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[Dutch Gronk]

Matt S is on a lot of billboards in Houston. Well, maybe not the best looker..but he's not the worst right? Heck, I'm trying to think who is the ugliest QB in the league.

Big Ben or Luck, maybe Flacco.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Schaub at 3?

Holy what the fuck. Ben's only been sacked 3 times? He's usually sacked 3 times per half!

 

[Tom Penny]

Luck doesn't have any competition. He barely looks human. I think the only person on the planet uglier than Andrew Luck is Greg Oden.

Oden is like 40 though.

 

[BannedEpisode]

Matt S is on a lot of billboards in Houston. Well, maybe not the best looker..but he's not the worst right? Heck, I'm trying to think who is the ugliest QB in the league.

 

[Smokey]

Matt S is on a lot of billboards in Houston. Well, maybe not the best looker..but he's not the worst right? Heck, I'm trying to think who is the ugliest QB in the league.

1. luck
1. kevin kolb
1a. stafford
1b weeden
1c schaub

 

[MechDX]

and yet dude probably slayed a dozen women minimum at UVA.

And before he left Atlanta he bagged a Falcons cheerleader:

Fuckin swag!

 

[Seda]

Heck, I'm trying to think who is the ugliest QB in the league.

Luck or maybe Sanchez

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Luck doesn't have any competition. He barely looks human. I think the only person on the planet uglier than Andrew Luck is Greg Oden.

This. Luck is easily the ugliest, goofiest looking QB of all time.

 

[Mrbob]

You have a lot of spunk for someone new.

Packers sucking....Lions sucking...Bears winning. It's going to be a good season.

 

[Smokey]

what is wrong with him

i know you got dat $$ but come on. older pic but this is still in him!

 

[eznark]

Packers sucking....Lions sucking...Bears winning. It's going to be a good season.

Punxsutawney Bob has yet to see his shadow

 

[Futurevoid]

Holy what the fuck. Ben's only been sacked 3 times? He's usually sacked 3 times per half!

Heh, I was actually looking at the Eagles game stats. Ben has been sacked 9 times thus far this year.

Luck doesn't have any competition. He barely looks human. I think the only person on the planet uglier than Andrew Luck is Greg Oden.

:jnc so true.

 

[jmdajr]

Luck doesn't have any competition. He barely looks human. I think the only person on the planet uglier than Andrew Luck is Greg Oden.

Holy Fuck! I'm laughing so hard right now. And a fellow Houstonian no less. lol!

 

[bionic77]

Packers sucking....Lions sucking...Bears winning. It's going to be a good season.

I think the first two will be constants, but I am not so sure you should get so used to the Bears winning.

Like life, Cutler always finds a way. Whether it is throwing a TAINT at the worst possible time or faking an injury in the biggest game of his life, he is going to find a way to keep you from ever being happy.

 

[BlackGhost]

Luck doesn't have any competition. He barely looks human. I think the only person on the planet uglier than Andrew Luck is Greg Oden.

What a amazing man Beard, you guys are haters

 

[Dutch Gronk]

This. Luck is easily the ugliest, goofiest looking QB of all time.

That's disrespectful to the single most goofy looking person on the planet.

 

[Futurevoid]

What a amazing man Beard

Looks amish. I swear I'm expecting him to break out churning butter any second now.

 

[Smokey]

What a amazing man Beard, you guys are haters

there is nothing amazing about this pic besides how horrible it is!

and you know sometime in the future this is going to return for a "playoff run"

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Looks amish. I swear I'm expecting him to break out churning butter any second now.

I managed to keep my composure through all of this until I read this post. Well done.

 

[AngmarsKing701]

Heh, I was actually looking at the Eagles game stats. Ben has been sacked 9 times thus far this year.

Okay thanks. I was getting worried there for a minute. I expect my QB to be taking hits and holding onto the ball too long!

 

[see5harp]

Eli is pretty goofy looking but when they put a fitted suit on him and let him host SNL, he shed a lot of that.

 

[crimzonflame]

oh so that is Tom Brady in the Dodge commercial.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

19.

Correct!

Matt S is on a lot of billboards in Houston. Well, maybe not the best looker..but he's not the worst right? Heck, I'm trying to think who is the ugliest QB in the league.

Luck doesn't have any competition. He barely looks human. I think the only person on the planet uglier than Andrew Luck is Greg Oden.

