do something. Doesn't have to be a big name but find some talent somewhere.

 

[Buckethead]

Was it really necessary to make fun of the Lions on three separate occasions in the OP? :,(

Spoiler

Yes, yes it was, they deserve it, fuck.

.

That just happened, it wasn't really a conscious thing.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Jets waived Patrick Turner.

We now only have 3 healthy WRs that are not on the practice squad.

Come on Tanny do something. Doesn't have to be a big name but find some talent somewhere.

Give us Coples and a 2nd for Deion Branch

 

[Not a Jellyfish]

Jets waived Patrick Turner.

We now only have 3 healthy WRs that are not on the practice squad.

Come on Tanny do something. Doesn't have to be a big name but find some talent somewhere.

Something, anything. Just someone who can get separation and I will be happy.

 

[Fox318]

Give us Coples and a 2nd for Deion Branch

How about a Canon 7D?

 

[Dragon]

Inconsistency is the worst trait a QB can have and Romo has that trait in spades. I'd rather have someone like Sanchez as my QB because at the very least I would know that I am trotting a loser out on the field every game.

You'd rather have Mark Sanchez than Tony Romo? Are you kidding me?

You do know that Romo went 31 and 10 last year right? I understand he's been piss poor this year but there's hyperbole and then there's insanity. And anyone wanting Mark Sanchez on their team should be fired.

 

[OriginofHysteria]

Jets waived Patrick Turner.

We now only have 3 healthy WRs that are not on the practice squad.

Come on Tanny do something. Doesn't have to be a big name but find some talent somewhere.

Again? Wtf.

 

[Sviatoslav]

After last night's game it now feels kind of nice not having any expectations for the rest of the season. Unless of course Neckbeard future comes to pass. Then, we are clearly Super Bowl-bound.

 

[Spinluck]

It just means on defense you'll blitz every other down.

Not that it matters what your D does.

Can't wait for Luck to have 55 attempts, and the defense to get gaped through the middle of the field. Does James Jones play in the slot? Whoever does is gonna have a fuckin' game.

 

[J-Roderton]

Fantasy request:

I have Romo and Cutler. Played Romo yesterday and got shat on. Cutler is playing the jags next week and Romo's on a bye. Was thinking about picking up Kolb against the Rams. Thoughts?

I think I'm starting Cutler for that week.

 

[Godslay]

After last night's game it now feels kind of nice not having any expectations for the rest of the season. Unless of course Neckbeard future comes to pass. Then, we are clearly Super Bowl-bound.

Yes. Now you are on the right path.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

You'd rather have Mark Sanchez than Tony Romo? Are you kidding me?

You do know that Romo went 31 and 10 last year right? I understand he's been piss poor this year but there's hyperbole and then there's insanity. And anyone wanting Mark Sanchez on their team should be fired.

What if you wanted Sanchez and Tebow?

 

[effzee]

What is the word out of Pittsburgh on Mendy? Is he coming back fully healthy? Limited role?

 

[WedgeX]

Was it really necessary to make fun of the Lions on three separate occasions in the OP? :,(

Spoiler

Yes, yes it was, they deserve it, fuck.

Fire everyone. I really don't give a damn this week.

Our only choice now is to bow down to Plinko as our overlord and one true Head Coach.

 

[Greg]

What is the word out of Pittsburgh on Mendy? Is he coming back fully healthy? Limited role?

my two most recent NFL.com updates say:

Rashard Mendenhall is ready to return for Steelers.

"Mendenhall (knee) will have to pass a knee strength test this week before being cleared to face the Eagles, the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reports."

 

[effzee]

I think the Eagles will keep it close but Steelers will win.

It would be nice to get a nice definitive win where the offense actually scores TDs, ST covers well enough so the other team isn't starting at midfield, and D forces some turnovers.

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Anyone else watching this 30 for 30? This ish is craaaazy.

 

[bionic77]

I think the Eagles will keep it close but Steelers will win.

It would be nice to get a nice definitive win where the offense actually scores TDs, ST covers well enough so the other team isn't starting at midfield, and D forces some turnovers.

We are actually due for a big kickoff return.

Dorsey what do you think of your 5? I love it. Battery life is fantastic it is really fast and it feels great.

 

[woodchuck]

god, yesterday was so shitty. It's going to be a long two weeks. Everyone on our offense sucks except for Witten and Miles.

 

[Fox318]

god, yesterday was so shitty. It's going to be a long two weeks. Everyone on our offense sucks except for Witten and Miles.

We will take Felix Jones or that Murray fellow off your hands if you don't want him.

 

[Sanjuro]

Anyone else watching this 30 for 30? This ish is craaaazy.

Is it the MC Hammer one tonight?

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

Is it the MC Hammer one tonight?

With Andre Rison as Hammer.

And Curt talking about 38 Studios.

 

[Sanjuro]

With Andre Rison as Hammer.

And Curt talking about 38 Studios.

I love Curt. Guy should be in the shit, however Rhode Island is gonna Rhode Island.

 

[bionic77]

We will take Felix Jones or that Murray fellow off your hands if you don't want him.

I am jealous of McCoy. I can't understand why the Eagles don't use him more often.

 

[Kave_Man]

Anyone else watching this 30 for 30? This ish is craaaazy.

I want to watch it. Damn you Canada!

 

[Bolt Vanderhuge]

"70% of NFL players retire broke."

God. Damn.

 

[Fox318]

I am jealous of McCoy. I can't understand why the Eagles don't use him more often.

Reid hates RBs with a passion.

 

[Greg]

"70% of NFL players retire broke."

God. Damn.

:jnc

 

[XiaNaphryz]

In honor of snes and his avatar:

Deadline is reporting Scarlett Johansson will be in Captain America 2. Also the following actresses are in the running to play Cap's love interest.

• Emilia Clarke (Game of Thrones)
• Jessica Brown Findlay (Downton Abbey)
• Teresa Palmer (I Am Number Four)
• Imogen Poots (Fright Night)
• Alison Brie (Mad Men, Community)

 

[jakncoke]

so what 6 cars does joe haden own.the radio exploded today over the fact he owns 6

In honor of snes and his avatar:

CA 1 sucked dick, why make a 2.

 

[Greg]

In honor of snes and his avatar:

Emilia Clarke, future purchaser of a diner

 

[RBH]

so what 6 cars does joe haden own.the radio exploded today over the fact he owns 6

6 VIKEBIKES

 

[Greg]

6 VIKEBIKES

:jnc

 

[WanderingWind]

CA 1 sucked dick, why make a 2.

Because fuck you, that's why you rapist loving commie.

 

[Fox318]

6 VIKEBIKES

VIKEBIKE?

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Im really enjoying Resident Evil 6.

 

[Sanjuro]

Im really enjoying Resident Evil 6.

Typical Tampa Bay fan.

 

[Fox318]

Im really enjoying Resident Evil 6.

Every time I see that game it just looks so horrible to play.

I've never played a Resident Evil game so I can't really say but the controls look like they suck so much.

idk...

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Typical Tampa Bay fan.

Racist.

 

[Sanjuro]

Every time I see that game it just looks so horrible to play.

I've never played a Resident Evil game so I can't really say but the controls look like they suck so much.

idk...

How old are you?