Also correct.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Eli is pretty goofy looking but when they put a fitted suit on him and let him host SNL, he shed a lot of that.

 

[bionic77]

Okay thanks. I was getting worried there for a minute. I expect my QB to be taking hits and holding onto the ball too long!

Ben has been really good this year about that.

Honestly I can't complain about his play so far this year. Now the rest of the team...

And what is all the talk about whose qb is hottest? When the fuck did you all become dickless Pats fans?

 

[Futurevoid]

 

[crimzonflame]

Leave Eli alone. He is so wholesome.

 

[eznark]

Ben has been really good this year about that.

Honestly I can't complain about his play so far this year. Now the rest of the team...

And what is all the talk about whose qb is hottest? When the fuck did you all become dickless Pats fans?

 

[squicken]

eh luck just looks goofy. same with eli and peyton. big ben doesn't look all sophisticated himself. brees has quato on his cheek. there's really only one QB that is both pretty and good

 

[BlackGhost]

:lmao

 

[Fantomex]

Remember when the Jets were good? Those were the wonder years. Never Forget.

 

[bionic77]

As long as I don't stay out late or go into strange bathrooms I won't ever have to worry about having sex with my qb so I don't give a fuck what he looks like as long as he plays well.

Packer fans don't have that worry because Rodgers could never restrain a small woman, let alone a full grown Packers fan. The tables would probably be turned in that scenario.

 

[Futurevoid]

The worst part is Dutch picked some of the better pics of Eli. He could have gone for the cream of the crop!

 

[Seda]

Next two Sundays gonna feel weird watching all the games and not having to see the Bears stink it up.

(They'll just get to do that in primetime instead)

 

[see5harp]

Dude look at how huge Eli is. He is swaggin on a different level. Look how small that bucket looks in his hand.

 

[youngwerther]

eh luck just looks goofy. same with eli and peyton. big ben doesn't look all sophisticated himself. brees has quato on his cheek. there's really only one QB that is both pretty and good

Erron?
He also looks a lot like Paul Ryan, so that detracts from his pretty points.

 

[Gully State]

Luck doesn't have any competition. He barely looks human. I think the only person on the planet uglier than Andrew Luck is Greg Oden.

Surprised Geico hasn't approached him about doing a commercial...Neanderthal Luck is best Luck...

 

[jmdajr]

Hope I'm laughing as much tonight as I am now. Shit.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

TWICE!? To that guy....

Also, when are we debating handsomest QB? Oh wait there is no discussion.

 

[Future Foundation]

Why did I see a KC Chiefs tackle ranting on the fans today?

 

[BankaiZaraki]

Chicago-area man stabbed to death in Jacksonville

Wow. Jags fans are salty as fuck confirmed.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

LOL. I'm dying here!

 

[squicken]

Why did I see a KC Chiefs tackle ranting on the fans today?

People think Winston is standing up for a teammate and other players but the reality is that he got a giant erection when he figured out a new way to get on TV and have everyone overlook how bad he has become at playing football

 

[Futurevoid]

Christ, that's gotta be one mean fart he's holding in.

 

[youngwerther]

Most handsome (and best) QB to play the game

Tom Brady has a Justin Bieber vibe.
Brent has that Clint Eastwood gun-slanger look. You see him step onto the field you know there is gonna be some slangin'

 

[BankaiZaraki]

Texans fans flooding Big Apple

Flooding might be reaching, but that's cool..represent!

Heck I forgot where I read it, but there are still 12,000 tickets left for sale. Anyone have a plane?
All Texans GAF can go.. all... 6 of us.

Hell I'm down if I had the money lol.

 

[TheLegendary]

smh

 

[Gully State]

Why did I see a KC Chiefs tackle ranting on the fans today?

They cheered when Cassel got knocked out of the game..

The crowd at Arrowhead Stadium booed Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Matt Cassel throughout the Ravens’ 9-6 win on Sunday, and someone paid for an airplane to fly above the stadium before the game with a banner that called for Cassel to be benched. But some Chiefs fans crossed the line of decency when they cheered after Ravens defensive tackle Haloti Ngata knocked Cassel out of the game with a hard hit in the fourth quarter.

 

[Baconsammy]

Most handsome (and best) QB to play the game

If your job involves driving a tractor to work, I can see your statement making actual sense.

 

[BankaiZaraki]

I always thought players were ripped..had 24 in pythons and 6 pk abs..then I see Brady,Eli,Ben...nope.